/brainlets/

I know there are more of you here, don't be shy

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>tfw too stupid to realize what makes me a brainlet

cant even figure out why i'm dumb, i just am

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>>35388566
>one shot at life
>born with dyspraxia

I'm not even a brainlet, it's more like large portions of it are just dead zones

>>35388566
Don't doubt yourself anon! Of course maths isn't everyone's thing, but you're clearly competent enough to self reflect.

I think you just have to find your talent

>barely understand recursive functions
>want to understand geometry of dna but too dumb

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>just took out a new loan to pay off an old one

DEVILISH

>>35388566
>trying to learn to program a simple game
>online course literally holds your hand through the process
>too dumb to do it on my own

>>35390491

Now I really want to meet someone with this affliction.

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>too dumb for a college degree that'll matter
>too weak to go into manual labor
There's no hope for me

>>35390830
>tfw drowning in the swamp of indecision

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>>35388566
my biggest problem is that i literally just cannot fucking articulate properly

i feel like an absolute retard and get jealous when i see anons typing up long paragraphed posts because i am literally incapable of typing anything more than 1-2 sentences.

>>35390884
I know this feel. For me it's an undeveloped skill since I lurk most of the time. Same thing in real life with my speech.

>>35388566
>third try at lin Al
>fail to follow basic instruction
>all around do dumb shit

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>tfw have spent the past 5 years in university accomplishing absolutely nothing, still at least 2 years out from graduating
>also can't do anything past basic algebra
>can't focus on material for more than literally 2 or 3 minutes before having to take a break and check /r9k/

whats a good jobs for a dumy

>be me
>lurk 4chan 10 hours a day for the past 4 years
>too dumb to post, too dumb reply to replies, too dumb to express my views on /pol/

>>35388566
what are you studying at university anon

>>35391450
I also was too dumb for school, work at Walmart like I do

>>35391583
Learn a trade like plumbing or welding

Anyone here /brainloss/?

>one of the smartest in my class as a kid
>as across the board
>even more impressive because I'm a nignog
>pass school and go to college
>continue to get As in first two years
>suddenly my brain fucking dies in my third year
>can't concentrate, focus, think clearly
>constant depressive thoughts
>can barely construct an argument or write a paragraph of text anymore
>mind is a blank most of the time
>when it isn't it's like it's like trying to pull intelligent thoughts out of quicksand

what the fuck happened to me?

>>35390884
jaysus, same here. i'm extremely envious of those anons as well

>>35390491
i-is this a legit disease? How do you get it even diagnosed? Would people not just say you are clumsy like they do for me?

also

>still use fingers to count when doing basic maths or trying to calculate the time

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>>35391684
>jaysus
extremely close to my real name, you freaked me the fuck out for a second there

>>35391839
t. jason

>Study hard for a week before test
>Get to test
>Literally everything I studied for is emptied from my head
Fuck tests

I'm posting in this thread on behalf of everyone who believes in that stupid fucking 4 letter myers briggs personality test shit.

You're all fucking stupid.

>>35392193
as an INFP that really hurt my feelings :(

>>35392193
Wrong thread, but probably exactly where you belong.

>>35392225
dont worry, just retake the test in a few hours and you'll get a completely different personality for you to conform to, maybe the new one will be real tough and alpha! just like on the tv shows!

>>35392246
Buttmad horoscope reading retard confirmed. Stay in this thread, you belong here.

>>35391648
You probably frazzled your mind. Nothing you can do about it now. Try to get on if you can.

>>35390884
Start reading. Books, articles, anything that has more than basic language and any length to it

>someone says something to me
>everything goes over my head
>no idea what they said

> 19 years
And, let`s get started.
> can't tie my shoelaces
> can`t into maths (only basic operations)
> can`t into programming (even QBASIC and VBA)
> can`t into repair tecnhic
> easily get stuck at extreme situations like "someone ask something on street"
> can`t install/reinstall windows
> poor as fuck
> too weak to go into manual labor

>>35392330
you forgot one

>can't into proper apostrophes

>>35392395
Sorry. Not my native language.
> can`t into foreign languages

>>35392330
Sounds exactly like me, except I am 20 and wealthy.

>tfw you don't even know your multiplication tables.

>>35392412
Where do you live anon? (Not the same anon)

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I can't get laid

Literally everyone else my age has done it

I am too retarded to be a human being, kill me

>>35388566
>been trying to understand what "begging the question" means for over a decade
>still can't wrap my mind around it

I'm starting to think it's just a bullshit concept some ancient dude came up with and everyone just says they get what that means. Every explanation I've seen for "begging the question" is vague and different.

>>35392548
Russia.
>>35392530
My parents are not so rich and brother in big debts.

>>35388566
>got an F on both math 30 exams because i was too lazy to study

>don't know where to buy common household items
>can only cool things that have instructions
>confuse they're their and there regularly
>haven't added a new word to my vocabulary since high school
>stopped out of community college after the first semester
>just paid my debt to try again

Am I a retard?

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>tfw to intelligent to post and mostly lurk
>tfw actually braindead or to scared to share opinions on most things even though im in an anonymous nippon cartoon viewing forum and also paranoid about my history being watched so I try to have a low profile for the most part

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>>35393512
>he thinks you can't be braindead and still post

>just got my drivers licence
>still too scared to try refueling the car so mummy does it for me