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>>35439207
Atleast in the past people could join armies if they wanted to throw their lives away. In today's day and age, regular armies don't do that(only jihadi groups).

>You will never join the Roman legion and die honorably during a campaign.

>>35439250

At this point in my life early 30's I'm considering converting to Islam as I feel I have a better chance of finding a loyal wife and losing my virginity. Think about it, if you get caught cheating, you're dead. That's what keeps degenerate whores in check. Also, Islamic grils don't fall for the degenerate Jew brainwashing going on in media, which is turning everyone into sinful degenerates.

At least if I get a islamic wife, I can go to work and provide for our family while she stays at home and takes care of our kids and she won't cheat on me with Chad because it goes against her beliefs. You know, like a traditional christian. Even Christianity has been tainted by the jew. Islam is our only hope, which is why they're demonized. All the "terrorstic" shit that keeps happening are from freedom fighters. Actual people affected by the Jew and the west.

>>35439250
>you will never join the army and rape women on duty

>>35439207

What's your dick size?

This is why I choose wizardry over hookers.

>>35439250
>>35439394
>>35439942
I don't think you understand the gravity of war, and even if you did you'd be the first to turn tail as soon as you got a tummy ache. Go live your life disregarding the thoughts of women or stay in your miserable spot like a helpless child, Jesus.