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What to do when you don't find anything fun? I don't find anything fun anymore, videogames, art, music, TV, just literally everything reminds me in one way or another that no women wants me. Midterm season is over now too and I'm bored/angry out of my mind

what's something interesting to do or interesting to channel my anger into besides lifting, stopped last summer
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absolutely nothing everyday
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>>35439265
alcohol makes things more fun for a while
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>>35439284
ive never drank before, whats a good starter

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> tfw no belly gf to feed and fondle
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Not having a belly gf is a terrible feel
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Sexy 2D belly and big 2D boobs
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Belly in the bathtub oregami

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>buy hooker
>finally going to lose my virginity
>dick so small that I can't doggy her
>only positions that works has her face facing towards me
>see subtle looks of disgust and disappointment in her face
>lose erection
>tfw going to die a virgin
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>>35439207
Atleast in the past people could join armies if they wanted to throw their lives away. In today's day and age, regular armies don't do that(only jihadi groups).

>You will never join the Roman legion and die honorably during a campaign.
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>>35439250

At this point in my life early 30's I'm considering converting to Islam as I feel I have a better chance of finding a loyal wife and losing my virginity. Think about it, if you get caught cheating, you're dead. That's what keeps degenerate whores in check. Also, Islamic grils don't fall for the degenerate Jew brainwashing going on in media, which is turning everyone into sinful degenerates.

At least if I get a islamic wife, I can go to work and provide for our family while she stays at home and takes care of our kids and she won't cheat on me with Chad because it goes against her beliefs. You know, like a traditional christian. Even Christianity has been tainted by the jew. Islam is our only hope, which is why they're demonized. All the "terrorstic" shit that keeps happening are from freedom fighters. Actual people affected by the Jew and the west.
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>>35439250
>you will never join the army and rape women on duty

I wanna fug Nyaruko-chan.
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Hell, I dare say I feel the same way
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i want to fug whoever this anime girl is
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I wanna marry Nyaruko-chan.

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>choosing file
>know exactly what image you want
>look through the folder where its always been
>cant find it after quickly scrolling
>take the time to look at each individual image
>still cant find it
>have to open file explorer and open the images in large view and start looking through them 1 by 1
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>>35439154
the quintessential roboticfeel
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>>35439714
0P3R470R 0NL1N3
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yeah thats me every time
unntil i organize everything, i dont even post the proper images anymore. its whatever is on the top row of "All Images" because i can never find the actual one i wanna use rip.

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How do you deal with failure, robots?
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growth mindset. I learn and move on.
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>>35439129
I pretend it didn't happen. It'll keep working right?

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My parents can sense when I'm jerking off. Like every time I start they walk by and it's like literally as soon as I get hard. Help
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>>35439109
if they walk in on you or something, just keep going. then, they will never bother you again
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Come to breakfast one morning with cum all over your hand.
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>>35439109
They can smell your pheromones and are lusting after your Big NEET Cock

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>at physiotherapist
>he's black and handsome
>not even gay but get chub when he's massaging me

h-help
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>girl physiotherapist
>can hardly concentrate on counting to 15
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>>35439085
the earlier you accept it the easier it is
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>>35439085
nothing wrong with being gay. ask him to give you a little "reach around" next time

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It's friday night robots.

What are we drinking tonight?
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right now racer 5
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>>35439011
guinness also
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Weed liquor, feels good man

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>best friends are manlet and obese
>I am neither
>they aren't virgins
>I am

this triggers the looks memers
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>literally every person you know 14+ isn't a virgin
I wish I could kill myself
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Do you know what a bell curve is, anon?
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>>35439065
yes
what of it?

orgiinbnwa

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>tfw girl gave me her number last night
>scared to send a message in case she is over me by now
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>>35438957
Maybe it's a fake number.
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>>35438976
i didn't ask for it, she just gave it. Should i message?
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>>35439014
I just sent it robots, dear god help.

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Does she have any chansu at being happy?
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>>35438931
What's in her glass and why is it not bleach?
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>>35439036

It's Red Wine because she's a classy lady.
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>>35439354
why is it not bleach

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I admit that I do want to see it for a variety of reasons.

The main reason is I lead a bleak and painful existence and seeing the rest of society have to question their future would give me a type of schadenfreude style pleasure.

Another reason would be to see humanity finally unsheathe all the technology we have been building up since last World War, for the good or the bad, and see what happens (probably a lot of people dying).

The final reason is that I could find some purpose in it. I could not enlist at this point because of medical issues, but I could find some way to help out at home, and could fight if it came down to it at last. And maybe, just maybe I could survive and be part of the generation that tries to build society back. Or at least be remembered for having done some good.
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>>35438913
I'd rather have some kind of alien force like the BETA land and massacre humanity using their huge numbers
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>>35438913
It can't happen because of nukes.
Global war has been made totally untenable.

That's why you're seeing western society go off the fucking rails since we can't crash our fiat currencies anymore and the bigwigs are as lost as everybody else.

Pray for the full collapse and apocalyptic population decimation so we can go back to monkeysphere sized social units living in relative harmony.
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>>35439017
It could happen if someone designed a nuke that costs less than $100,000 and could be built by any 3rd world nation.

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>at cute guy's place, ready to give up the puss
>need to take a shit, excuse myself
>it's an absolute monster turd
>literally tears my asshole on the way out
>takes like ten minutes and half a roll of tp to wipe almost entirely because of the blood
>go to flush
>toilet clogs
>guy knocks on the door after the second failed flush attempt asks if everythings alright
>tell him it's fine
>close toilet lid and walk out
>he says he needs to pee and walks in
>as soon as he shuts the bathroom door I make a dash out the front and head home

I felt bad but I didn't want to have explain why it looked like I'd amputated a black man's arm in his toilet. Couldn't even say the blood was from my period, because I told him it ended three days ago.
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>>35438907
He didn't have a plunger?
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>>35438907
That's 100% very originally hot as fuck
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>>35438907
You know he would still have ducked you right?

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DEATH IN THE AIR
STRAPPED IN THE ELECTRIC CHAIR
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searching
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>>35439026
SEEK & DESTROY
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>>35438832
JUMP IN THE FIYAH

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