>girl asked me to go out drinking with her
>she gets too drunk and tries making out with me
>push her off multiple times, telling her to stop and i leave
>she tells our friends that i took advantage of her
How exactly am I in the wrong here? I did not put a hand on her, but she left me with bruises and hickeys.
Why do women do this? Is it because they arent used to rejection?
Women in the past have tried making false rape claims against me, and failed each time. After that, i gave up chasing women.
Even when I dont chase women, they do this shit.
Get your shit together ladies, if you cant handle your liquor and you make stupid mistakes, thats on YOU.
>>35670901
Why didnt you get with her? You sounds like a tool
I hate when women make moves on me. I AM MORE THAN A SEX OBJECT. MY EYES ARE UP HERE!!!
>>35670901
It is also a sin to spurn a woman's advances.
If you'd just let her fug you, she would have only called you a rapist when you got in a fight later.
Why am I laughing out out so much at 4chan posts today? Is this what a good day is?
>>35670892
Yes, also this board is at it's best on weekdays obviously
I've been doing the same too, even my shitposts aren't getting banned and I'm getting a lot of (you)s
>>35670892
I decided to actually try for once. You're welcome.
Don't get used to it, I have to sleep soon.
I'll start with the only 10/10 I've ever seen and would sell my soul for her to be my loving gf, Katya
Nothing beats Bulgarian instagram models
>>35670748
>oneitis
>never met them before
this is a 10/10 for me. not for you but for me.
>tfw Stacy stole your qt beta nice guy crush because "oh em gee I never realized how sweet anon is teehee" and now it's too late.
>>35670718
That black chick is fucking hideous
>>35670739
her face too big for her gotdamn head
>>35670718
What gender is that fat person?
IT'S 5AM AND IM LOOKING AT BOOBS ON THE INTERNET AGAIN
MONOTONY
MONOTONY?
MONOTONY.
NO HUMAN BEINGS
JUST EYES
EARS
MOUTHS
GENITALS
BREAK SOME SKIN
TASTE SOME BLOOD
SOMEONE
SOMEWHERE
I TURN 21 IN 3 WEEKS
2 DECADES AND COUNTING OF
THE DULL ACHE
THE BUBBLING KNIFE IN THE UNDERBELLY OF GOD
GOD?
GOD.
what does arcanine think of my writing? can post more
KeEP at it my original friend
"LATELY
IVE BEEN THINKING
A LOT
ABOUT
WHAT I WANT
AND HOW I FEEL ABOUT
THINGS AND TO ADDRESS BOTH
I WENT TO A STRIP CLUB
AT 3
AM
ON A THURSDAY
AND I
CAME
TO THE CONCLUSIONTHAT
ITS EASY TO FORGETHOW WELL
YOUR MOTHER RAISED YOU WHEN
YOU ARE ON
THE DONATING END
OF AN ERECTION. THE
SECOND
GIRL CAME ON AND
HER NAME WAS CHELSEA. AND
I THOUGHT ABOUT HOW EVERYBODY IN THE ROOM HAD
BEEN A CHILD AT SOME POINT
AS I HAILED A WAITER
TO ASK
HOW MUCH IT COSTED TO RENT
SOMEONE'S DAUGHTER
LIKE A DVD
(A WEEK OF PAY APPARENTLLY)
I WENT HOME AND REALIZED
THAT I AM
EVEN SMALLER A MAN
THAN I THOUGHT
I
WAS."
another
YOU WAKE UP BEFORE YOUR FRIENDS ON A SUNDAY AND YOU GO UPSTAIRS FOR A SMOKE. THE SUN HURTS A LITTLE. THE SKY DOESNT TELL YOU ITS BEEN WEEPING FOR WEEKS. YOU TELL YOURSELF YOULL GO VEGAN IN 2015. MAYBE KICK HARD LIQUOR. AN AIRPLANE PASSES OVERHEAD. SPARKLERS MINGLE WITH CIGARETTE BUTTS AND A COOLER IS TIPPED OVER TO YOUR LEFT. YOU CAN STILL HEAR THE AIRPLANE. (MAYBE IF YOU HAD A JOB YOUD HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.) ANOTHER SMOKE. NOT LIKE YOU WANTED ONE. THE ROOF IS QUICKSAND. THE CLOUDS OPEN. THE SUN HURTS A LITTLE SHARPER AND YOU CANT HEAR THE AIRPLANE ANYMORE.
and last for now. cheers
>Getting a skype call from a guy trying to interview me before getting me on an all expenses paid trip to Trinidad to play music in like five minutes
How do I not fuck this up, I've never had a chance like this before
>>35670553
1) i hope your plane crashed
2) i hope you get raped and murdered in Shitadad
>>35670553
Just be upbeat and happy pretend like you're already won interview. When you get the call make sure to answer. Get off and Hyper self up right now
>>35670553
Sounds like someone wants to harvest your organs. Or you just want to kick off a Bog meme thread.
>one chance at life
>born too soon to marry an android
It's not fair, /r9k/. By the time customizable android girlfriends with AI exist, we'll be old men or dead. There's no reprieve.
>don't marry
>pay more taxes
Such is the single life.
>>35670525
It is our generation's job to create them for the next.
>>35670557
Will the millennial's burden ever end?
>tfw extremely clingy
>talk to a fembot I contacted from here
>she responds every 5 minutes or so
>doesn't even open kik or read the message for such a long time
>think she's talking to someone else
>get extremely jealous
>want to make her happy and engage her in convo but keep failing
>eventually stop talking and think about how fucking hopeless I am
What's wrong with me. I'm the guy version of the yandere psycho gf. Even if I had a gf I couldn't handle her having exes, guy friends or even talking or looking at other guys. I would want to know who she spoke to, who she talked lewd to and sent nudes to.
Worst part is, I couldn't even tell her for risk of losing her.
Gods am I going to fucking die alone.
>>35670407
You should really try to change yourself, anon. It's not healthy to be like this.
>>35670430
I can't help it. I just want it to end.
>>35670583
I like this sort of behavior, do you want to be skype friends?
>had job interview today after being NEET for 3 years
>he called me to reschedule for Thursday
>going to spend and extra $50 on lottery tickets to better my chances of winning the lottery by Wednesday's Powerball draw and avoid ever having to wagecuck again.
>spends on lottery tickets
Retard.
>>35670405
>spend and extra $50 on lottery tickets
>better my chances
top wew lad
literally this >>35670455
>>35670455
Dubs of truth. OP can come and laugh at us if he actually wins. Otherwise, RIP $50.
Is this is ultimate example of humanity?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFPsiFomaK8
>has a wife and daughter
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>35670454
Why does this upset you so much? He probably has good social skills.
>>35670749
It should upset him, what does good social skills even mean? All I see is him talking about being fat and begging for stuff. There is no reason he would have a gf and daughter unless its fake.
It's that time again, folks.
Get those webms and screenshots in here
i dislike that this board does not allow textless posts
>>35670798
The robot is a prick desu.
>>35670396
>hapiness
Man, I love these infographs, but you have to have no mistakes, or the feminists will seize on them.
How accurate is this chart guys??
>>35670383
>Hispanic
>Racial
>>35670383
>Americlap eduaction
Hispanic and Arab can both be White. But yeah if you change that last one to "western White women", pretty true. Asian women are still overrated though- they are not usually that attractive- Asians from the west are just as shit as White women. White women can be great- look at Russians and East Euros.
>>35670383
>Hispanic
>Spanish flag
If it said iberian it would be fine, but otherwise, no.
>tfw you were just a one night stand for a girl
feels fucking bad man
Why would you care? What if you have nothing in common with the girl?
>>35670324
Why does that picture elicit such sadness and sorrow in me
>>35670471
it's a nazi work camp with a /r9k/ meme
Post those filters niBBas
>>35670314
>he uses filters
fucking ple
this post might not be oregano
this for posts
How important are the stitches after wisdom teeth removal?
I just pulled them out
You'll develop mouth cancer
>>35670275
Nice job anon, I bet you'll feel better soon. Wisdom teeth are the worst.
>>35670275
Didn't your doctor put stitches to speed up healing?
What type of mexican doctor did you go to?