Okay, Anon. I put you on 1000 calorie a day controlled diet.

>>35665417

but doc then i'll be severely underweight

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>>35665417
Explain how. Also, the food better be filling. Also it better taste good. Also to be safe you should make a list of what exactly i need to buy and eat.

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>>35665417
literally America: The Show

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>>35665470

The food doesn't have to be filling. You have 1000 pound of food inside you.

>>35665578
But I'm only 250 lbs. and I still get hungry.

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>>35665417
>tfw this would put me at 80lbs at 6'0
whatever you say, doc

50lbs is a lot, you'd need a crazy tdee to pull that off. I guess it's possible for fat people though, it takes a lot of work to maintain that level of obesity.

I wonder why doctors don't prescribe dnp. It's the best thing out there. They could do it like a methadone clinic or inpatient administration of fatty dumbass doesn't try taking a double dose to lose weight twice as fast.

>>35665717

>50lbs is a lot, you'd need a crazy tdee to pull that off. I guess it's possible for fat people though, it takes a lot of work to maintain that level of obesity.

When you're morbidly obese, the body will do all it can to fix itself as long as you don't eat a lot. Everyone on the show who fails to lose are cheaters and liars.

I'm 6'0 and 164. I thought that was good doc?

>>35665417
No doctor would advise you to lose 50 pounds in a single month.

>>35665417
>tfw put myself on a 500 kcal diet
>tfw lost 25 kg in 3 months.

Do not recommend.

>>35665417
1000 kcal ? 1000 cal is virtually nothing.

>>35665417
Yessir, I plan on quitting my job at the end of June. I am going to travel and fuck prosts from around the world, I don't want to be fat while I do it though. Just had my one and only meal today, wish me luck robots.

>>35667242
What if you weighted 700lbs?

>>35667242

Dr Now does, but it's for super fat fucks (600+ pounds) who have to lose the weight to keep their heart from exploding

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>>35665417
>Dr. Now