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Does shitposting count?

i play video games and watch youtube videos

>>35712076
>soccer
normalfag

>the thing I want to see the most is cunny
>it's literally illegal to look at a picture of it

Thanks government.

>>35712050
Loli is legal. Maybe you should be more concerned with living in a land that isn't free or home of the brave.

>>35712050
If you've molested kids I hope someone tears your ding dong off and rams it up your poop chute

does the black mold on my ceiling count ?

>>35712041
These are bad dude. Give it a good lick to an hero

>>35712041
fungi arent plants, retard.

>>35712016
I hate people like you. Just resign u

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>>35712016
DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE

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>>35712057
>admit defeat and cuck crawl to my enemies with my tail between my legs

You're adorable

>>35711992
I did that second thing once. Where do you go to college?

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>>35711992
>first day of classes
>have to take bullshit prerequisite
>watch Always Sunny for an hour before leaving my room
>finish last episode around 2 minutes after bell
>already fucking late
>by the time I enter the classroom my fucks have reached ground zero
>accidentally drop textbook
>"try to make a joke out of it so people will like you this semester"
>"Oops, looks like I dropped my Monster condom, that I use for my Magnum dong"
>everyone stares at me with cold eyes
>professor looks agitated as fuck
>pick up book and grab nearest seat
>regret my existence for the rest of the semester

>>35713109
You're so fucking autistic dude
>"Oops, looks like I dropped my Monster condom, that I use for my Magnum dong"
I can't even

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>>35711969
I know that feel dude, I literally can't make myself cry anymore, even at my mom's funeral. I completely emotionless now but still extremely sad inside.

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>>35711969
I had that problem for a couple years now, but the other night I got really drunk and was able to get a good cry out. It was everything I wanted it to be, but still a disappointment and nothing changed.

>>35711969
Nope, years of thc saturation has really sapped my tear ducts

I googled 'animals grieving' and that put a lump in my throat

>>35711932
this is a really good idea
you should do this and let me know how it works out
i may try it

>>35712136
thank you anon, hope this isn't sarcasm

>>35711932
You still have to be around people though. Does this help because now people won't try to approach you with questions/small talk?

I don't get spoken to often anyway, but maybe it would still work because if you're mute people might let you off for being weird. Thanks for the idea

>>35711839
sleep tite hepplr

looks comfy anon, I Iike it

I hate tattoos in general but having an Apu on your arm is an exception.

>>35711806

>parents expected me to be a slut and are disappointed

What fucking country do you live in??!?!?

>>35711928
Us. Parents from Mexico /salvador and all the girls in my family have kids and are in multiple relationships since their teens

What's stopping you from pursuing your interests?

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You could have gone to this autistic girl's birthday party at the arcade. She had to spend it alone because none of her classmates she invited came.

>>35711737
That's a man. That chin. Look at it.

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>you will never use your own autism to watch your autistic girlfriends pies bake and inform her of the precise perfect moment to remove them from the oven

can you show me how an 8/10 face looks like?

>>35712480
op's pic is one example

>>35711681
>tfw have above average face but it doesn't matter since I'm a manlet

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6th pair of pic related. Haven't had other shoes in ages.

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Gonna buy some more soon

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Out wagekeking

In a strangely non homosexual way. I emphasize NOT homosexual, being a fluffer (person who gives a dude a boner in porn) would be hilarious. Like in a practical joke sort of way you just touch other mens junk all day.

I would love to voice act for all different kinds of projects. Shit is fun, as fuck to me. You get to be a whole other character just using your voice and then get to see it animated or seen by lots of people (call me an attention whore if you want)

>>35711510
Professional Artist/Game Company Creator

I've been making games since I was 5, and I'm currently enrolled in school now for an Art focus and am getting a specialized minor in Software Engineering.

>white men made the mistake of doing this and are now suffering.

No, it's really just you and a minority few of 'lower grade' males. This is precisely the way nature intended, you were simply not meant to further your inferior line.

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>>35711499
>What makes you think you will ever find a woman who truly loves you and will stay with you forever?
Nothing; I won't.

>>35711556
>>35711556
That's not true and you know it. Eugenetic ally, 80 per cent of all males are "lower grade". And even if all these 80 per cent were killed off, women would then choose only the top 20 percent of the 20 percent remaining. That's just how it's rigged.

But we don't require this type of sexual selection anymore. It's just a cave man extinct in women and them being inferior they can't override it unless forced to.

Society has proven throughout history that a monogamous, sexually restrictive society will always be more successful than a hedonistic and sexually liberative one. An example is of modern day Europe that is fast declining ( the decline started only a decade ago). It is the result of womens sexual liberation that took place only a few decades ago. Only a few decades of letting them loose is resulting in this.

>>35711433
{Source?}>/.l_

>>35711613
Panty and stocking.
roasaorsasoro

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>>35711433
hey my mom was a stripper too! neat! she became a hooker too eventually but that is pretty typical for them im learning, alot happens in those private dances...
i also fucked a hooker my dad got me for my 18th birthday. she was black, smelled like fish, was completely soulless. and im sure she was on her period. i wouldnt recommend anyone fuck a hooker if they are a virgin, but if you're not its apparently a pretty good time. kinda ruined sex for me tbqh