>he pretends he's holding a rifle while running up stairs
S-SHUTUP BITCH
>he tucks his blanket in a roll between his legs like he has a gf
>work in a small office
>always extremely warm
>windows are never opened because succubi feel chilly
>bare fluorescent lights hanging right above each desk
>people walking around and gossiping all day
>people commenting on what people are looking at on their monitors
>wealthy privately educated boss says shit like "lunch is for weaklings, eat in your house" etc, normie business lingo
>male co-workers are either extroverted normies or boring spic bootlickers
>female co-workers just gossip and insult people and turn an ad-heavy radio station on because silence is "creepy"
Fucking hate this job. I want to quit and NEET for a while before looking for something else but I don't have family to live with.
that sounds pretty shitty
maybe look for neet housing for people who can't work and go neet that way
Pro-tip: Bringing a firearm to work can make any job a laugh riot
Ka?
Samekindofofficeblox
Is it gay to have a boyfriend in a platonic fashion
>>35473812
It's fine as long as you're just holding hands, cuddling, kissing, and giving each other handjobs and brojobs.
If you start having anal sex, people might start thinking you're gay, but that doesn't necessarily make you gay.
>>35474013
>If you start having anal sex, people might start thinking you're gay, but that doesn't necessarily make you gay.
what does make you gay?
can people in public tell if I've had anal sex?
>>35475163
>can people in public tell if I've had anal sex?
Only if you go around talking about it.
I'm not sure what makes someone gay, I think it's if you're only sexually and emotionally attracted to the same gender.
Is there someone in particular you've got a crush on?
Reddit.com/r/all
>top post is literally a cuck post
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA REDDIT IS KEKED
>>35473810
>top post is literally a cuck post
link?
CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UPriginal
>>35473810
>>35473833
https://www.reddit.com/r/wifesharing/comments/5yzjo6/1000_upvotes_shell_fuck_a_random_reddit_user_and/
Fucking Reddit I swear
>tfw you blew all of your luck in life opening pokemon cards when you were a kid
>>35473778
>Not first edition
There was like a 100 dollars there max even at its peak in popularity
>>35473820
I never said I had a lot of luck, just that I blew all of it.
>tfw too lazy to sell my TCG collection
If I did it correctly around a thousand I could make off of it.
Sorry for forgetting about this thread.
Post and discuss comfy ducks!
I missed this cute thread
cute ducks ducks are cute cute
>>35473747
>>35473776
saemfag
>dad fell into the doodoo dimension
>mummy found the loli closet
origona
>uncle unveiled the urs of urine
>the cumrantula broke out of its cage and is lose in the house
>cant find the dog
>when you try to fart in the shower but it turns out to be diarrhea and it gets all over the place
This happen to anyone else?
>>35473566
shower seems like literally the best place for this to happen tho
>>35473566
better in the shower than in your fucking pants, right man?
>>35473566
Happened in my pants while I was trying to take a piss this morning does that count
>don't have internet for a fortnight
>finally get back
>15 minutes of browsing later
>"oh"
I thought this is what I wanted, now I wish I had anything else to do.
>>35473536
No one wants to be here.
>>35474162
I want a bitch to fuck
your microwaved meal is ready sweetie
Thanks for the tendies, mummy
>>35473491
>living with people who touch your food and talk to you
no fucking thank you. i wear earbuds all the time just so my family won't bother talking to me. i don't even listen to anything most of the time, but i just ignore them unless they insistently try to get my attention and then i act like a dick for being interrupted.
take that sweetie shit back to the store and get a refund, cunt
>>35473606
Don be mean to mummy
where my applebros at
wight here breh
>>35473574
what kind of apple are you eating, friend?
pink lady for me
I can't stop masturbating
>>35473471
then you shouldnt touch your face like this
>>35473471
step 1: delete all porn on your pc
step 2: delete all porn bookmarks
step 3: avoid nsfw boards
step 4: find an activity that keeps your mind busy (job, studies, sport, hobby, vidya)
watermelon fgt
>oneitis uploads a video of her singing
>husky uploads a video of it howling
>>35473318
>she will never sing you to sleep while cuddling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltgA8nzDVxc
test bost
They're realizing what they are
>>35473315
0h here's the loink
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMwBVQZC8GM
>>35473315
Have they though? This seems like a self-pity attempt to me/im special gibe me things (ex. What fembots do)
>>35473330
How bad is this slut's roast beefitus if she can't even wear a swimsuit without her meat flaps hanging out?
Why don't you just become a photographer?
Cute women will let you take pictures of them.
I should have been one of those guys who takes black-and-white pictures of naked little girls.
>>35473294
>check prices of profesional cameras
no thanks
>implying this comic isn't a fantasy
>implying she won't hit you after saying that and call the police
>implying that line works for anyone other than Chad