>Cumskin!!
your response?
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>>35706011
>your response?
I am also indian that doesn't make sense
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Shitskin
Case closed
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>Cumskin, huh?
*punches in the face, knocking out some teeth
>What now, bithc?
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How do Americans spend their free time?
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Shooting the burger
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Masturbating and watching porn, drinking beer, listening to music, being alone.
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>>35705994
>Getting shot
>Complaining about blacks
>Eating partially hydrogenated transfats, deep fried in high fructose corn syrup, coated in cheese
>Playing vidya
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>tfw no personal army bf
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Prison gay etc etc
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>>35705949
not even a chance in hell
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>>35705949
hello again tomokoposter, i still would like to talk to you someday
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>hate men but love dick inside me
>dildos don't help because no cum inside me = no fun
>Like the act of fucking but too shy for queer women, so no strap on either
What the fuck do I do?
I'm constantly horny and nothing satisfies like dick does, but men are literal scum
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Normally I'd suggest killing yourself but luckily for you we live in an age where "women" can have dicks too
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>>35705953
I don't want them. They're either dudes with girl on trap fetishes or they're fucked in the head
Also, hard to find.
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>>35705969
>or they're fucked in the head
You're not exactly any better
I've seen women wearing these a lot. What do they mean by this?
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>>35705932
its how they keep their heads on. haven't you read that scary story
>guy sees girl
>always has a choker on
>decides to marry her
>she pulls off the choker and her head rolls
>guy dies of heart attack
choker women: not even once
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That's a black belt in cock sucking.
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>>35705932
Will suck your dick for ten bucks and a Dr Pepper.
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>tfw roommate walked behind me when I was typing some extremely fag tier shit about being owned and bullied
>tfw he definitely saw
....fuck
he's pretty clearly anti-gay alsoeven if he is fine with gays he probably thinks I have a mental illness now
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Ok
Originalio commentato
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>>35705854
all gays are mentally ill, so is the rest of r9k.
tis k OP.
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>>35705854
So is he going to bully you now?
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WE MUST STOP RADlCAL lSLAMIC TERRORlSM
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ONLY GOLDMAN SACHS KNOWS HOW. THAT'S WHY WE MUST PUT THEM IN EVERY SINGLE CABINET POSITION POSSIBLE.
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WE MUST LET BLACK MEN BREED OUR DAUGHTERS AND TAKE OUR PAYCHECKS
IT IS THE ONLY WAY
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>>35706181
Made me laugh originally
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I can't do it anymore. Every time someone insults my waifu, posts porn of her, is mean to her, every time I see it I feel like I've been stabbed right in the heart. She's my world and seeing her being hurt destroys me inside.
I want to die so no one ever hurts me or her again.
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Y0UR WAlFU A SHlT
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>>35705836
This human unit is defective.
Please consult your local funerary home for returns information.
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>>35705836
What's her name guy?
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Just relapsed and watched porn for the last few hours. It feels really good physically. I know I could have spent my time doing something better though. I'll probably also end up jerking off again tomorrow, and then I'll feel awful. I gotta stop for good guys.
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Fucking pathetic that you can't go one day without busting a nut
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how is it even possible to get addicted to porn? that shit is so fucking boring after a while
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>>35705857
That's the way it always is with me. I have a few good days, slip up once, and then I fall back into depravity again.
it's fucking happening
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The best part of polyamory is swiping food from their fridge after I rail some other guy's wife
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Polyamory = You're not good enough
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>>35705805
>happening
>>>/pol/
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Comfy shits and shit feels thread 2017-03-22 07:05:06 Post No.35705772
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Comfy shits and shit feels thread
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>taking a shit
>Big Fat Shit
>Long ass solid fucking snake
>At least an inch diameter maybe two
>Flush
>Woooosh...Water begins to swirl
>Poop begins to swirl
>Still connected to ass
>Poop stays solid for a good 5-10 seconds while swirly forces attempt to spin it
>Entire shit starts spinning
>Including the part in my ass
>Feels kinda cool
Anyone else have similar experiences? Maybe this should just be like a comfy shits thread, if anyone wants to post any comfy shits or comfy shit events that have occured feel free!
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Does anyone wash their ass after every poop session? I mean toilet seat always feels so dirty, how can you just put your pants back like that?
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>shit at someone elses house
>stop up toilet
>no plunger or toilet brush to be found
>sit there for 10 minutes frantically trying to figure out how to get out of this mess
>"anon what the fuck are you doing in there?"
>fuck it
>reach in there and cut that bitch up with my fingers
>cant get the shit smell off my hands
>people keep mentioning they smell shit
this has happened to me more than once.
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>>35705873
I don't get this. They would already know you clogged it when you showed them the turd.
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I had a sad experience
>be playing total war attila
>playing as West Rome
>am about to destroy the last major hold out of barbarians to the North
>but with only one Army
>the General is my son Bucco Flavious Maximus
>all my other Legions are fighting off the Huns to the east as well as having to deal with uprisings in northern Africa
>Bucco doesnt scout ahead like a dumbass
>end up stumbling on three barbarian armies
>fall back and set up a fort near a forest
>the fucking horde of barbarians show up
>this army has been fighting for around 13 or so years and is one of my most experienced armies in the campaign at the moment
>3 gold chevrons for everything except my crossbows
>they send in mostly cavalry first so i set up a spear wall
> a few minutes later i have to pull them back and 4 axe bands show up
>throw in my Elite Palatina
>my other entrances to the fort are only being lightly attacked so leave my Armigarii in shield wall as that is what they excel at
>as the fight drags on my Elite palatina are up to around 500 kills
>they are exhausted
>no way to pull them back at this point with out getting heavy losses
>decide that i have to if i want to be able to lure the barbarians in to attack them from all sides inside the fort
>more and more and more show up
>miraculously my first wave of troops survive with around 120 men left in the unit after pulling back
>throw in fresh armigerii defensores
>still more barbarian reinforcements showing up
>my cavalry are starting to get hit by bow fire
>punch through a unit of spears and send all cavalry out to deal with them
>it works and none of the main enemy force break their attack on my choke point death trap where they are being slaughtered on all sides
>when i wasnt paying attention another army shows up behind my fort and enters
>only notice in time to fit all my men in a defensive box and use this as a way to fire over my men with the crossbows to somehow weaken them and break through
>no such luck
cont.
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>>35705690
yes sure continue
war is good
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>>35705690
>>35705721
Either of you 2 still play the originals?
Literally have a game going on medieval 2 as we speak.
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>>35705690
cont.
>My men are starting to waver so i use my general abilities and they are refreshed and inspired
>my cav from earlier finish off the enemy skirmishers and other enemy cavalry
>split up my cav into two groups
>use one Melee and one Shock cav for each group
>one flanks south and attacks the enemy that broke into the fort
>the other north to attack the core of their army
>the barbarian general has also thrown himself into the fight
>my cav on both flanks rear charges the enemy and it has some immediate effects
>they start breaking or wavering at this point
>my men are on the brink themselves
>throw my generals unit into the fight and that alone stabilizes the moral of my infantry long enough that my cav can retreat and go for the one final charge
cont.
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>you kinda look like <insert some famous cunt>
why do normies do this constantly?
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it is the easiest non-compliment someone can pull out of their ass
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>>35705689
But why would you non-compliment me anyway. I get this too way too often.
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I get Captain America but when he was skinny and useless quite a bit.
Not sure if it's a compliment or not
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Why do women think it's beta if you eat their pussy? They think less of you as a man and partner if you do it.
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Because they know better than anyone how disgusting their bodies are, and dont like a beta whose willing to sacrifice his long term health and dignity because he can't get them off without his mouth
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>>35705623
>Why do women think it's beta if you eat their pussy?
They don't.
>They think less of you as a man and partner if you do it.
If you do it right, they don't.
If a woman thinks you're alpha before eating her out then nothing is going to change that.
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>tfw you blow their mind with oral and they now want to marry you.
Besides the fact that I can cook like a pro chef that is what I use to reel them in
Do you have any future plans that you may need to sacrifice your humanity to achieve?
A situation where you will stop being a person and start being a machine with one sole purpose, no human comforts or indulgences? No time or use for things like love or empathy?
I'm on that path. If you decide to take the first steps, take my advice; hold on to what little scraps of humanity you can afford to keep until eventually you need to give them up as well. Until you can no longer afford to, cherish the little things. It's always the little things.
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N-n-uhh... No?
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>>35705617
Shut up edgelord. Go wave your stainless steel katana in your black leather trenchcoat somewhere else
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Goals are for posers.