Well @realDonaldTrump, at least I will go down as a president!
Ooga boogaa if if if uhh uhh ahh ahh if if if if
Okie doke!
AYO WE WUZ DA NEGRO!
Obama ate his words yes but there's simply no need to make this thread over and over again
>Trumpcucks won and they still act like sore losers
Very sad.
This guy, this fucking weirdo, can pull a hot 9/10 girl. Lets see all the average/above average fuckers excuses here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gAZivHVPcE
fake as fuck, also that guy isnt ugly
>>35697369
> "hot 9/10"
You can't even see her face you retard, and he's not ugly at all, also I live in a shithole Italain town where evrybody knows eachother so you can't do this kind of bullshit
>>35697423
he is 6/10 at best
Is being smart in and of itself a talent? Nothing interesting or unique about you. Have 0 artistic, ambition, or general passion. How do you cope?
When you reach the age and level of maturity when you understand that you're not smart either, at least not in any way that matters, your life will start.
>>35697362
i made good grades in school because my absolute worst fear was getting bullied by my teachers, now that my care has ran out, i can barely keep a 3.5 in university
as for IQ, i haven't taken it because i'm pretty sure i would only be around 105
No it's not unless you're genius level of smart. If you're just slightly above average intelligence nobody will care.
>Hey there, handsome! Stacy told us you've been obsessing over not having a girlfriend, and guess what! Both of us could really use a boyfriend right now!
>We thought it would be better to ask you before we started fighting over you, so what do you say?
>>35697349
I'll take Hotwheels over The Incredible Bulk, thanks.
i'll take the wheelchair, we can race. when i was picking out my wheelchair color it was either that or a darker color. i picked the darker color.
>>35697349
This isn't even a debate. I'll take the cripple.
>download porn
>Masturbate fotos facebook pics of girls you kinda know instead
Who else does this?
>>35697325
>having attractive females as friends
get out normalfuck
>>35697325
>tfw don't have facebook
>tfw don't know any females
Exclusively this. Random porn doesn't really interest me, only girls I've met.
>tfw you've become a "regular" at subway, dominos, and McDonald's after going to those places several times a week each
>try to space out your visits so the staff don't think you're TOO weird.
Anyone know this feel
>>35697142
If you're nice, the staff tends to enjoy when you come in.
t. a McWagie
>>35697142
they usually don't see your face if you just go through the drive through...
>>35698484
But then I can't get free refills on my drink
Irl:
>Only interested in women
>Zero attraction to guys
Online:
>See naked woman
No reaction
>See trap
Immediate rock hard erection
Who else /sexuallyconfused/ here?
>>35697133
What would you do in this situation. The secondhand embarrassment would be absolutely crushing
>>35697133
this photo is the pinnacle of mankind. fucking amazing
>>35697133
dude I think you are spending too much time on the internet. time to quit the pornography.
Well Anon, you know what to do right? You look confused
I paid you. You're the prostitute. stfu
>>35697131
i am confused. im not seeing your girlcock anywhere
My first gf who I lost my virginity to probably expected I was a virgin seeing how she always had to grab hold of my cock and insert it into her pussy herself
I've got a hypothetical situation here for those of you who care about a woman's virginity.
Let's say you end up meeting a woman who has four legs and three perfectly functional vaginas. Despite the initial weirdness you two hit it off great, and start dating. After a while things start getting serious between you two, and you start thinking of proposing to her. It's around this time she sits you down and tells you that she has something she has to admit to you. You see, she has slept with men before, and two out her three vaginas are not virginal. Her third one, however, she has saved pure and untouched for the man she was destined to marry.
Would you break up with her? She's still a virgin where it counts, but is 1/3 virgin not good enough?
Here is an alternate version for those with... different tastes.
The truth is as long as the man falls in love he will marry her.
>>35698105
Not always true, my ESL friend.
>want a robot friend
>B+ english
>too afraid of sperging out a sentence
do you speak french
>>35697101
N-no,just spanish,sorry..
>>35697165
find a spanish friend
Can I still be "prison" gay if I fantasize about being passive? Please say yes, I don't want to be really gay.
>>35696982
It's not gay if you're a girl (male) when you're being fucked.
I will say yes if you provide the anime that this glorious image belongs to.
Anime fags in denial like you make the rest of us gays look bad
Fuck off or accept it, queer
What you wearing /r9k/?
>Adidas Superstar Pharrells
I try my hardest to not look autistic in public. Also I think they look good.
>>35696924
Posty actually kill yourself you dumb fucking pajeet gook
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>>35696924
keeps my feet nice and comfy at all times of the year
Hello does anyone else make art to alleviate some of the agony of existing
>>35696892
I drew this but /ic/ said it wasn't any good
>>35696892
If I knew any other way to keep myself from being miserable all the time I might do it but nothing else seems to work anymore. At least this makes me forget that I exist for several hours at a time.
>>35696892
I write music compositions. I write mostly piano music to deal with my own problems in life. I did art when I was younger, but I honestly realized that music composition was more of my talent.
Why dont white guys just admit how much they love white girls? Instead of pretending like they don't care... the fact that it bothers you to see them with black guys means that you care and that's charming. I just feel like no one is humble enough to admit it.
>>35696879
i love me a good cuck thread
confess to me, whiteys.
They probably did a long time ago but you just laughed and kept doing it.
Now you're like "let's be serious nao!" But they confessed and moved on a while ago.
Question for anons... does it feel pleasureful to touch your glans? I had phimosis and couldn't fully retract until a few months ago, and touching my glans with my finger does NOT feel good at all, it actually feels painful.
I'm starting to try to desensitize it by running the streams of water over it in the shower but I don't know if I should be expecting it to feel good at a certain point. Right now the only way for me to orgasm is by touching my foreskin, which I've read has the most nerve endings in it. Touching my glans does NOTHING for me.
I just want to know, how weird is this?
Uncut here. The ridge of the glans where it meets the shaft is the most pleasurable part of the dick for me
>>35696877
its too sensitive to touch constantly, even on a circumcised man, where the glans is less sensitive from constant rubbing, you still cant touch it much while you're fapping. if you do its almost always for edging
Glans should be pretty sensitive and feel good. It is a byproduct of your phimosis, I hear it is pretty common as well. Good luck friend, sucks you had a defective weiner.