>that first sip is there a better feel?

>>35650452
>is there a better feel?
Dumping out the can of malted raccoon piss and getting a glass of water.

>>35650452
I'm pretty sure downing a glass of sewer water feels better than this stuff

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>>35650452
>is there a better feel?
Taking that first drag after a long shit day of work

>tfw no Monster Ultra Blue in France
Kill me senpai

>>35650521
used to work as a server in a restaurant and there is literally no better feel than taking that first drag in the cold night air after a long dinner shift

>>35650538
I'm with you senpai
How the fuck am I supposed to quit when it's my only small pleasure in a daily grind of rolling rock and shit

>>35650467
I don't care how it tastes, it's good because it has Niacin in it.

Guess you wouldn't know since you don't lift.

>>35650580
What does Niacin do? Also I drink it for caffeine nigga

>the ctr is back at it again

First beer after a long day.

>unironically drinking energy drink shit
kys. have coffee if you want a pickmeup

>>35650580
Cranberries have niacin in them, you utter retard.

/fit/ would laugh your obese ass out in seconds if you ever tried recommending monster.

>>35650452
>>35650521

SHILLS GTFO OUT MY BOARD

>>35650521
>cigs
Fucking disgusting

>>35650580
>I drink Monster for the niacin
>Guess you wouldn't know since you don't lift.
This is high on the list of the most DYEL things I've ever read.

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>>35650708
>not part of the cigs and energy drinks master race

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>>35650452
That first hit of some good hybrid after you've hiked off to some secret spot where no one will fuck with you

>>35650777
How the fuck does this shit affects people ? Whenever I smoke one I don't feel anything.

>>35650835
You inhale like a bich

>>35650835
are you inhaling properly?

>>35650452
>is there a better feel?
yeah bro
it's called that first chug you pussy

>>35650580

You're right I don't lift but surely there are much healthier and more natural ways to get it?

>>35650777
>saved a picture of a girl holding a joint to highlight the fact you're talking about weed
You're a toddler.
Stoner genocide when?

The slight jitter after can #5 is pretty nice.

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>>35650692
LMAO if only you knew

>>35650452
Im with yo sip bro
S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

>>35650521
>>35650538
Specifically for restaurant work yes. I would smoke a cigarette on the way to the parking garage and then smoke 1 just sitting in my car. Best way to cap off a shift. I'm never going back to the restaurant biz.

>>35650957
>>35650943
I kept the smoke in my lungs for around 10 seconds last time, didn't feel anything

>>35651053
Go back to /b/ until you hit puberty.

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>>35651655
Dude relax you puss its just a joke. Plus im probably older and more mature than you.

>>35651567
did you cough?

>>35651813
No. My throat was itchy, but that's about it.

fuck yeah, man. especially when it's ICE cold.
and then taking a hit from my vape. perfect combination

>>35650452

that shit looks like carbonated jizz.

>>35652170
then you didn't inhale properly you dumbo

>>35652779
There isn't a million ways to smoke it, I smoked it like I would smoke a cig.

>>35650452
What is that, a "classy" beverage for bloated neckbeard gaymurs?

>>35650452
S I P B O Y Z

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>>35651720
Not helping your case.

You talk like a teenager and your memes suck.

>>35653334
>I smoked it like I would smoke a cig.
You're supposed to hold it in, ya doof