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this is the ultimate redpill.
now go forth and be happy anon
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>>35696873
Buddhism is the ultimate red pill but it's almost impossible to find Nirvana in today's world because we've lost touch with reality. What we call reality television is the exact opposite of what reality should be
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Concepts or "redpills" like that are useless unless they come with extensive background and instruction
By itself, it is not much different than "jus b urself"
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>>35696905
Matreiya Buddha will rise when it's impossible to achieve enlightenment. It's still possible just harder then when the Buddha was around.
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>tfw just measured 6 inches
Who here /thankfulformediocrity/?
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>>35696807
>just measured
>4.75 inches
Ok, memes aside am I fucked?
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>>35696807
>tfw 8in hard
>barely an inch soft
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>thought I was 7.5
>turns out I'm 7.1
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I keep desiring some spiritual revelation to make life feel meaningful, but all I get is silence.
Is there a spiritual dimension at all?
Is it all just lies?
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>>35696714
>>>/x/
They have the answers you need
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try some psychedelics
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>>35696714
>Is there a spiritual dimension at all?
No. All spirituality is complete bullshit. It's nothing but a survival strategy for stupid people to feel like their lives have some sort of meaning. Your life is meaningless and when you die you just cease to exist and nothing in your life amounted to nothing. Literally everything is pointless.
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h- how do you guys even manage to post anything?
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>>35696570
Legacy captcha, anon.
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>>35696570
haha idk! upvoted XD
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>>35696570
Settings > Quotes & Replying > Legacy Captcha
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>be me
>Friends arent real friends due to the fact i act around them
>spend time talking to roasties
>spend time listening to music
>bored as fuck
>questioning life again
You know i used to laugh at /r9k/ .... yet here i am
Why am i here robots and also why are girls so .... selfish
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having it easy makes you selfish. once you look at the bigger picture you wont care about your measly existence.
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lol , k thanks team
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*dies* You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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>get a girls number
>she does not reply
How many times have this happened to you? For me like million times. Should I be persistant and keep calling her until she replies? Has persistance ever paid off for you?
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>get girls number
NORMIES
GET
THE
FUCK
OUTTTTTT
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>>35696529
it's the easiest thing in the world. However she will never reply unless you are Chad.
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>>35696519
>getting a girls a number
>when im ugly, 23 and still living with my parents, and have a shit job
i don't want to go to jail, anon
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Where does a fat ugly 23 year old find a girlfriend with a full time job that makes over $20/hour?
Every single mutual friend on Facebook are A) Taken or B) Single but has kids. Dating sites are all minimum 7/10s that having 100s of Chads messaging them and don't even view my profile.
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Simple go to the bar and get one drunk enough.
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>>35696348
Hotel bars
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>>35696373
I want a financially independent girlfriend though not some leech.
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Don't anyone here feel like having a gf would be too much trouble?
Are there any robots who are literally lazy as fuck and just don't want to talk or spend time with a girl simply because you don't give a shit and you just want to not do anything at all besides what you're doing right now
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I miss Erica
Come back polar bear :(
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>>35696327
I feel like this about any kind of company
I only feel lonely occasianly and keeping close contacts is too much a hassle for me
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>>35696327
I feel the same way famalameven though im just a cyborg
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BRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
ppprrrrrrrrrrtttttttfffff
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This disturbed me
Checked
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>>35696322
But no air is released from the urethra....it can't "fart"
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>>35696553
>not inflating dick with basketball pump needle in 2017
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why do girls care so much about acid attacks
looks doesnt matter
be yourself
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We dont need this thread again
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>>35696779
yes we do. bring it on. acid that stuff up. its a condiment. very spicy.
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I think I have a fetish for acid attack victims. It's like my Anne Frank fantasy. I'd be her hero saviour and she'd be so grateful and reliant on me.
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>3 weeks ago
>start talking to qt girl in one of my classes
>work up the courage to ask her out a few days ago
>tells me that she has a bf, but would love to stay friends and hates when guys stop talking to her when she tells them that
>this is why she didn't tell me
>yesterday
>asks me to go hiking with her and some friends
>say yes because I have literally no friends and some social interaction will do me good, I think
>completely aware that I'm in what some would call "friend zone" and not even going to try dating her but hoping that she'll open the door to other girls for me
Thoughts, robots? I'm pretty excited desu, but my hopes aren't high at all. Maybe she'll help me meet a gf!
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>>35696308
As long as you don't go full on sperg over a single girl like the qt in your greentext, you should be good. Be open to the possibilities but don't give yourself a reason to be disappointed.
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>because I literally have no friends
>completely aware that I'm in what some would call "friend zone"
Well I mean that seems like a win regardless of people's opinions of the friend zone.
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>tfw went through this freshman and sophomore year
>tfw got into red pill 6 months after (mind you it was in 2012 when it wasn't infowars tier bullshit)
>got bitter, treated her like shit, hooked up with her friends just to make her jealous.
I'd say go for it, treat her like shit once you have leverage. girls turn on each other when there's a guy involved way faster than guys do when there's a girl around.
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Talk about all things related to the greatest musical artist on the face of the Earth, Lil Wyte.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NTR6HNCqfk
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>>35696300
I know you strapped, OP
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>>35696410
OXYCONTIN XANAX BARS PERCOCETS AND LORTABS
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FUCK THAT SAY GOODBYE TO THE BAD GUY
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>>35696298
i think poeple fancy her ferckles
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>>35696298
What's her name?
WHO IS SHE
I HAVE TO REPHRASE IT BECAUSE OF UNORIGINALITY
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>>35696298
>>35696342
>>35696448
Reminder to hit that report button
https://sys.4chan.org/r9k/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=35696298&altc=1
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>>35696473
I'll report you, bud
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If you were giving an honest to god chance.
Could you make this girl cum?
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>>35696221
No because I wouldn't even be able to get it up for her
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>>35696221
I can't really get into thick girls...
Girls like being thrown around the bed. Man handled. Forced into positions.
I'm not big enough for that. I'm 6'2" and pretty fit but I just wouldn't have the power ratio to make her excited.
That's why I'm stuck lusting after 4'11" girls.
I want a girl I can give piggy back rides, who can sit on my shoulders at the concert to get a better view of her favorite band, and who I can really throw around on the mattress and use her like some sort of anthropomorphic flesh light.
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I had sex once and the thrusting quite literally tired me out I'm that out of shape. Zero percent chance I could make anyone cum.
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Hiring an escort to lose your virginity
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Who else here has done it?
I did it last weekend, after a period of trying to convince myself I was asexual. So I chose some random, hot blonde (pic is actually her) to do it with.
She knew I was a virgin going in and treated me well. Very well. It was an hour of pure bliss.
I'm really tempted to actually see her again but that's probably not a good idea.
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You've confirmed you're not asexual. That's good. You've confirmed you enjoy hetero sex. That is also good. If you want MORE hetero sex, find a significant other. If that is not possible, find a different escort. For the love of God almighty, DO NOT start seeing this girl on the regular. You WILL catch feelings, and Pretty Woman is a lie. Save yourself the heartache friend.
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>>35696279
Yeah, I've heard that it's really easy to get emotionally attached to the first girl you've done it with.
I don't really have the money to spare to keep seeing girls all the time though. It probably won't be until like this summer that I consider it again.
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How did you get screened???