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Anonymous
2017-03-09 01:52:01 Post No.35388647
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>tfw the drugs hit and you realize everything you have to feel bad about is premised on a sense of self that doesn't exist

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 01:54:16 Post No.35388677
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LSD is a hell of a drug, famalam.

Cured my autismo

Anonymous 2017-03-09 02:02:08 Post No.35388821
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>tfw you realize the "self" is an illusion just like the senses that evolved
>the reality we experience is nothing more than a self projected image that allowed human beings survive

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>>35388647
If the self doesn't exist, then go kill yourself fucktard

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2017-03-09 01:47:19 Post No.35388578
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Anonymous 2017-03-09 01:47:19 Post No. 35388578 [Report] [View this topic]

Researcher clones his personality into a robot
https://www.engadget.com/2017/03/08/this-anti-social-robots-only-task-is-to-avoid-people/

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 01:48:26 Post No.35388588
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>>35388578
Behaviour like that is what causes the AI uprising.

Anonymous 2017-03-09 01:53:35 Post No.35388667
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>robot will be unable to seek maintenance
>robot is doomed to die broken somewhere in the middle of nowhere

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>>35388667
I... I think we've finally found /ourguy/

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/brainlets/ 2017-03-09 01:46:45 Post No.35388566
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/brainlets/ Anonymous 2017-03-09 01:46:45 Post No. 35388566 [Report] [View this topic]

You can only post in this thread if you're a fucking moron

>tfw in second year of university but can't do maths harder than basic algebra and compound interest

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 02:40:06 Post No.35389575
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I know there are more of you here, don't be shy

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>tfw too stupid to realize what makes me a brainlet

cant even figure out why i'm dumb, i just am

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>>35388566
>one shot at life
>born with dyspraxia

I'm not even a brainlet, it's more like large portions of it are just dead zones

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 01:46:28 Post No. 35388563 [Report] [View this topic]

Thinking of just shaving my head, but I'm not balding I just feel like shaving it, would it be better? I'm always fiddling with my hair and worried about the way it looks, like I'm always styling it and wanting it to look a certain way. It's just so exhausting, if I shave it I don't have to worry about how I look, or how my hair looks because there won't be anything to style.

I'm just worried I won't like the way I look with a shaved head, like I'm afraid people will think I have cancer or I'm a neo-nazi. Anyone here have a shaved head by choice? Or like a really short hairstyle? I feel like it has benefits to it, also I feel like it makes you look older. Probably depends on your facial features and what not.

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 01:49:17 Post No.35388603
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>>35388563
I'm wondering the same thing, I have an undercut and while it looks nice, styling and maintaining it is a fucking pain

Anonymous 2017-03-09 01:51:22 Post No.35388639
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>>35388603
I know that feel anon, like I have great hair genetics but I'm so fucking worried about how it's styled/looks. I guess I feel like I want girls to find me attractive so I try to wear my hair in an attractive way. I honestly shouldn't give a shit what others think, but that's why I'm thinking of shaving the shit off.

I'm so autistic with my hair and it's so tiresome, I'm probably gonna shave it or get it cut REALLY short like a buzzcut but shorter maybe.

Anonymous 2017-03-09 01:54:32 Post No.35388685
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>>35388563
I just did it last night, down to a 0. It's the first time I've ever gone this short, and I didn't cut my hair a year beforehand. I was scared but I'm glad I did it. I think it looks better than I expected and feels good too. I think every man should do it at least once.

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 01:45:50 Post No. 35388553 [Report] [View this topic]

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 01:52:28 Post No.35388653
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>>35388553
No you don't. You wouldn't be able to handle a real relationship, you'd end up with more grief than it's worth. What you want is the feelings associated with having a girlfriend. You're better off trying to be closer to your waifu and immersing yourself in porn. Learn lucid dreaming or visit the tulpa threads.

Anonymous 2017-03-09 01:56:03 Post No.35388709
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>>35388653
but its so hard anon

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>>35388653
If I could physically touch, hold, feel the warmth from a waifu, I would totally do it. But otherwise, it's just a cold empty fantasy

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2017-03-09 01:41:19 Post No.35388453
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Anonymous 2017-03-09 01:41:19 Post No. 35388453 [Report] [View this topic]

Asian female here, Asian boys are genetic failures and should be aborted in the womb.

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 01:43:53 Post No.35388509
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Asian female here. Where da white boys at?

Anonymous 2017-03-09 01:45:13 Post No.35388538
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Guess you better get that tube tied.

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>>35388509
Kek

Is this fake.......?

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 01:41:11 Post No. 35388445 [Report] [View this topic]

i can't get over my body dysmorphia, it is crippling me and i think about my physical features hours a day and cant imagine ever feeling confident about them

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 01:42:45 Post No.35388483
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Lose some weight you gross fuck.

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 01:43:01 Post No.35388486 [Report]

Were you bullied for years and years too?

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>>35388483
i am skinny, you faggot

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Anonymous 2017-03-08 07:23:23 Post No. 35371975 [Report] [View this topic]

How smart are you /r9k/?

http://test.mensa.no/

119 here, very upper limit of high average

<69 - extremely low
70-79 - borderline
80-89 - low average
90-109 - average
110-119 - high average
120-129 - superior
130+ - very superior

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Anonymous 2017-03-08 07:26:02 Post No.35372018
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>>35371975
This test is bullshit friend.

Anonymous 2017-03-08 07:27:42 Post No.35372041
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Hijacking this thread

Whoever gets the lowest IQ wins
>Your IQ was measured to 95, which is equivalent to the 36.9 percentile.

Anonymous 2017-03-08 07:28:27 Post No.35372055
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Mensa is a meme. They score people ~30pts higher than they actually are to get IQcucks to fly to Norway and try to join their high IQ society.

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Hello.exe Anonymous 2017-03-09 01:40:19 Post No. 35388424 [Report] [View this topic]

How would you fedoralords want to die if you could choose if I may ask

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 01:43:40 Post No.35388503
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>>35388424
Heart attack when I'm 85 caused by over-vigorous sex with a 24 year old hooker in Budapest.

Anonymous 2017-03-09 01:47:58 Post No.35388582
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>>35388503
Noice.webm

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>>35388424
shrunken down to the size of a mouse and crushed under the stinky bare foot of a cute girl.

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 01:34:54 Post No. 35388318 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw can't stop fapping to black guys fucking trannies in porn.
How do I get out of this ride?

Pic related, my last fap, gyaru tranny being blacked.

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 01:36:48 Post No.35388356
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>>35388318
how can i find that video

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ASIAN MALES BELONG TO BBC

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>>35388356
Adorable Miran Hammered By Soldier

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 01:34:29 Post No. 35388313 [Report] [View this topic]

>mum and sister both have light blue eyes
>tfw male
>tfw brown hair and fucking brown eyes

life's fucked

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 01:35:32 Post No.35388329
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>>35388313
Make sure you tell your sister how beautiful you think her eyes are

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>mum n ded bof hv tal heit nd god bdy nd nce hair
> hv bd hr
>fk

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>>35388329
This. Tell her you want to fuck her eyes.

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 01:34:27 Post No. 35388312 [Report] [View this topic]

Greetings anons, I have a question. Who here /neverwantedsex/? I have yet to find anyone who I would ever consider making my partner.

>tfw no gf

It's completely alien to me.

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 01:36:59 Post No.35388358
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>>35388312
Implying I won't shameless self bumb orginally

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>>35388358
MEGA MEGA MEGA BUMP

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Feels General Anonymous 2017-03-09 01:34:13 Post No. 35388303 [Report] [View this topic]

Post anything that makes you feel here. Nostalgia? Euphoria? Misery? Melancholy? Whatever it is, let us all know it, and let us support each other and share in our experiences.

I'll start.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56u6g0POvo0
"Beautiful World" by DEVO.

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>tfw wife found my BLACKED folder

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>>35388352
>mfw im on the bus and relaize that i forgot my exam notes

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>>35388465
>tfw you tagged the person above instead of the OP

good job anon

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 01:31:04 Post No. 35388235 [Report] [View this topic]

Have you ever spent more than an hour perfecting a shitpost?

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My most successful shitposts were on the spur of the moment.

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A true shitposter doesn't need an hour to perfect, his post is perfect as is

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>>35388286
That's bullshit though. Shitposting is an art-forms and like all art-forms, the ones carefully crafted with keen attention to detail always yield the best results.

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 01:30:44 Post No. 35388228 [Report] [View this topic]

http://mikesouth.com/legal/porn-star-larkin-love-wanted-questioning-regarding-attempted-murder-husband-14849/

LARKIN LOVE CONFIRMED A LUNATIC PSYCHOPATH!!!

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 01:32:06 Post No.35388251
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>>35388228
This wont make me stop loving her

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wasn't there someone on /gif/ posting chatlogs about how the husband was abusive?

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>>35388228
She should have just vaporized her husband with her heat vision desu

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