>at cute guy's place, ready to give up the puss >need

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>at cute guy's place, ready to give up the puss
>need to take a shit, excuse myself
>it's an absolute monster turd
>literally tears my asshole on the way out
>takes like ten minutes and half a roll of tp to wipe almost entirely because of the blood
>go to flush
>toilet clogs
>guy knocks on the door after the second failed flush attempt asks if everythings alright
>tell him it's fine
>close toilet lid and walk out
>he says he needs to pee and walks in
>as soon as he shuts the bathroom door I make a dash out the front and head home

I felt bad but I didn't want to have explain why it looked like I'd amputated a black man's arm in his toilet. Couldn't even say the blood was from my period, because I told him it ended three days ago.