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>this website is crashing and burning

>How do you feel about the other boards
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>>35650588
its about time this place bit the dust
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Everything is turning to shit.....
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this guy either doesnt even know how to greentext or hes trying to have a 'unique' posting style by greentexting everything like 4chan is an internet forum circa 2006

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This is my new dog! His name is Hotch and he's great. Do you guys have pets you can relate to since you can't relate to humans?
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>>35650561
your dog looks like if my dog was normal.
what kind of dog is hotch?
pic related is my dog tuna.
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My dog passed away last year, it killed what's left of me
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>>35650561
Cute puppy and cool name
This is my cat Alex. I got him as a tiny stray. He's named after a tinder date that didn't show up. He's my only mate and follows me around wagging his tail and sleeps next to me whatever I'm doing.

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Well, robots? Are you?
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no i know i'm not
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i dont even think im socially smarter
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>>35650518
Probably
Oregono

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Hey there, wagie!

So what's on the plans for tomorrow? Doing anything fun?

Oh...you're groggily getting up at 6 AM so you're ready to do your hour long commute at 7 AM? Then getting figuratively chained to your cubicle for eight hours with an hour lunch break in the middle where you hastily gauge on fried junk food? Followed by another hour commute where you force some fast food down your throat and fall asleep from your extreme exhaustion?

Well...that doesn't sound fun.
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>>35650500
I essentially get payed 12$/hr to watch TV so my day will be pretty chill.
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>>35650500
>tfw want to bully wagies but feel like I shouldn't because I know I might be in their position one day

at least like this I can say I never did anything to deserve it
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>>35650500
Tiddly ho, wagecucks! Were glad you're home, the board just isn't the same without you.

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Oh Anon... you're such a sweet guy. You're going to take good care of me and my son, right?
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>>35650482
Hell yeah I'd date her
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That son better be mixed, and his dad better stop by atleast once a week to gauge out your pussy or I am leaving your ass.
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Depends if your ass is up for taking a sweet load of my semen...

>that first sip
is there a better feel?
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>>35650452
>is there a better feel?
Dumping out the can of malted raccoon piss and getting a glass of water.
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>>35650452
I'm pretty sure downing a glass of sewer water feels better than this stuff
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>>35650452
>is there a better feel?
Taking that first drag after a long shit day of work

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>tfw no 4chan mod bf
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PLEASE NOTICE ME MODS
PLEASE POST IN MY THREAD
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>>35650451
Okay, now what, anime scum
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>>35651339
>Definitely a mod
please don't pretend to be a mod

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Is depression and anxiety over diagnosed in normies? It seems it's in vogue and all these normans with their normie lives are being "brave" and sharing their stories about how they have "depression". Could true depression and anxiety really be that common or are they just conflating it with circumstantial episodes of being "sad" before they go back to their "positive vibes" lives?

As a schizo robot that doesn't advertise his issues, much less on social media I get bitter seeing all these normies looking for attention/sympathy/a snowflake medal for their "brave battle" meanwhile going about their white middle class lives employed in their mediocre jobs with their mediocre relationships and children.
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That gun range is near where I live. Quite the laugh, OP.
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its just that they became depressed as normies and were already involved in real life and as you live life normally you tend to get motivated easierly

if you become depressed when youre already in your house every day of the week you kinda lock yourself
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>>35650418
Yes it is over diagnosed. Now, if you'll permit me to don my tin foil hat for a moment, the reason is simple: the psychology/drug/medicalindustrialcomplex whatever you want to call it industry has to perpetuate itself somehow. There arent actually that many schizoid people or people with genuine social disorders out there and yet psychology is one of the most popular degrees. These people need something to do at work and they cant tell everyone
>theres nothing wrong with you - youre just feeling sorry for yourself.
So, instead, they label them with meme problems.

I agree with you a lot op. I never talk about my problems in real life and im loathe to really do it on 4chan.

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Any robots with experience losing your virginity to an escort? I can't take it anymore.
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>>35650404
Do it if you have the money and don't have addiction problems. Even if it's shit sex, women will respect you marginally more than if you're a virgin
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I just fucked a girl I met on the internet and could make laugh with memes.
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I didn't really lose it, although no longer KHV, still V though technically speaking.

>>35649720

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Why is weed so fucking expensive reeeeeeeee
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>>35650315
because you're getting ripped off.
It's cheap as fuck, least here in the uk (not even darknet, I'm talking wee joe down the road.)

That said, stop being a wee junkie.
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weed is for normalshits. drugs are for normalshits
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>>35650417
Still I can't blame them for doing it. I can see why someone would want to stay high 24/7 but man, I try to go the other route and nothing helps

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How are your feels
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>>35650288
They're alright. Haven't been depressed in ages now. Sort of having a "being in love" type of almost slip, but I'm too busy to have too much of an effect. I won't dwell on it. I'm probably just a bit tired, but I've got the ache.
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>>35650288
Tell me how to feel
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>Barely left my house in months
>Felt a bit depressed but moderately neutral
>Guy I know has a birthday party so go to fulfill social obligations
>tfw wrote to people when drunk
>Too scared to look at what I wrote
>Back to extreme anxiety like every time I try to be a normie
Alcohol was a fucking mistake

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>Start going to convenience store close to house
>Go there so often they start to recognize me as a "regular"
>Now they know everything I like to buy and want to have a conversation with me about it every time
>no gummy bears today???
>heh... heh... I guess not today...

what should I do robots?
I just want to buy snacks without interaction, should I try a disguise?
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>>35650279

New store or disguise, lad. I can relate - I don't really mind retail cucks talking to me but when it's about my purchases it feels fucking intrusive and I hate it.
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>>35650279
What the fuck is wrong with you, you could turn this into a comfy feel you asshat
>Go to convenince store at night
>Feeling the nice cool breeze
>Walk into store and feel nice as people actually expect,care, and want to see you
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>>35650279
Stop being a sperg and accept that normal people do things like that

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>tfw you're the only robot in a family of chads and stacies
I have two older brothers and one older sister that are married and have children already, while I'm a kissless virgin at 21, where did everything go so wrong?
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>tfw your family is a failure
>older Sister went to college but ran out of money and works at Walmart
>Older brother dropped out of highschool
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>tfw you're younger brother is smarter, taller, and more attractive than you
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>>35650275
Same boat as you mate except my younger brother is with some legit 9/10 Italian girl. Get good at something I guess? Idk I kinda want to break off from my family move to California and live in my car

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> when too normal for robots
> when too weird for normies

ALL CYBORGS REPORT IN.
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got 88, seems fitting
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>>35650249
96. Damn I'm a normie
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>>35650249
138. Too much of a normie here

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I'm so lonely. I just want someone to hold me. Just pretend to care and tell me everything is going to be ok. Is that so much to ask? Am I such a terrible person that I'm not even allowed to fulfill such a basic human need? ;_;
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>>35650246
>Am I such a terrible person that I'm not even allowed to fulfill such a basic human need? ;_;
Seeing as you're coming to fucking /r9k/ to fulfill it, yes.

Kill yourself.
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>>35650246
iktf anon

i dont know what else to say which you havent already said. Its not a complicated issue. I just want to hold someone in my arms, comfort them and fall asleep together.
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>>35650295
>fulfill it

Are you fucking retarded? Do you even read?

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