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How fat are you, r9k? I can safely be classified as chubby, but not the big kind of chubby. More like the mild kind.
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6' 240, gotta lose weight but can't stop drinking
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>>35567908
5'10 129 pounds but still skinnyfat. I also have gyno which doesn't help. I've been lifting for a few months and my upper chest, arms, legs, back, ribs, shoulders, and upper torso are all lean, but my lower stomach still has a layer of fat over it. Just completely fuck my shit up
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>>35569032
eat less than you burn you retard
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I don't know who I am, really. Deep down.
I don't know what I really want.
I know "me" as a character, what I usually do, what I like and don't like etc.
But who am I, really? What do I want out of life?
What would I do if I had power?
I don't know.
Fucking depersonalization/derealization doesn't fucking make this any easier, I'll tell you that.
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>>35567890
Dude..... Who are we even..... What is life......
What's it like being 15?
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you're not anything inherent, just the sum of your behaviors/actions and environment idort
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>>35567890
Who is anybody?
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I'm 6'2,150 pounds and don't know how to fight worth a shit.
I need 2 random elective credits to graduate college.
I've always wanted to take Krav Maga.
Do you think people will laugh at me when they see how weak I am?
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damn i thought i was skinny at 5'10" 140lbs.
even if they think you're weak, fuck them. train, grow stronger and then eviscerate your enemies.
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Post a pic of your body OP
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Krav Maga is not about strength anyway, that's the point of it.
When I took KM classes there were a few girls in the same class in it for self defense, and they were able to do the same as everyone else.
You might want to up your cardio before though. Go run or do aerobic exercises.
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Why don't you become a woman?
Pros:
Love
Affection
Happiness
Cocks
Cons:
???
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>>35567777
Only worth between 15-25 otherwise shit tier
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I think cock should go to cons. And no vagina, uncanny face, passable but not actually beautiful.
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>>35567777
You can't become a woman like you can't become two-legged if you are born with one leg
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>tfw you will never be part of the British Empire
>tfw you will never live in a world entirely civilized by the Brits
>tfw we now have endless civil wars because some fucks thought breaking up the Empire was a good idea
>tfw Gandhi made a horrible mistake and India is now a shithole
>tfw Britain will never rise again
:(
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When did we own Afghanistan?
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>>35567757
>You weren't born in a timeline where Nazi Germany and the British Empire allied together
Reee.
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>>35567946
Thank fuck. Fuck Nazishits. God Bless England.
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I am so fucking bored i can't take it anymore. I don't have any hobbies, nothing seems interesting enough, i can't find a video game that i would like to play, i can't even watch movies because everything is boring to me. I don't know what is going on and how to fix that.
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>>35567709
You're transcending. Leave those trivialities behind.
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You ever thought about reverse self mutilation? Which basicly means you take a knife and cut other people such as those big nosed people who put you into this hellhole?
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>>35567762
actually i can't stop thinking about suicide or homicide
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What drugs does /r9k/ take? 2017-03-16 04:42:38 Post No.35567706
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What drugs does /lgbt/ take?
>caffiene
>alcohol
>CBD (cannabonoid) vaped
Tried some synthetic cannabonoids back when they where easier to get, and regular weed of course, also tried mushrooms once and hated it. Would like to try kava at some point but it's expensive and I don't know if i'd get ripped off with shitty stuff.
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>>35567706
dmt weed lsd
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>>35567730
no alcohol or caffiene?
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>>35567706
Kava isn't that great. If you like opiates, you might like it I guess. Just doesn't do much for me.
Also, it makes sense that you didn't like mushrooms, considering you clearly took this prompt from /lgbt/ or at least had that board in mind while writing this. Mushrooms get in your head and try to clear out all the fucked up shit and you probably modeled your whole life around some really damaged area of your psyche.
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Intense male bonding was an important part of the society. The Deceptive Jew knowing that poisoned these kind of relantionships, replacing real Aristotelian friendship with Platonic bullshit full of homosexual overtones. You don't have wife, children or real male friendship. Why would you care about anything at all? Let the world burn.
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>>35567631
Kind of makes me miss having friends.
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>>35567631
Omg this photo is the sweetest cutest thing ever! I love it! It's so adorable! Where did you find it? >//_//<
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Physical contact with makes will reinforce and enhance your spiritual energy while contact with females will only drain it. Trust me, I'm a shaman.
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After swearing to never drink after my last experience with alcohol I decided it would be an absolutely fantastic idea to drink again. I'm now going to class drunk because I'm a retard fuck up piece of shit.
What the fuck is wrong with me?
Despair.
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Why would you go to class? If you fucked up so hard just skip it man, enjoy your morning drunkenness until it's over and the hangover comes
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>>35567715
No you misunderstand or maybe I didn't explain it well.
I've been going to class drunk. Now I'm just hungover. Trying to work up the courage to finish the last bit of vodka, I just don't want to puke.
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>>35567780
Oh I get it now
I have no advice for you as I haven't been there, then
Alcohol is a shitty drug anyway. Have you tried weed?
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Communal GF (female) thread 2017-03-16 04:33:25 Post No.35567526
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Communal GF (female) thread
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Roastie whore Aria Alexander has quit making porn and is looking for a sugar daddy to take care of her as she follows her "dreams".
If we pool all of our spare cash together we can possibly afford to have a gf for our board. Personally I am able to give $20 per month plus some chicken tendies.
She can be emailed at [email protected]
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>>35567526
I can donate 15 USD a month (I'm poor).
Also, what was her response to pic related?
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>>35567613
top kek i'm in. and can donate 10 bucks a month and some shit tier csgo skins :D
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>>35567526
What kind of porn? Is it worth watching?
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https://meduza.io/feature/2017/03/15/kak-v-angarske-20-let-pytalis-poymat-samogo-strashnogo-manyaka-v-istorii-rossii-reportazh-meduzy
This is our new guy
>Russian police officer in Siberia
>catches wife cheating on him
>considers killing wife
>declines, since he wants his daughter to have a mother
>instead becomes a one man thot patrol
>drives around Angarsk at night looking for drunk/whorish women walking around
>offers them a ride
>propositions them for sex, if they decline he just drives them home, if they accept, he takes them to forest and brutally rapes and murders them
>is on police force so often investigates his own crime scenes
>was put into jail for 22 counts of rape and murder in 2012
>new evidence emerges and he admits to 59 more counts bringing his total to 81 roasties toasted
Get the fuck out of here with that cuck Elliot Rodgers.
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>>35567522
/OurGuy/. People only like Elliot because they can identify with him but in reality he failed at life, even his shooting spree only killed 3 people.
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>>35567522
>had job
>wife and kid
>over 80 confirmed sexual partners
Get this turbonormie out of here.
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>>35567705
I doubt those dead girls would have considered him a "partner"
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What bothers you the most about women, robots?
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Entitlement. I try to understand that women are real living people like me with their own interests and hobbies etc. whatever, but they just don't understand how much harder men have it when it comes to money, dating, and society's general attitude towards them. Hell, even appearance. Women complain about being fat when they can literally just eat less and be above average 90% of the time, while men have to be athletically built just to compete.
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>>35568479
>This
If a girl is ugly, she puts on makup and goes up a point or 2 depending. If a guy is ugly, he has nothing. He can get fit, but not all girls are into lots of build and its not like he can make up for it with his face, he'll just be a fit ugly dude.
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they won't fuck me
grr~!~!~!
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Good morning robots
How are you doing today!
Dhihrujyih
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Do you think Cyborg's dad salvaged his dick?
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>>35567467
I LIKE to believe so. Or he got a better robotic one.
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Im sitting around in bed. I want to jack off but Im all out of socks.
Robots I need help. I think my friend might be legally retarded
>he has had this crush on a girl for 2 weeks
>got her number somehow
>decides to call her
>noanswer.jpg
>he breaks down crying
What is wrong with him?
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>>35567425
Should add that I have considered him a normie up until this point, got to know him through school
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>>35567425
You'd be surprised how many people are actually autistic spergs acting "normie" in public. I'm one of them. One time when my professor singled me out, I almost broke down and had an increasing urge to run out the door.
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>>35567425
He is just emotionally unstable, nothing wrong with it
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>tfw there will never be another USSR
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>>35567348
They would have executed you for being an autistic tranny anyways
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I feel you, comrade.
Except, communism can and still will win if we arm up & fight in the revolution against our oppressors and bourgeois swine/capitalist pigs.
Also, Stalin did nothing wrong.
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>>35567348
Unlucky for you, you fucking peasant retard. Because if you were lucky enough you would get to starve to death in one of multiple food requisition programs with millions of your other poor working class countrymen, then when there's no more food and famine kicks in you can indulge in the delight that is the cannibalism of your neighbour's children they've been giving all their rations to.
Maybe if you managed to avoid the famines you'd be lucky enough to get put on a train to the Gulag and worked to death because the Bolsheviks need your free labour for the greater good.
If by some unfortunate coincidence you survive it all you'll be shot in the back of the head for being a faggot