How smart are you /r9k/? http://test.mensa.no/ 119 here, v

>>35371975
This test is bullshit friend.

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Hijacking this thread

Whoever gets the lowest IQ wins
>Your IQ was measured to 95, which is equivalent to the 36.9 percentile.

Mensa is a meme. They score people ~30pts higher than they actually are to get IQcucks to fly to Norway and try to join their high IQ society.

>>35372041
>Your IQ was measured to 85, which is equivalent to the 15.9 percentile.

>>35372041
>>35372064
I spammed random answers in under fifteen seconds and still got a score of

>100

>>35371975
I took an actual psychologist administered test for a psych evaluation and scored 142, the highest she had seen.

>>35371975
>Spam middle top and middle bottom
>IQ is somehow unmeasurable

What, is it not a number anymore?

>>35372064
Nice! Only 15.9% of people are as smart as you! Lucky. I wish I could be as smart as you.

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I think IQ tests are BS, especially online ones.

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Bow before me brainlets

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This is a legit semi assessment, it only tests logical fluid intelligence, which is the g factor.

This assessment along with Danish Mensa ones are accurate in assessing your range.

Also I skipped the last 4 questions and it seems they're weighted since im in the 87% without doing the hardest questions.
on the Danish one ive always gotten 123-135 so

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dont care, i dont need a test to know im not dumb

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>>35372404
most recent one on the other danish one

>http://www.iqtest.dk/main.swf


also forgot to say im high as fuck on this one >>35372404

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Meh. Its a lot of fun puzzles. If I did it again I would probably do a lot better.

Once you learn the trick on some of them, it becomes pretty easy to breeze through it.

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Are these actually an accurate measure? Seems like they inflate the scores. Like, are we all above average?

>>35371975
I had an actual, proctored IQ test when I was younger. They said it was 140 but I don't really put a lot of stock into it. There're just so many factors that it's impossible to gauge someone's intelligence accurately.

>speed through test in 3 minutes
>top 20%

The REAL IQ test is not falling for IQ tests in general, dumb brainless robots. Makes you think.

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>ugly
FUCK
origliano

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>filipino average 86 iq
>tfw transcended the brown monkey tribe

I got 123.

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113.

Guess I'm average.

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>>35371975
I've always been skeptical of online IQ tests

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>Got 130 the last time I took the test
>Get 117 now
I'm going with the 130 because it's more accurate to my feelings.

>>35372742
>feelings
brainlet confirmed.

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>>35371975
I got the same as you, OP.

Last time I did an iq test I scored 160 but it didn't change shit in my life :/

Are any online tests actually accurate, Are they just not counted cause people can lie?

I really really don't like my score.

>trusting online IQ tests
>trusting Mensa

I got tested by an actual psychiatrist (I think, he might have been a psychologist) and got 134. Too bad it doesn't mean shit and I'm still a useless wreck

>>35373054
pretty much, how often do we actually use pattern recognition in our average day?

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>>35372712
>>35372448
Mah Niggas....there were only 2 that I went wtf on also these scores have to be inflated right?

"Your IQ lies outside the area that the test is able to measure. We are hoping to extend this area as soon as we have gathered more data. Remember that it is a good idea to practice tests such as this - there are many others available online."

To everyone saying these tests are memes... they aren't. My brainlet ex gf got like 98

>>35372381
I literally pressed the first option for all of these and got your little message.

Apparently that's the message they give to the retards, because your IQ is too low to measure.

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wow iam decent at pattern recognition

boredpepe.jpeg !

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it's pretty much inflated I guess, on the Danish one I got 110ish

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I got 133, i usually get around these numbers so i guess it's ok

I had to take one because I stopped going to school sophomore and junior year and scored a 121 but hey, it doesn't matter because Im sleeping 17 hours a day so I'd say I'm less useful than a brainlet

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>mensa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiYqVnX22fw

I did this test when I saw it on /pol/ once and got 141. My real IQ's probably around 101.

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I randomly did the last five or so because they were 2hard, surprised I did this well.

I was tested at 131 in an actual Mensa test.

My life is awful.

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>>35371975
>>35372463
>>35372929
My niggas

fuck this stupid fucking mute bot

>>35371975
146 on the actual mensa test, yes i did decide to join mensa afterwards.

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Your iq is equivalent to 91, the 25th precentile
I was excelling during HS and had a 93avg grade.
Fuck this.

where do I get to review my answers at
fuck this

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>>35371975
Is I Smart?

took the test and got a 106 then retook it by spamming random shit and I get around 100

my iq is the equivalent of someone spamming random buttons

>>35371975
123 but it's bullshit.

>>35371975
Ahah ive got 130 and still stupid af
Anything below is seriously retarded

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>>35373462
Remember it is not calculating your IQ by country. Every country has a different IQ, so it makes sense if you are living in the US.

>>35373033
I wouldn't say they aren't accurate, they just aren't valid. Easy to cheat and normally only test one form of intellect
You couldn't go to a high IQ club with your online test results, you'd be laughed out the door

>>35373797
>mfw was excelling at math and physics but suck at pattern recognition so I got 90 even though my iq is above 110.

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131 qi.

>tfw proved intelligent
I always thought i am stupid since for a reason people seems to avoid me

>>35373849
This is only a pattern recognition test

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>>35373864
I did a leggit emotional intelligence (not online one) and got below average.
Guess i am truly a robot.
>tfw no gf

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>>35373849
Don't get too excited. Until you've taken a real test, you can't know.

>>35373793
This test is Norwegian, no?

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141

Online tests are bullshit anyway I've never scored under 135 in any of the ones I've taken

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>>35374000
The test yes, but that doesn't mean they use norwegian statistics to calculate the IQ.
They most likely use the mean value for the worldwide PoPulation (my P letter doesn't work if it's not in caPital).

>>35373462
Basically an autism support group with a joining fee.

>>35372519
The smartest person in MENSA is the one who got all the dumb fucks to take tests and pay him money. :)

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am i supposed to feel better about myself ?

I was tested in middle school and placed into an accelerated program. It turned out that you needed to score at least 130 to get in.

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>thread average is 125
I want to believe that it's because only smart people like doing IQ tests but these scores are probably inflated by like 20 points desu

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>>35374055
>my P letter doesn't work if it's not in caPital

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Better than expected, though I had to guess 3 of the last 4.

>>35374243
you're supposed to do these tests only once dunderhead otherwise your memory helps you when you've already solved some of the problems

>tfw not intelligent enough to be part of the big brains gang

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>>35371975
>tfw intelligent enough to understand what my problems are and how they manifested
>not intelligent enough to find ways of resolving them

End it.

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>>35371975
129, just below """""very superior"""""

Though that was from a test I took in 2011, I might be more or less by now.

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>IQ circle jerk thread

Okay...

This test was much easier -or at least more clearer- than the one that is usually posted here. I also have asperger's syndrome.

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>>35373462
>that video

They're all so smug and awkward, what the fuuuck. Also the test example given in that video doesn't even seem to be an IQ test at all.

>I couldn't make logical choices at 40% so just clicked randomly there after.

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>>35374570
>Too stupid to include the picture

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>>35373797
Where can I get a valid test? I am tired of this "pattern recognition means you are smart" meme
If I was so smart I would not have the shitty life I have now.
pls respond

Got 121

To be honest on the last 2 I guessed because I was getting frustrated.

>everyone in the thread is at least 120

Really makes you think

This test is bullshit.

>>35374590
Not necessarily true. Being smart grants you knowledge to know what you need to do, but experience and discipline is what allows you to do it. Its a shame they are entirely unrelated.

>>35374649
Maybe the ones ho got low score are to ashamed to post their scores, or maybe /r9k/ naturally attracts high IQ people.

>>35371975
scored at around 132 during high school, on a practice MENSA test that I found online on a danish MENSA site, scored me at about 135, this one I just took got me at 125.
>tfw slowly deteriorating

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I feel like I did pretty well

>>35371975
Didnt finish it but I got 91
>Normie

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Did I do good, boss?

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IQs are shit as a measurement. Only good if you score extremely low or extremely high (in extraordinary fast time), that then serves as indication whether you are retarded or a genius. Anything in between doesn't mean shit.

>>35375008
Forgot to say, by genius I mean your ability to see patterns in shit like math and whatnot. You can still be a social retard, which is probably worse because you've failed from an evolutionary standpoint given that socialising and reproducing is your main objective, you're supposed to be wired for that primarily.

>>35372463
No, it's just people with lower "IQs" are much less likely to post them, obviously.

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idc, whatever, i know i'm smurt anyway

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>>35374224
Smart people want to post their IQ, dumb people do not. If you believe that it's mostly actual robots on here, it could also be the case that some of us are
>ftw too intelligent

http://www.t3x.org/iq/window.html

>>35374503
My mother believes that people with aspergers are a "next stage" in human evolution. I know my mother's very academic, and

>tfw aspergers
>tfw IQ ~mid-130s

I never taken an official test, but that's the usual result from tests on here. I wonder if there's a trend of autistic high IQs, it gets rumoured a lot.

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>>35371975
I'd say I did pretty good

>>35374840
Remember because it measures your cognitive ability, it can be affected by shit like mood, tiredness, time of day etc. It's just an arbitrary number anyway, chill.

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tfw too smart for IQ tests, is intelligence on this level a curse?

>>35375138
>is intelligence on this level a curse?
idk, what are you studying right now

>>35375020
Falling outside the window of intellect of normal people makes it much more difficult to relate to and share ideas with them, whether it's too high or too low. Without intimate interaction, you have failed your evolutionary purpose. Outlying IQs tend to be a genetic malfunction.

>tfw IQ ~135, schizo, no social life, KHV

Look at the link from >>35375065

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I thought I'd get about 90 or 100.
Surprised but skeptical.

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> failed highschool horribly due to depression and social problems in school
> grew up in a very smart family
> never practiced these kind of tests before
> have barely slept or are shit today
> got 128

i don't take iq tests too seriously especially not those you take on the internet. i know i have good learning capabilities but that doesn't save me from depression and lack of motivation

also tfw no gf

>>35375171
> or ate* shit today

>>35375138
Approximately 1 sigma (115 IQ) seems to be ideal to get ahead in life, but also be inside the window that you can relate to most ordinary people and have some form of social life.

They say that if you're the smartest person in the room, you're in the wrong room. The problem with people that are
>tfw too intelligent
Is that not having strong social skills as a foundation, which is common, along with never relating to their peers, surrounded by media that panders to the less intelligent, and being able to see how fucked the world is and how it's set against them clearly compared to their sheepie counterparts, e.g.
>money is a carrot on a stick
>materialism is pointless and happiness is a drug you develop tolerance for
>modern media is mass manipulation and no one fact checks it
Very intelligent people often never find that room. The representation of 130+ IQ people in education statistics, or literally anywhere, is almost nought. They disappear, and no one know where they go.

>>35374723
statistically impossible son

>>35374232
Never heard of caPital letters?

Apparently 113, I couldn't be fucked and started guessing after 50%. Or is that how these things work, are you supposed to just go for your first instinct without thinking it over?

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remember, high IQ means you have aspergers

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Feels good. Almost as good as this original comment.

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>>35375478
Why are you happy of being assburgers?

god fucking dammit
yes
i got yeah

I got 125

+1 to my self esteem

>>35371975
If you score >110 you'll never get laid

>>35375493
Because free fucking burgers come out of my ass every single day. How would that not please someone.

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>>35375525
Yes my friend, free burgers everyday.
Have you ever heard of sonic?

>>35375554
sonic is love, sonic is life

There's a 1/6^35 chance that you'll get a perfect result, if I remember my high school statistic class correctly. Chances are I don't

>le "online IQ tests are inaccurate!" myth

it's a fucking meme to think online IQ tests don't work, I had my IQ tested several times at ~120 and all the online tests I've taken have been consistent with the real ones. So fuck off with this retarded meme, if your online IQ is 90 your "real" IQ will be 90 too.

>>35375600
My online IQ registers as like 15+ higher than my physical tests taken. Stop this nonsense at once.

To be fair, online tests don't HAVE to be inaccurate, it is just that the majority of them are not necessarily as accurate or reliable as other tests you can get in person.

>>35375600
if this is true then holy shit im fucking incredible
thanks for the +9999 in my self-esteem
time to get that gf once and for all

>>35375600
>when online tests confirm you're a 160 IQ demigod
Nah man, I almost don't want to believe it. Where do I even go from here? I'm not alone because I'm smarter than people, I just hate being around them. Say it ain't so. Say I've got a chance to be normal!!!

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>>35375579
Sonic is love, Sonic is life indeed.
Ravioli ravioli give the 12 gauge-oli

>>35371975
70
I have never taken an IQ test, but there's no need. I'm one the dumbest person on earth.

>>35375635
I like you. You understand me in a way that noone else can.

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>>35375655
We are brothers of suffering, my friend. Quenched in Bleach since the first day we were born, our souls are like rovers on Venus: crushed by the overwhelming weight of our suffering.
Rejoice, for I will, soon, get myself a brand new 12 gauge shotgun and I, with you maybe, follow the path of our leader and savior Cobain!
Maymays is the only thing keeping me alive, alongside alcohol and hentai.

I've taken both physical and online IQ tests, and so far it's been pretty consistent. My IQ on this test is just a tad bit higher than the latest physical test I've taken. (140 on this one, 138 on my uni's iq test)

>halfway through
>boring
>finish
>103 IQ

if i would have continued, would i have got 206? kek

>>35372156
I did too but I got 104

>>35375753
the questions get harder latter on

the last one in particular is insane

>>35375753
it gets a lot harder at the end
the last 3 questions are the hardest

>>35375789
>>35375824

finished it, damn it got really tough towards the end, got 115

took a psychologist IQ test and got 112 when i was 15 so i guess its pretty acccurate

>>35371975
I got 119 skipping anything I couldn't get right away and had over 8 minutes left at the end. We are all clearly mentally superior superbeings. Our time will come. Apparently this site wouldn't let me be a memester and post that in Irish.

>tfw 140 brain points

>>35372430
>Playing LoL

tells us everything we need to know about your IQ

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>>35372156
Impressive. I did this too in the 8th grade and scored 140.

Brainlets hate us

>>35371975
135-145 range, for all the good it's done me with my chronic treatment resistant depression and anxiety.

>>35376146
this
>tfw 141 from the test and dota 2 mustard rage

>>35372156
I was administered the test in high school and scored 155, but generally I feel like a fucking idiot so I think something had to be wrong.

According to the WISC-IV test, I have a spatial IQ of 101 and a verbal IQ of 150. What does that mean?

>>35371975
Bullshit test. Take a real IQ test or something, dipshit.
Bet you wouldn't get that high on the real one, pupupuuuu

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intelligentbutlazy here

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>>35371975
And that's when I'm drunk.

>>35371975
All online tests are crap.
I had a formal test with a psychiatrist running it and got a 145. When I joined the army they had me take a separate one that confirmed it.

The last three are just bonkers. These tests are easy enough when you know what the trick is. I think if you did a lot of these types of tests you would get higher scores.

>>35376255
It means you can talk the talk but ain't quite as good at walking the walk I'd hazard to guess.

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I think I got one question wrong. Probably the last one.

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Tied second
>>35374503
>>35375038

(also from south africa
>>35373793 does this mean my adjusted IQ is over 9000?)

>>35376898
>9gag
>/b/
"No!"

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I got bored and stopped

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this is a muuuuh original comment

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heh, nothing personnel brainlets

>129
>99.6th percentile

time to fly off to norway see you losers later

>IQ 138
>percentile 99.4
why do I don't feel as smart as I'm supposed to be?

>>35379014
Everyone here has an iq of 120-130 so you are probably average.

>>35379040
Actually I think that most people on r9k are fucking dumb so that would make me stupid as well

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>>35371975
>belives an internet IQ test
>says IQ is 119
kek

I got 123 on this Test, but I was tested twice with a psychiatrist and both times I got around 130, so this made me feel kinda bad ;_;

>>35371975
135+
You mad brainlets?

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>>35379111
smarter than wagecucks

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i am smartust in wurld fuck you all

>>35379394
proof or kill yourself
orgnonio

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>i will never be the one percent

i got 120~ last time i did it. doesn't feel that high though

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>>35371975
Here is my IQ score, friends.

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Waaaaah. I Juant to /b/ genijuice.
#NeverLucky

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>Your IQ was measured to 119, which is equivalent to the 89.7 percentile.

i don't think so but ok

got 103 and i always thought i was smart

You guys are retards. This test gives everyone an "above average" score.

The real average on the test is probably around 130 IQ. If you scored less than 130 you're probably below average intelligence.

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>>35380414
I'm below average.
Doesn't surprise me I'm below average in everything.

>>35380444
That's ok we're all going to be below average soon

https://www.technologyreview.com/s/538431/deep-learning-machine-beats-humans-in-iq-test/

>tfw got tested 130+ iq on WCIS as a kid
>get 115 on this test

Did i get dumber? How is this possible

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After like 40% or 50% I couldn't make logical decisions, and I just clicked randomly for like last 10% or so.

I got 108.

>>35379880
Closed it since then dumdum

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>>35373404
>>35374503
>>35376898

hello brain brothers

>>35375038
>>35376842

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>>35380712
feels damn good to be in the 1 percent

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>>35380414
It's because when people get a low IQ score, they don't tell you. Why would they, moron? The test could be flawed, but information from /r9k/ posts isn't going to be valid data to prove that.

Everyone is saying the numbers are inflated just because the thread average is up there but I dont think you guys understand how much understanding and literacy it takes to even find your way to this board. You guys are smarter than you think

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>>35380529
that's what happens when you're a dumb druggie
maybe you should have hit the books instead of hitting the bong moron

thanks for helping me waste 20 minutes. 133 like 50% of people that took this test lol

>>35380414
do you even know how smart you have to be to write out a sentence? It takes a lot more than you think, I can honestly believe that everyone on this board is way above average. If you don't think that the posts on this thread are going to be skewed above average, you're an idiot. Brainlets aren't going to post if they got a bad score. Just because the data you see on some mongolian origami board correlates one way doesn't mean that its true to the entire human species, retard. Nice b8 tho

>>35375245
>everyone here gets iq of 130
>people with iq of 130 disappear and nobody knows we're they are
I guess we now know where they went

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>>35380747
The lowest the test will give you is around 85 which is still smarter than 16 percent of the population.

A chimpanzee sitting in front of a computer and clicking random answers could get a score of 85, which I reiterate is still a higher score than 16 percent of the human population.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTgeLEWr614

>>35380748
This is more retarded than the 80 iq results. A monkey could type in 4chan. The results are inflated because a lot people just click random shit and stop trying once they get frustrated. The people bragging here care too much to do that.

is it important for stupid people to realize that they are stupid? Do they have problems accepting it?

>>35380907
niggers pride themselves on being dumb so i dont think they have problems accepting. as for is it being important, i dont think so

>>35380752

Im not a druggie though, i havent smoked in two years and have only smoked actively for a couple months of my life. I just feel like i got dumber as a grew i up. Im still smarter than most people i meet and never lose arguments, but my ability to perform tasks has definitely gotten much worse. I dont understand how i was so smart as a kid yet am now only above average. Is depression really this damaging to the brain?

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>do half of it properly
>random answers for last 45% when i got bored
>143

lmao crap test

So it shows that the smarter person is smart enough not to get frustrated? I think that is a part of this test and if you don't get frustrated, it shows that you are smarter. Also, even with random guesses you would get on average 1/6 of them right, wouldn't that deflate the results?

>>35381000
@>>35380893
that was for you whoops
originamil posaru

>>35380988
>when people say its a crap test but dont post their results
kek noice b8 brainlet
tryna make a niggie feel like he isn't better than you when we all know youre just retarded

>>35381065
but he did post the result kek

All the result percentages are preset categories and there's like 5 so I already knew the test was fake

That being said I pressed random shit based on left to right, bottom to top pattern and I got 131

>>35380807
Yup. No one here has a job they like, or are prominent in education, or live like how they want to live at all. They're all failures, by society's standards.

People with very high or low IQs tend to have a lot of mental or physical illness, leading to being massively underachieving. And so, the literate side of that equation for the most part might find there way here.

At least that's a possible theory, anyway.

>>35381115
>>35380988
no proof tho, post the screenshot
also I'm calling samefag

>>35380529
(((they))) weigh it different when you're young because (((they))) don't want to have to deal with the implications of everyone being retarded

>>35381133
post screenshot then faggot
I don't believe you and anyone who says their result instead of posting proof is a brainlet who can't accept his place in society

>>35380968
Yep. It's a mental illness for a reason, it's seriously debilitating to simply trying to get by, as are the other mental illnesses. If it was better, it wouldn't be a mental illness.

>>35381151
the tests for children are obviously easier dumbass.

>>35381190

Worst part is that bullying and a shitty home situation made me depressed at an early age. If grew up in a different environment i may have now been a succesful STEMlord, but instead all that potential got wasted. I cant believe how much easier everything was a child for me, i feel a constant "mental fog" now and have sometimes trouble doing simple mental/intellectual tasks that everyone can do.

>>35380988
Same, but I got 115. :<

>>35381151

It doesnt work that way. Its relative, 130 iq at age 6 is also 130 iq at age 30. Studies on this subject show that unless there are other factors that might have delayed growth or otherwise negatively affected the brain that the overwhelming amount of people retain their IQ throughout their life, with a fluctation of 5 points. About 110 is what i usually score now (got 117 on this but this test is horsecrap), which is a drop of more than 20 points and technically shouldnt be possible without severe physical damage to the brain (which i dont have)

>>35381341
however an 80 iq at 20 is a 105 iq when you're six.
Source: I run IQ tests

ITT:>Brainlets saying they have high IQ's but not posting results, the bashing high IQ's and saying the test is crap
Don't fall for their memes friends, I know you're smart

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>>35372381
I got this too. Didn't answer two questions, not sure if I fucked up any.

I recall Mensa's online tests not showing anything if you're over 120 or something, but some of you fuckers are posting 130+ scores. What the fuck did they mean by this?

>>35380646
Like saying youre a girl then not posting tits dum dum
GTFO

>>35381380

An unverifiable claim isnt a source though.

>>35381418
Over here, brainlet
>>35373377

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>>35381065
>>35381139

t. sub 140 brainlets

>>35381115

also I didn't samefag and dont know what hes talking about lol

>>35381427
Internet hug for people who demand sources. Youre doing kek's work, son. Im proud of you.

>>35381445
It's possible that I'm a literal schizophrenic retard, but check >>35374577's dubs for proof that the test does work for brainlets.

Basically what I'm saying is go fuck yourself with a table.

tfw auto-qualify for mensa based off lsat scores

>>35381466
>taking it a second time after you already know all the answers
if it was a randomized test I would believe you but you can literally just take this over and over until you get them all right, nice try faggot. I bet your first score was in the first standard deviation

>>35381552
Take the test right now, click all the first answers, you'll always get the "cant measure" result.

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>>35380040
Did a second try because I was unsatisfied. I took my time thinking about everything that wasn't super obvious instead of speedrunning it.

>>35381424
Aww, the little retard is upset
:((((

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>>35381596

I had like 20 tabs open and happened to not close it lmao


Holy shit, tfw your iq post makes people go into denial, how mad are you brainlet?

Did you score like 109 or something lmao

>>35381878
why are you overreacting?

>>35381878

Dude this test is bs, i only did half of it and just randomly clicked the rest, i got 117. Try iqtest.dk if you want a good estimate

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>>35381878
just took it a second time, so much easier because I already took it once. Sooooo easy

>>35381468

Thanks famalam, glad to help

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>>35381878
get BTFO sub 143 brainlet
kekus maximus beotch

>>35381596
"The first standard deviation."

>not knowing how standard deviation works
>brainlet

>>35382002
>>35382002
said first instead of one, you sure got me pal.
oregano pothisguysafuckingjackassst

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>>35381992
>>35381962

t. butthurt brainlets

>>35382098
>when you get btfo so you have to start using butthurt
I only got a 138 my first one >>35380712
so (you) can take the I'm smarter than everyone prize, just don't be such a faggot when you make claims and people ask for proof
>>35380988
like why wouldn't you post the result like everyone else

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>>35371975
>tfw too intelligent for IQ test

>>35382158

>too much of a brainlet not to realise I posted it later on.


durr hurrr

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>got lit
>took quiz
>had about 10 mins left
>115
>still smarter than the average norman when im on drugs
>will never be able to get to their level

>>35382227
who do you think told you to and replied to it
hurrrrrrrrrrrr

Tfw only 121.

>>35371975
Took a test in college.

Got 135.

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>>35371975
Online IQ tests are for retards
Speaking of which, is there anyone here who is a literal retard?

>tested twice 121 and once 123 on the Finnish Mensa test
>now a 130 on the Norwegian Mensa test

I'm still stupid tho.

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I always get in the top zero-point-something percent on all of these.

I remember on this one test that was out of 200 I got 192.

>>35373175
Nah. We is kings now.

>>35371975
Ignorance is bliss. It's better for me to not know how ''intelligent'' I am. In the army I got 3/4 in tests that measured our problem solving skills, so I suppose I'm bit above average. That's how everyone likes to think of themselves though, so go figure.

What is the answer to the last question, and why?

>tfw too afraid to do this shit

I got 135 but in reality I'd imagine I'm closer to average

This test is pretty accurate

I got 138 and on the iq test my high school made us do, I got 134

>>35371975
>tfw superior

>>35375628
Just because you are a retarded pig with low verbal intelligence it doesn't mean everyone else is like you

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>>35383453
>low verbal intelligence
>it

can i turn out to be a retard after taking an official test, if i have gotten a score of 128 on this one? im talking below 95.

>>35381468
take my gold, fellow redditor

113

this number is quite consistent during many years I took online tests

Problem is people tend to score higher with online tests. So my real IQ is probably much lower.

>spam random answers
>get 101
heh

>>35372483
Same. I am supposedly in the 140s, but suck at math and computers. Great vocabulary, though.

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>how SMART are you
>posts intelligence test

>>35383849

This test is garbage, try iqtest.dk

That one is very accurate

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118

iq doesn't get you shit though

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>>35384395
at least im smart enough to not get a gf and waste money

hehe...

>>35384101
did the same got 91

looks like it takes into consideration total time taken

>>35384427
oh yeh that'd make sense

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The last 6 i was just tired and answered a bunch of nonesense.

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What does IQ actually get you though

>>35381610
True, but I just input all of my previous answers, omitting three questions instead of two, and got 131. Really not sure what happened there.

>>35385116
IQ correlates positively with a whole bunch of really cool stuff like income and career success.
On the other hand, this /r9k/ thread is proof that correlation does not imply causation.

Oh, you also get to be a part of Mensa, which I guess is kind of like being part of a golf club, but with more nerds.

>>35385416
What are you talking about? Having a higher intelligence absolutely does cause you to have a better chance of succeeding.

>>35373462
Middle school math is all it takes to join, kek

>>35384386
Have you done both tests?

>>35385452
Sure, but higher IQ also correlates positively with social incompetence, depression, suicide and hanging out on 4chan's containment boards.

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I felt like I took a long ass time too, could have done much better. Bullshit test.

>>35385644

Yeah. I got 110 on iqtest.dk and 117 on this one, but it seems that everyone gets around 115 on this one. I wouldnt trust Mensa tests as they have a reason to skew results (getting you to pay for their tests).

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>>35371975
This test is obviously 100% accurate, and in no way a ego-stroking machine.
>>35372055
nu-uh, I'm Einstein's ghost.

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>>35385651
Gotta agree with this guy right here.

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>>35371975
FUCK GUYS holy hit im so mad.
i used to be 140. then i got derealization and shit from weed and now im 128. i cant fucking believe this im almost crying. what did i do to deserve this. i swear to fucking god im going to murder every motherfucker who pushes weed on kids.

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Mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhbhhhhdfg

>>35386720
Yeah, blame the weed.
It isn't incredible to get different results from time to time. Just chill, have a joint <(*$)

>>35386858
>brainlet detected
only a dumb stoner would believe weed doesnt fuck up your brain. i was a fucking child prodigy, but i was still dumb enough to let the big kids persuade me. fuck you fucking druggie niggers.

>>35386958
>All of my problems are other people's fault

You're in the right place, at least.

Please stop posting bullshit tests OP. You're making the retarded think they are gifted and that's quite frankly evil in my opinion

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>>35371975
I think your test's a fucking sham. I'm a lazy nigger and I'm hitting 130.

>>35386355
Hey 135 fellow bro

Did you answer everything? There were 2 questions I couldn't figure out and picked at random.

The one with black square -> diamond -> white square and lines around the shapes (32 I think it was) and the last one.

>>35376247
You are an idiot, don't worry anon.

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>Tfw I still don't know my IQ

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What did they meann by this?

>>35371975
>be me
>have iq of 273
>know the solution to western nihilism
>working in lab down in new mexico
>breedingmasterrace.jpeg
>still can't quit this faggoty website

>all these "I'm stupud but I scored 135 lmao xD"
Nice subtle boasting, fags. Sorry but you're still virgin retards

>>35387189
I did the exact same with the 2 last ones, exactly the 2 last ones two. Impossible to say if we were just lucky on one or both of those.

I'm not quite sure, but I think perhaps the black square>Diamond one was about the third panel showing the difference between the two first ones? It's been close to an hour now though, so I'm not quite sure, but there was least one where I basically answered with one that ALMOST followed my logic, but not quite.

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>>35371975
I took this the other day while I was in the car and arrived at my destination, so I guessed on the last 7 or 8 of them.

I got 130, what does this mean goyim?

>>35387248
Is the solution something that can be easily administered?

Anybody who cares about this test is retarded and probably an actual robot

>>35387272
2 last ones too*

>>35371975
Is it me or are the questions 1 to 20 basically the 2-3 same questions with different shapes?

>>35387236
Answer to question on left is: bottom left
Answer to question on right is: bottom right

For the one on the left, think about how the first and second column relate to the third column.

For the question on the right, consider what the top shape would look like upside down.

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That feel when genius.

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>>35371975
Too intelligent for this thread, desu.

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Too bad I'm NEET

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>>35371975
>last time I took an iq test I was 16 and got 114
>tfw too scared to take it again incase I get a lower score

>>35371975
I know im smart, but this test is way too easy

>>35382353
>was very high on weed
>also took xanax
>got 131
Get on my level norman

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>>35388103
Forgot pix

>>35371975
got my iq tested when i was a kid and got 108.
this test is bullshit

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>>35388665
forgot my super original pic

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Question 34 tripped me up, but I'm confident I got the rest correct.

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>>35388741
This is question 34, btw. I assumed bottom middle.

156 when I was 15

Ask me anything

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>tfw all these brainlets around me

>>35388883
Why'd the graph go all weird for you, anon?

You didn't modify the page, did you?

>>35388788
Why are you still a tremendous faggot, despite being highly intelligent?

>>35387290
>sadly the average IQ on western society has become so low, we can hardly even expect our citizens to actually understand nihilism.

>but the answer lies altering the human genome so the reward system of our mind isn't governed by normie tendencies. Also adding a series of ganglion clusters that secrete a LSD like substance, allowing us to enjoy all stimuli as though it was novel stimuli.

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>>35371975

Either I am a genius, or more likely, incredibly stupid

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>>35388904
I just took it again, obviously a lot faster than my first try and it has the same look. If anyone else gets 144 they can check for me.

>>35388970
Alright, I'll take your word!

Congrats on the good score anon :)

>>35388970
it does not count though, because you are already familiar with the exact questions and answers on the test.

>>35389055
Right, and my first try is right here >>35388883

I guess after a certain time limit no matter how fast you complete it, it doesn't affect your score.

>>35389048
Thanks.

>>35389125
oh.

sorry, i just took the test and skimped to the bottom of the page.

anyways congrats on your greatly superior intellect.

but the test is not official sadly,

here is my result, first time, i don't know what to make of it.

>>35388961

>mfw people who don't have jobs and can't brag about salary brag about IQ or where they live as if it means anything

half the people i know who earn 300k+ per year make flagrant grammar and spelling mistakes every sentence even in official documents. I'm pretty sure that if any of you were considered geniuses you would have so much shit to brag about that you'd never even take an IQ test.

by the way only being in the top 15-20% of all of society intellectually is complete trash. at best you'll be a middle manager or a small business owner. who can you brag to if almost everyone below you lives the same exact life, barring a lower quality apartment/car?

>>35388936
Because the autism that gave me a high iq also gives me extreme sensory issues. It's hard not to be a faggot when for example the slightest noise (like a fork falling) makes me go "ow that hurts i dont like it" in a baby voice

It's like being rainman but without being famous

>>35389177
That's most likely because you're too smart. I don't even know how you got that.

I took the "official" one years ago and got a 136 so definitely this one here is inflated. The test was "official" because I don't remember MENSA being involved with the actual test.

>>35389289
>it's hard not to be a faggot
then you're effectively a retard with an amusing gimmick.

>>35389276
>Ph.D. in Math
>any job I want
>$300k starting

DEBUNKED

>>35389324
Well I exaggerate my retardery for comic effect obviously. I'm very much not a faggot because I can find humour in pretending I am one

I'm not all that much of a faggot, just pretty weird. Stuff like "ow it hurts" don't really impact my quality of life, it's more like an incredible level of awareness/hyperfocus which also makes me good at "thinking", but in a classic INTP type of way (if you put much stock in that) it means that I need to steer myself or be steered into a circumstance where I can let that processing power do its work.

I've matured a lot and most of my apparent "retardation" was more akin to being a 'slow' developer due to having a higher end-point/final maturity level. Think neanderthals, who took much longer to reach 'adult' status

tl;dr no u

>>35389364
>making an investment firm richer is productive for society

Theres being intelligent, and then theres being ethical

How long does this test take?
I don't know if I have the patience for an hour long test.

>>35389402
>muh high iq
>muh intp
>muh autism
>muh backpedaling

get to the chase. what awards have you won academically and what career are you in?

>iq is 110
im a dumbass arnt i

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:/ 135. I'm hungover tho. Normally it's higher.

>>35388773
I thought it could be either bottom middle or top right. We never see big become small. However we have seen the left-most box change. I think bottom middle was correct.

>>35389427
That's the biggest problem: Those wise enough to be able to make top level decisions without fucking the world up do not want to put the stress of them obtaining such a position on their social environment.
>Ironic.
Will there ever be a Sanders in the white house?

>>35389502
That's still above average anon, meaning that you're smart! And this isn't a comprehensive IQ test anyway; perhaps with other question types you'd score even higher.

Also, remember that most people who got poor scores are probably not sharing them, so you're just seeing the really high ones here.

>>35389696
sort of the opposite, but since those positions pay so well a lot more people who are dumb also compete and there are enough positions that some make it through.

>>35389493
I said I wasn't a faggot, I never said anything else. I haven't "backpedalled", it's called having a sense of humour

Why are you so insecure and lacking an ego so as to demand someone else fall prey to the same ego traps and justify themselves to you (using flawed criteria to validate an unspecified target even you have not identified) over the internet? Why do you care?

I wish you luck and love.

>>35389694
I was assuming that it was essentially addition of the first two columns, with the sum being the last column, which is why I chose the bottom middle.

nothing + nothing = little box
little box + nothing = little box
little box + little box = big box
little box + big box = big box

It just didn't seem like a clean enough solution to me, which is why I still don't feel entirely confident in that.

>>35389760
nice answer, retardo.

>>35385768
123 here
Are we dumb?

>>35389833
I thought it was bottom middle as well. It wasn't a clean solution, but none of the others made sense.

117.
Just smart enough to be dumb.

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>>35389940
Really
Epic
Times
Always
Remain;
Dream
On.

>>35390136
Regularly
Eating
Tight
Ass
Really
Dank
Okay

>>35371975
what's my iq if i get so fucking bored on the 1st question i exit out without even looking at the problem

>>35390312
Really
Enormous
Titties
Aka
Double
D's
Okay?

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>>35390312
Live
Orthagonally
Never
Deviantly;
Orgasm
Necrophagically

>>35390366
Anywhere between 75 and 150, with unaddressed adhd tendencies. Maybe turn down your monitor brightness and eat healthier