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>>35665478
yup because winning at life is measured by how many girls you fuck, and if you are in a relationship

>>35665478
I stay alive because interesting things happen. My farthest reaching goal is to watch andromeda collide with the milky way. This depends on human life extension, but thats out of my control. In the meantime trump became president. Who says life cant be interesting?

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We died inside but we stay for the memes and shit posting.

Love is overrated and once you die none of it will matter because there is no after life to regret your decisions from.

>>35665417

but doc then i'll be severely underweight

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>>35665417
Explain how. Also, the food better be filling. Also it better taste good. Also to be safe you should make a list of what exactly i need to buy and eat.

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>>35665417
literally America: The Show

>tfw bf is 6'5" and 240 pounds whereas I'm 5'1" and 90 pounds

feels good :^)

>>35665398
>tfw 6'4
>tfw no short gf to pick up and throw and overpower

>tfw too tall and too thicc (fat) for a guy to pick up and toss

Don't trink standing water because you will get diarrhea. Unless you are close to death than drink standing water.

Focus on making money, it's the only thing that matters in the end.

>>35665358
Do what makes you happy or don't do anything at all

>>35665346
Full dive vr is our only salvation anon.

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>>35665373
I am ready anon

The real world is cruel and harsh.

I just want to be a pretty gril but I don't want to be some disgusting degenerate tranny. I want to have been born that way. ;-;

Who else knows this feel

>>35665299
Im here
They took my blood
Beenhere since 940

>>35666434
What's the plan boss?

>>35666471
Fragments of the truth.

They just want a broken cog, not the real me.
So I will tell them the part of truth they need to hear without compromising my freedom

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London Calling by The Clash. A bit overrated imo

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>>35665276
was listening to Animals just a while ago too, now I'm listening to pic related

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Don't worry ,I don't plan to kill myself soon.

Can you see your penis

Dirjrkrkrikedkkjrrjrjj

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>trying to get down to 150 by June
>make it to 165
>drop a 25lb weight on my toe at the gym, break it
>can't run or lift for a month, get depressed, overeat every day
>back up to 185

i went NEET 6 months ago and have gained 30 lbs

>>35665233
And you screech at people like a fucking autist. You're weird, not funny

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>>35665233
>have a gf
>have a job
>have friends

>>35665233
>>35665436
You two can fuck off now thank you

Daily reminder that things are only going to get worse. Technology is going to advance and people will get dumber, privacy will be breached and freedom compromised. People will become drastically chaotic or orderly. Our thoughts will be monitored. Lives will be harder to sustain once AI and robotics get steam-rolled into conventional labor. Robots and AI will only make elites richer since they now have free labor, while unemployment and poverty will increase, making economic inequality increase. People won't care since their reality is skewed through the lenses of intentionally placed propaganda on social media. They'll even agree with the policies because it's aesthetic is seemingly progressive and that appeals to the engineered ideology. Junk tech will get bigger. Useful technology will be stuck in the past. Enjoy the free internet while you can, because it will be the last medium to share information freely that isn't compromised. They'll be rolling out internet licenses soon enough. That'll be how they subversively control the flow of information. The dark times are only beginning and we've seen the last of the good emperors. This is the consequence of modernity. Stay healthy and trust no one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgJ5L_wlzwU

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>>35665196

>tfw you live a world without any gods, moral, or hope
>no more potential of a decent life
>the riches become genticaly and artificialy superior
>too poor to buy an android gf
>be thoughtcriminal just for not consum the new ilife3310Xtreme of Mars factory owned by the grandson of bill
>No more simple pleasur like eat and drunk, i feed my body with a cartridge of glucose and it cost "just" 70 newdollar (1 ND= 2.8 USD)

Don't have any comfy cyberpunk pics on this drive to post so have some comfy music instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klwBY_c3zAo

>>35665154
is she shitting on the floor? y tho

>>35665154
Even though that's incredibly stupid and degenerate, you gotta have pretty massive balls to do that

>>35665168
It's an asian country you god damn idiot. Fucking american education I swear to god.

>>35665139
>have you ever approached a random girl?

the very thought makes me tense up and have goosebumps

i always assumed that if a guy does this he must be a creep

but every day i secretly hope that some manic pixie dream girl will take me by the hand and well go running out of this awful fucking world

>>35665139

That girl has a beautiful skin tone and body. Good taste my skinny white friend.

>>35665130
Old school meds, didn't know they even still prescribed it.

I used to do that. As far as I know as long as you have the prescription you can take them however you want.

>>35665130

who cares? you think a police officer is sitting and watching to see that you take your prescription orally?

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I like it because I can get lewd

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>>35665125
Being average is the absolute worst, but being small only works if you're a woman or a tranny, otherwise you just get trampled on, and unlike women, nobody will look after you.
Sometimes I do wonder if I would be better off passing as a grill, just to get the added perks.

>>35665227
That's not true! People love small guys, maybe not romantically, but that's ok. It's all in having a cute personality.

because they're more competent than us and we'd just fuck everything up

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We need to seize the means of reproduction.

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Because they control the means of reproduction.