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How come other people get to treat tinder as a hookup app and I'm stuck trying to start relationships and dates?
If I was just overtly sexual girls would probably just block me and call me a creep. Haven't tried it though because I don't want to scare off the few girls I get matched with.
Is it just rules 1&2?
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>>35412511
The entire point of tinder is to find someone to fuck anon. Trying to get something serious from it will make you look like an idiot.
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>>35412565
I'm too polite. Seems UK girls hate the idea of a hookup :/
What kind of girl do you call this?
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daria gook
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not my type senpai
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a cashier
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>7 days without fapping
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>>35412443
I do that all the time, and I've stopped watching porn.
The longest I went was three weeks, not by choice either. When I finally had a minute to rub one out I thought I was going shoot my load up to the ceiling and burst through the roof.
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>>35412443
We're all proud
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>he doesn't have a no fap month like a nerd
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Dear robots,
Is it unusual to think with voices in your head? I always thought it was normal but I learned that some people think with pictures. Do any of you think with this, like, voice? For example, if I think out a math problem, I have the voice in my mind explain it, like "ok, so we carry the 2 and do that shit" idk if that's normal. Sometimes I have 2 voices who argue with each other when I'm making a decision.
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>>35412431
Yeah I do it with my voice as well. I think everyone does that unless they're literally trying to imagine something visual. Only autists do maths via imagery.
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Umm i have an extreme mixture of both and others things._.. Wtf do you not have the ability to imagine images and visuals?
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No OP, but I can't imagine visual things. Lid if someone asked me to imagine a red ball, I know what it looks like but I can't see it in my minds eye. It's like it's there but just barely. Hard to describe but really frustrating.
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>faggot stepdad won't leave the kitchen so I can ask mommy for cigarette
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee go away you fat redneck drunk reeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>35412395
Yaaaaaaoomete!!
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>>35412395
>Mom's nigger boyfriend don't leave the fucking bathroom, i have to take shit
fucking old niggers
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>>35412395
stop smoking wtf man
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>boys around the world are literally practicing for girls together right at this very moment
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>>35412373
>tfw you missed out on teen boy practice
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>tfw too old to practice
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Pussy niggas love sneak dissin'
'Til I pull up on 'em, slap 'em out with the fire
Wet your mama's house, wet your grandma's house
Keep shootin' until somebody die
So many shots the neighbor looked at the calendar
Thought it was Fourth of July
You was with your friends playin' Nintendo
I was playin' 'round with that fire
Seventh grade I got caught with a pistol, sent me to Panthersville
Eighth grade started playin' football
Then I was like fuck the field
Ninth grade I was knocking niggas out
Nigga like Holyfield
Fast forward nigga, 2016
And I'm screaming fuck a deal
Bad bitch with me, she so thick
I don't even need a pill
I listen to your raps, thought you was hard
You ain't even street for real
Niggas love sneak dissin' on Twitter
They don't want beef for real
And all these niggas play like they tough
'Til a nigga get killed
'Til a nigga get spilled, 'til your blood get spilled
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*bobs head*
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If there's beef cock it and dump it
The drama really mean nothin
To me, I ride by and blow your brains out
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>>35412369
I chill with the straight cut throatas
Niggaz with no hope-ah
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How do we stop the male problem?
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>>35412362
Make every male take hormones to become more feminine.
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>>35412362
every male should take hormones and become sissyfied so there will be no more wars and violence
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issue a state gf for every man
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How did "fembots" become a meme? Literally several threads a day on fembots and a few manage to reach 300-400 replies. It's literally mostly ERPing men and maybe a few actual roasties harvesting attention and orbiters.
This board has been going way downhill for the past few months. We're literally becoming /b/ and /soc/. I remember when this place was an echo chamber for hateful, dysfunctional autists.
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It's like watching a car crash.
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This board was shit for years.
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>>35412280
Pretty much. This board has been subject to some extreme fuckery over the past year and a half. I think /r9k/ is reaching normalization.
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>tfw robot but finally got an autistic shut in gf 6 months ago
>going to uni for STEAM degree
>meet a bro, seems cool
>go out drinking last night and hit it off with 2 bar sluts
>end up going back to their place and banging one
should I tell her? this is probably the only gf i will ever have
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>>35412260
>gets something most robots can only dream of
>probably going to waste it now like an idiot
It's your fault if she finds out desu. If you want to live a lie that's none of my business, but if you tell her you're definitely fucked.
Your choice OP. Remember, you did this.
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Tell her. And check yourself for stds before you go and give them to your current gf. Have as many bar slots as you want, but leave other ppl out of it.
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Robots' negative views on women stem from negative views of their mothers? 2017-03-10 01:28:41 Post No.35412247
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Robots' negative views on women stem from negative views of their mothers?
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Do you robots who hate women have awful mothers? Of course you've met countless other women throughout your life, but I think your misogyny started at home. Women are human and they come in varying degrees of decency just like men, but you guys seem to focus on the negative all the time.
My mom is one of the best people I know, and I have zero misogynistic opinions despite being a robot. Which makes me think other robots' misogyny stems from a negative view of their mother.
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>>35412247
My mom's just okay, and I'm pretty neutral about women (some misogynistic views and plenty of non-misogynistic views, moreso not a misogynist). I think your theory checks.
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>>35412247
I wouldn't exactly call myself a mysoginist. I have known women who were actually good or decent people throughout my life. That being said I absolutely loathe what modern "culture" is turning women into. Nothing but a sex crazed fiasco that bring society as a whole down. But to answer your question, my mother did dampen my view on women somewhat, and especially ruined any chance of me genuinely wanting a relationship.
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>>35412247
go home freud. i love my mom and im totally buying into the women hate here.
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What if someone actually has decent social skills and is generally considered attractive and has charisma, but doesn't conform to the typical normie ideals and doesn't really hang out with normies and likes masturbating to /d/-level Pokemon porn.
What would someone like that be called?
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An autistic person who lacks the self-awareness to realize his social skills are sub-average
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>>35412274
But that person has a qt gf.
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You really don't think normies masturbate to /d/-level Pokemon porn?
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So how do /r9k/ users get past the Captcha
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>>35412224
Saved
How do you do it mister?
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It's like you people have never looked at the settings
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>>35412285
Wow I never knew night time was a thing
Thank u daddy anon
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Who *FFPPPFPFPFFPPRRRRRNNNNNNTTTTT* *PPPPPPRRRAAAAAAALLLLLRRRRPPLPLPBBBBL* *toot!* here?
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>>35412211
nah more like
>FPPPPLAAAARRRRPPPPPPLAPAPAPALPALPALAPLAPLALAPALPALALAPLAP-PFSSSSSSSSS-PTCHHWCHH
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>>35412211
Wow shes super thicc
You are low test if you dont like her
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>>35412228
>PFSSSSSSSSS-PTCHHWCHH
whats that
it sounds like the public bus doors opening
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Hey How did i do /r9k/?
>Finally join interpals
>Put some effort into profile
>Start speaking to Russian girl who lives in Moscow
>tall
>We get on well
>Skip forward to today
>We finally skype
>I can tell i can have her at any stage of the conversation, but it's not my style.
>Pretty much tells me all of RUS reject her since she is tall and not to russian guys standards of a women
>Tell me she gets friend zoned
>tfw find robot tall russian goddess to use and worship
>she likes to be in charge too but knows i am more dominant
>still feel slightly submissive to her since she is rly big and beautiful in a goddess way
By the end of the call we both came twice and she had wanted me to come visit her as she has her own palce and stay with her.
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>russian
kek she's just finding a way out of her country
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>>35412203
a fair point, but she has been out of the country plenty of times and she is pretty good at english, speaks with a some what of a norway accent.
Her family seem rich enough so idk
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>>35412169
bump want more people's opinions