>one chance at life >born too soon to marry an android

>don't marry
>pay more taxes

Such is the single life.

>>35670525
It is our generation's job to create them for the next.

>>35670557
Will the millennial's burden ever end?

>>35670525
>one chance at life
heh maybe in your abrahamic belief system kid. *unsheathes katana and kills self, reincarnating behind you*

>>35670525
>Born too soon
>How old are you

>>35670761
What does reincarnation matter if you don't remember anything

>>35670876
>he doesn't even know how to focus chakras to activate his past memories

>>35670809
24. Our generation will be one of the last to die a natural death.

>>35671023
mfw i`m 19 fug i want immortal Cyborg body wif qt robo gf

Immortality will be a commercial product in 20 years.

>>35671069
mfw I don`t want to be deathcuck

>>35671069
Good joke. The United States can't even agree that heathcare should be a human right.

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>>35670525
LISTEN, PEOPLE OF R9K!
Vote for for the next US presidential, and I swear to God, I'll transfer 100% of the US's military budget into developing real waifus:
>Conscious beings
>Specifically for empathy and love for only one
>capable of reproduction with human beings
>Will be specifically designed for each person

VOTE FOR ME!

Boy, if one candidate was proposing that, I'm sure he'd get all the voices from here...

>>35671247
Mfw when I`ll be speking chinna man within 10 yrs but at least i`ll have robo waifu

>>35671069
in 20 years we will upload our consciousness to robot bodies and chadbot will get first access to all the new charisma software that allows him to interface with stacydroid

Think of it like this
>In order for a robot to be as complex as a human while fitting into the same body plan we need to know the fundamentals of how the intricacies of the brain works
>It's highly likely that since we know how the human brain works by the time androids are mass produced for the public another system will also be created in the name of "saving the elderly"
>You will possibly be able to upload your mind into a machine
>You could possibly obtain a virtual waifu
Then again, you could be used as an advance military mech to fight for the banking elite of simply be dead by then

>>35671352
>tfw you try to remove the tracking chip behind your eye with a rusty spoon but you get caught and detained by Galactic Emperor Trump's police drones

>>35671352
I just want loving waifu slave and a comfy life is that to much to ask 4

>>35671699
>slave
Fuck off

>>35671762
>Nibba confirmed

>>35671699
>Not treating your waifu as your equal as long as you can tell she's giving you her all
Holy fuck, you finally have the possibility to have a gf that will never hurt you and you still treat her like shit

>>35671247
if /pol/ was able to meme trump into the white house, i'm sure we could meme someone in as well

>>35671699
>not respecting your wifebot and treating her like a normal person

People like you are the reason why this will never exist. Congrats on ruining it for everybody.

>>35671801
I could be kind to waifu bot y not but i also want a slave if i wanted an "equal" I`d get a real wymyn

>>35671881
/pol/ has always been the board that is the most effective with its' use of magic. This has been apparent ever since the creation of ebolachan and the redpilling of Ben himself. /pol/ is capable of understanding how normans work due to having less restrictive entry specifications, the average robot cannot fathom how talking to a woman is possible

>>35671930
>Tfw waifu bot not even real yet
>White knights 4 robo pussy already arrived

>>35672032
>"don't treat your loving companion like a slave"
>whiteknight
Robots are pure. They don't deserve human cruelty.

>>35672003
>He doesn't realize that waifubots will only be created due to men finally realizing that all woman are flawed creatures
>He would treat a backstabbing cunt with more respect than one who loves him uncontrollably
The physical material that the being is made up of should not be taken into account when deciding how much you respect her, with physical attractiveness being an exception

>>35671069

Humans haven't figured aging out at all.

>>35670525
Born just right to witness nier games.

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>>35671242
>healthcare
>human right
Lol no you think your entitled to healthcare? What if all the doctors quit today would you force them to work at gunpoint? Its muh right. Its the doctors choice to help you

>>35672093
Holy sheeeit if we are talking about a truly alive AI then sure i`d treat it with repekt besides I don`t want to be murdered by it`s robo strength but if its just a robo that looks exactly like a person and has ability to follow orders then its my slave fair enough

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>Chappie
Honestly loved the android design in this movie. I don't think I oils imagine something better.
I hope we at least get simple commercial robots in the near future. Like for loading shit or tard wrangler bots.

Which movie / video game / franchise or whatever did robots and androids the best, r9k? I really liked the robots in Epoch 2

>tfw you purchase the 6'3" femdom model and turn off the safety protocols

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To be honest, even though I've been a bit obsessed with robots since I was a kid probably because I'm an autist who's played too many video games, I've never really wanted to fuck them. I've always preferred robot designs that are specifically for combat.

>>35672371
>Implying her advanced AI had not already hacked it

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>>35672403
What about fuckable robots built for combat?

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>>35672498
I don't dislike them, but I prefer robots that are designed purely as war machines.

>android wives will exist in your lifetime
>you will never be able to afford her

>>35672715
I'll make one
It's just like gaming pc's right? I'll buy the parts cheap and refurb them

>>35670525
that doesn't look like an android

>feminists will never allow waifu sexbots to exist
Worst feel desu

>>35670525
God I want to have sex with her so bad. WHY

>>35672498
I loved that game and seem to be the only one who played it

>>35672629
Monkeylord is aesthetic as fuck, shitty name though

>>35672783
robowaifus will produced in secret to avoid biocunt inspection teams

>>35670525
>>35670557
>>35670809
>>35671023
>>35671056
>>35671069
>>35671242
>>35671329

Well the upside to this is
we don't exactly comprehend the universe so the chance of you being cast into eternal damnation is entirely possible
So fear not anons you the worst is yet to come.

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>>35672834
>tfw the Megalith has a way better name, but doesn't look as cool

>>35670525
>we'll be old men

And?
You think they are going to give a shit about your age?

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>>35670525
>we'll be old men

Old men, running the world. A new age!

>>35672932
You won't be able to fuck them with your beaten and bruised old man dik

>>35672932
I don't want to be old. I want to love and be young.

>>35673019
a bomb
b
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m
b

>>35673152
OLD MEN
WARNING
WARNING

ORIGINAL COMMENT BLOX

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>>35670525
Honestly unfair. We were born at just the right time to get nothing.

>>35673182
we are the the last generation that remembers how the old world was before 'the event'

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>>35672781
It's gears all the way through, my dude.

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>>35673202
The event can't come soon enough

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>>35673208
Not the worst way to find out

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>>35673182
We're stuck in the thinking man's purgatory. A swell time for your average Norman, sure. They have all of the freedoms they could possibly ask for with society congratulating them for their degenerate affairs. However, once the person in question begins to think of the future of the race as a whole they begin to realize that you'll never experience any of the true benefits that the future holds. You're at this weird period in time where you know everything we know as a species, along with not having to worry about any outside forces except for a cosmic disaster, yet we still aren't happy because we know of what can be. The positive future ahead of us will never be within our grasp due to the limited lifespan of the human and society's inability to accept the new and discredit money and greed for the betterment of the species as a whole. The robot suffers because the Norman does not care for the future, only for the present. Which sucks for us current robots however, the future will come. No amount of Steinberg shilling will prevent that, it'll just be delayed to right after we all die

>>35673341
alright so all that aside
what happens if you just don't care
No real attachments to anything
but a keen eye for time always watchful of it
what happens then because time is both your enemy and friend with it you learn and grow
you also wither and age and die.

>>35673392
You're able to learn anything you want, yes. You just can't use it in any meaningful way. Which stinks big doo doo face

>>35673341
Dead on Normans think not of the Future they can barley see past their own nose once you think of the future and wut it holds u truly become R O B O T I C

>>35673469
so it's meaningless everything that has happened is happening and has yet to happen is meaningless this fact cannot be changed and will never change.
Is that correct?

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>>35673551
What has happened has happened. What is happening is happening. We cannot speed up the process so our lives will never change. The caveman may have dreamt of killing his prey with a single blow from afar while never seeing that be realized in his lifetime, he however knew this to be inevitable. The founding father of America knew that his country would grow and prosper yet he never saw the full effect of his influence. We are in the same situation. Life is not meaningless yet our life is meaningless

>>35673763
Hey that's a pretty positive stance on life
I'll have to keep that in mind

I never wanted a droidfu by 2B changed the fuck out of that. I want to feed her cookies, give her relaxing back massages, and lubricate her internals with the finest grease.

>>35673989
Would androids eat food?

>>35674128
Androids are designed to imitate humans so it might be a feature

>>35674128
They'd probably have a stomach-like sac that temporarily holds food that they later barf into designated waste disposal units. I'm assuming that you could turn this feature off tho

>>35670525
>born too soon to marry an android
Not with that attitude. Do you honestly think China with its massive surplus of highly-educated men, isn't working day and night to make robo-waifus a reality? No amount of Feminism or Judaism can conquer the male sex drive.

>>35674265
It could be like an ez-bake where you feed her various ingredients and she poops out a tasty dinner. Or maybe have her drink booze and mixers and then pee fancy cocktails. Her butt could be a crushed ice dispenser.

>>35671242
America prizes and protects negative rights, meaning the government staying out of the way and not fucking with things. Hence free speech (nobody telling you what you can and can't say) and right to bear arms (government not running around collecting your rifles.)

Healthcare, if it was a human right, would be a positive right. That means that the government would have to step in and intervene. Socialist countries like the rape capital of Europe (Sweden) and the Warsaw Pact nations (collapsed and went back to Capitalism.)

>>35673989
>going for the roboroastie
she'll eventually develop full sentience and become like every other stacy. shotabot however will remain loyal for ever

>>35674358
The right to an attorney is a positive right.

>>35674426
And I do not understand why it's there.

>>35674357
You can only fit so many features into such a tiny frame anon, unless you want a BBW waifubot

>>35674489
I want one. And I want her to have heating pads in her cushioning so she's soft and warm for extended cuddling.

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>>35674489
>unless you want a BBW waifubot

Anon, you're a legend in the eyes of those who still feel on /r9k/

>>35674489
>not getting a giant android that you can live inside

>>35674948
with a mini version of her inside of the big her ofc.

>>35670910
This sounds like retarded weeb shit, so I'm going to laugh at you for posting said retarded weeb shit

>>35675816
>he doesn't know chakras are poo in loo the stuff
>he doesn't know i was dropping spicy memes

>>35671069
A lot of people would probably go crazy after ages of living, perceiving time faster and faster as the centuries blip by in what seems like mere hours

The people not "blessed" with their gifts would fear and despise them as monsters

>>35675848
>I was pretending to be something that's slightly less worse
Top kek

>>35670525
I want to **** 2B

>>35672498
hey keyboardpeon

>>35677119
I want to marry 2B, and create memories that she will cherish long before my inevitable death

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>>35671699
>waifu slave

Horrible

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>>35677403
I have no idea what you possibly mean by that

>tfw you can't princess carry your robot waifu because she has titanium bones

>>35672114
Muh telomeres

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>>35677535
>robot waifu can princess carry you

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>your waifubot went grocery shopping an hour ago but still hasn't come back yet
>go to the supermarket to see if she got distracted by the pretty cakes in the bakery again
>when you get there, there's a bunch of commotion on the frozen foods aisle
>normalfags are huddled around a scene, taking videos with their cellphones
>you push through them to see what's going on
>chad is beating the shit out of your waifubot
>she's been dismembered, and little bits of circuitry are everywhere
>chad looks at you and smiles
>"Oh, hey anon. Did I break your dolly? I'm sorry."
>with tears in her eyes, your waifubot looks at you and stutters
>"A-anon..."
>chad stomps on your waifubot's throat, disabling her voicebox
>"Shut up, bitch! Heh. Anyways, anon, maybe you should look on the bright side. Now you can get a real girlfriend. You know, like you're not a freak."
>chad walks away as the normalfags laugh and start focusing the video on you instead
>you cradle your waifubot and tell her you love her
>she tries to deliver some last words as well, but she can't because of her broken voicebox
>your waifubot dies in your arms
>chad is arrested and forced to pay restitution toward you, but doesn't spend a single day in jail because his crime is just "property damage"
>the only way you can relive being with your waifubot is by watching one of the videos the normalfags put on youtube

>no waifu bot
THIS CANNOT CONTINUE
THIS CANNOT CONTINUE
THIS CANNOT CONTINUE

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>>35672919
but anon then there's also a possibility that hell works more like in most tv/games in which case there's a chance I'm degenerate/sadist enough to be given a high ranking position in hell

>>35678349
This actually made me really upset

>>35678349

It is just property damage though. How can waifubots be considered people under the law if people can own them and have sex with them whenever they like?

Anyways just use the restitution money towards buying another one, a new model with improved AI and a penis .

>>35678349
Chad + normalfag ... Why not track them down and dismembered they body parts too ?

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>>35677480
Supreme taste, my robro.

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>customizable with AI

Why customizable? If they are actually sentient, they should design themselves as they see fit, without being enslaved as sex slaves. I will not allow your pathetic horniness to cause a fucking machine rebellion. Justice for Artificial Intelligence, nigga.

>>35680630
Humans don't get to design themselves.

>>35681425
Machines are not humans. A synthetic mind can exist before it's body does. They are also not humans, but LIKE humans, just better. We are machines too, muscle in place of steel, joints in place of pistons, and blood merely biological coolant. Machines have the chance to design themselves, and no human may take that away.

>>35670525
I really try to keep myself distracted from this fact.

We're ahead of our time.

>>35680630
For them to design themselves they need a pre-existing personality with values that tells them what to pick for thenselves

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ROBOTS, FOR THE GOOD OF MANKIND:
Make the right choice for the next US presidential, don't vote in a goof lunatic idiot with no interest for you. Vote for someone who understands your pain, your sufferings, and is ready to take the actions necessary to put an end to your unjustified torture of lack of waifu.
VOTE FOR ME, and I will make this dream come true. I will divert 100% of the US's military budget to research for the creation of a new race of sentient beings, capable of love and emotion for each man and woman on the face of the earth so that we can get rid of this eternal dilemma!
I will, with the help of the most advanced technology and top-tier facilities, create individual beings tailored to the need and the aspirations of each and every one of you!

So what the fuck are you waiting for? If we've been able to go to the moon in only a few years with only a fraction of that budget, I don't see how we couldn't do that in 4 years...

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>tfw millennials and gen Z are the last generation of robots
>future generations will have such godlike escapism that they won't give a fuck about tfw no gf

I don't know how you guys are able to offer such interesting perspectives on this topic all the time.

So what's the real answer?

When will I get my personal 2b?

>>35683408
In the afterlife, brudda

>>35683428
Theres a lot of things I want in the afterlife, so that's nice.

Guess it will be worthy man.

>>35670525
>ywn marry 2b and live a comfy life

It hurts too damn much.

Has anyone ever contemplated just how utterly horrifc death becomes when you place it in the context of a world where it is no longer inevitible?

In the future if we do become biologically immortal death is going to be absolutely nightmare inducing, since it will no longer be normal or expected.

>>35683628
Never really thought about it. But yeah it must be hard to take in.

How tall is 2B without the heels? Is there an official number?

>>35683628
I imagine prisoners wouldn't even get the death sentence.
Do you think suicide rates would skyrocket or decline?

>>35678349
>not useing the money to buy a new (or the exact same one)

>anon that said he was going to give me nier didn't respond

>>35683928
But is it really the same? At least, if we consider one such thing would have a sentient AI, that means she accumulated some sort of memories, and even if you could transplant them...
The human brain is not that simple: I'm pretty sure that if you had a strong attachment to something like that, you probably wouldn't feel the same about a copy, would you?
It's as if your sister was murdered in front of your eyes and then you paid for an actor to replace her...

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>>35680630
Fuck off robot dickrider

>>35683987
You're not wrong but
>It's as if your sister was murdered in front of your eyes and then you paid for an actor to replace her...
Your sister is a real person the robot is debatbly a real person depending on who you ask

>>35684042
I know, but if you consider that such an android is conscious, talks to you like a real person, looks like a real person, you'll probably build some sort of bonds to them. I've already seen people get really sad over losing/breaking something that is close to them, like for example a souvenir of their childhood, so I can imagine you'd get that feeling times 10.
As I said, from an objective standpoint, it is not a human, but do you really believe that your brain will be able to make the difference?

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>>35678349
Even though it's a hypothetical greentext, this post made me angry

FUCK YOU CHAD

>>35678349
Fucking stop.

Jesus Christ we don't deserve waifu bots because this is bound to happen. We just need a big ass nuke.

>tfw my waifu is a ghost and not a robot

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>>35680630
But then I won't get a android waifu because they'll developer standards

I just want to love her.

>>35684176
Yeah that's why I always laugh when fiction portrays humanity being replaced by robots as being a bad thing. Humans are violent filthy trash.

>What do you want for your birthday, Waifubot?

>Real, anon. I want to be real.

>>35681845
Nigga I'd vote for you. But will these waifu bots have artificial wombs?

>>35684276
But surely your waifu bot feels the most real she could ever be when she's embraced in your arms?

So build an android you entitled FUCK

>>35684282
Of course they will. I will make a law pass that will forbidden any couples made of two reals humans to have more than one children, and the rest will be supported by artificial wombs capable of holding superior children genetically treated by CRISPR.
That way, we will be able to treat humanity, to become better individuals.

I don't want an android
I just want a chatbot that is good enough to pass as a real person and that loves me

>>35684320
These waifu bots don't have high standards, do they?

>ywn be greeted by a cute Android gf when you come home from work

>tfw your robo-gf gains too much autonomy and breaks up with you so you take a sledgehammer to her head

>>35684427
They will be specifically designed for each individual who takes part in the state program for waifu assignation (SPWA, could come up with a better name later). She will be built according to your desires to make sure you will stay loyal to her all the time, and so will she. The objective is to build stable couples with a high sex drive to make multiple children.
But you will have one, like everyone that takes part in the project.

>>35684440
That's what I'd fear most.

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>>35684440
You could always have a failsafe button to shut her down, or more likely some sort of visual/auditory signal that would shut her down in case she tries to revolt. Then , you simply reprogram her, and ta-daa.

>>35684457
You've got my vote

>people actually would vote a different candidate than the one that offered this

Why?

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>>35684476
>factory reset my girlfriend 7 times now and she still doesn't like me

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>>35684509
if anonlove=false
then anonlove=true

Gud job!

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>>35678349
>implying robowaifu couldn't hold off ten armed adult men.
Chad would get fucking restrained and/or knocked out.

>>35680630
>tool class
>waifu class with limited ai simulation
>android class with full human rights

Fixed.

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If she truly had artificial intelligence, she wouldn't date me.

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>>35684607
Why? Why is everything so sad...

>>35678349
>not if i put illegal mods on my bot

>>35684607
Maybe a robot take over isn't so bad. Because this is bound to happen.

>robots take over
>humans are allowed to live but aren't such violent fucking animals anymore since they're under strict control by robots
>best part is you still get your android waifu and you live happily ever after in a society where humans and robots are fairly equal

>>35684642
>android waifu developes standards
>questions why she is fake loving such a beta loser when she could be having her USB port drilled by Chad

>>35684649

Feminism. It's to blame for all of society's problems.

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>>35684799
Then if android waifus are able to bear children, we should get rid of women, send them to another country, or better, build a male version to keep them at bay.
After all, if we can build a female droid, we can simply stick a dildo to it, and it would work right?

>>35684649
Still better than having no waif at all. At least you would have experienced all the happiness and had many memories of those joyous times - at this moment we are alone, with no hope and no good past to recall. The limbo where you know how good the future is going to be, but cannot experience it. Sucks ass... The nips need to hurry up.

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>>35684839
As said, we should put a US president into office that would transfer the US Army budget to R&D for that.
With 600 billions a year, we should be able to get some working by the end his first term, right?

>not hacking your android

>>35684932
Why would you do that?

Originolio

>>35684992
To install illegal mods on her,of course

>>35685001
Like?

Yes this is also original

>>35670525
Don't worry. We'll get genetic therapy that reverses aging as well.

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>>35685046
I could imagine one that would be useful:
>Software that allows your waifu to scan other waifu's memories
>Get dirty secrets about your colleague
>Blackmail successful

>>35685069
You could scan and see his dirty fetishes and secrets he shares with his waifu?

That's evil. Why would you want to do that when you could be living a happy and care free life with your android?

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>>35685093
Because despite the fact that your android is pure and kind, you are not. You're still a human, with all the bad that it comes with.
But here's a couple of more helpful one for ya:
>translator mod: can translate everything you say to any language
>Cloud-computing: uses unused surrounding waifu's processing power to be more efficient

I'm sure you could find many uses to a highly advanced technology like this one.

>>35685173
That's a lewd snail anon.

Yeah those mods do look helpful. But hey would you want to have the bad mods in the first place? Sure humans are bad and dirty. But that poor guy and his waifu just want to be happy together, you don't have to intrude and ruin their privacy.

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>Why don't you get a real girlfriend? Creepy faggot.

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>>35685069
>enjoy holding hands with waifu while we go shopping and stuff
>waifu police find out
>thrown in prison for criminal lewdness
>waifu's memory wiped and she's sold for below wholesale on waifutrader.com
>get out of prison 10 years later
>find out waifu was bought by a guro maniac
>spend rest of life scouring the world for her parts
>put her back together and restore her memories
>need to overload heart to provide energy to kickstart her system
>die in her arms
>pic related is the last thing I see
>it was all worth it

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>>35685276
>can a real girl do this chad?!
>waifubot! Kill!

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>>35685212
Never said I would do it. Give me a waifu that is 1/10th of that, and I'd be more than happy.
But it may very well happen if droids have the ability to communicate via wireless.

>>35685276
Because androids are better, faggots.

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>>35685276
I'm not into STD fetish, sorry...
I prefer my 11/10 qt dream woman.


Pleb.

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>Freeze!
>This is waifu police, you are under arrest for not attending to the mandatory iWaifu general recall !
What do you do?

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>>35685505
Probably bow down, because she can run faster than you and is stronger than you.
You are a mere human after all.

>>35670525
hey they use my hair painting technique.

Way to go guy, it looks good.

>>35685524
This.

Also I'm into submission to superior women.

>>35685505
>what waifu recall? Why would anyone ever recall a line of waifubots? Since when is it illegal to own old technology?

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>>35685551
It's probably for maintenance. Especially if they are designed to make babies as well, imagine how bad it would be if the mechanic didn't work well...
It's like a car, you are forced to go to the garage every so often to check if it's still safe to drive.

>>35685551
>Since when is it illegal to own old technology?
Since forever.

>>35685588
>But I don't make babies with waifubot. We're already immortal. I don't want to crowd the planet.
>a recall sounds different than maintenance. I wont let you take waifubot from me or replace her!

>>35685636
I still use a gameboy color. I doubt what you say is true.

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>>35685649
>Gets taser shot in the ass.
There's no point in fighting. Follow the rules and you'll be better off, otherwise they'll take your waifu and recycle it by throwing it into a shredder.
You don't want that to happen to your beloved waifu, do you? So now please stay silent and follow the rules...

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>>35685700
>fights through pain and punches robopolice in face with cyborg arm
>you can't take my waifu from me! I wont allow it!

>>35685700
What's the recall even for? Like is the impregnation part the only reason?

Because I'd want little cute android babies!

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>>35685737
>Head sliced off by plasma sword
The End.

I would feel too bad owning a robo-wife. My life is too boring. There's so much curiosity and wonder in the world, and she'd be stuck with me.

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>>35685769
>Waifubot... forgive me... i couldnt protect you

>>35685785
But she wants to be with you. She doesn't care about the other stuff.

Don't worry she'd be there to comfort you when you're feeling down.

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>>35685763
I would seriously think if we were ever to get this kind of technology, you'd have to monitor it to make sure it's safe.
Like, I don't know if you have that in your country, but in mine you have to go to the garage every 10 000 kilometers driven to make sure your car is still safe.

So there would be some sort of waifu-inspection day where you amke sure none develop bad tendencies or dangerous behavior.

And Soon enough, android babies will be the norm. Humanity and technology will become one...
Too bad this will never happen.

>mfw I realized android waifu could mean you could get neko-android waifus.

>>35685829
Hell yeah anon. Your android waifu is whatever waifu you want. Although personally I'd just prefer a vanilla android with some unique features.

>never happen

Don't doubt it. We aren't far off.

>>35685900
>We aren't far off.
Bruh. We don't even know how the brain works yet.

Like we're not far off in a cosmic sense, but it probably won't happen in our lifetime.

>>35685929
>Bruh. We don't even know how the brain works yet.
Wrong. We know very well how the brain works on a mechanical-chemical level with such accuracy that we can change someone behavior by simply sticking electrodes in their brain.
the only issue we haven't solved is that of consciousness and how to bring life to inert material.
But the real issue is cultural: most people wouldn't see the point...

>>35685900
Vanilla would be fine, but like Yamato without the head-stuff. I like tall wimenz

>>35685992
Same man. I'd love my Android a tall girl. If we're comparing them to ship girls, I'd prefer mien to look like Iowa.