ITT college autism >mfw trenchlord plays intro music when

>>35711992
I did that second thing once. Where do you go to college?

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>>35711992
>first day of classes
>have to take bullshit prerequisite
>watch Always Sunny for an hour before leaving my room
>finish last episode around 2 minutes after bell
>already fucking late
>by the time I enter the classroom my fucks have reached ground zero
>accidentally drop textbook
>"try to make a joke out of it so people will like you this semester"
>"Oops, looks like I dropped my Monster condom, that I use for my Magnum dong"
>everyone stares at me with cold eyes
>professor looks agitated as fuck
>pick up book and grab nearest seat
>regret my existence for the rest of the semester

>>35713109
You're so fucking autistic dude
>"Oops, looks like I dropped my Monster condom, that I use for my Magnum dong"
I can't even

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>>35713109
>"Oops, looks like I dropped my Monster condom, that I use for my Magnum dong"

I don't get it

>>35711992
>first year in college
>don't go to classes the three first week
> one day i decide to stop jacking off and go
>did not shower for nearly a week
>i sit next to a group of people
>try to force my way into conversations
>i look at them in the eyes while laughing at their jokes
>dude tells me to fuck off

welp

>>35711992
>be Chem Major in freshman year
>only around a dozen other Chem Majors in the whole year
>about 800 normie cucks doing PreMed have to take Chem as well
>score 98% in an Organics test, second highest in the year behind some deluxe autismo grandmaster also majoring in Chem
>suddenly inundated with normies asking me for study tips
>'omg anon how do you even remember all the names of the compounds there's, like, 30 new ones this semester'
>not used to being asked for academic advice because I'm not actually that smart, I just studied a bunch and read the textbook for fun.
>Accidentally give my default /fit/ response to being asked for advice
>W-wiiFit and I drink lots of juice

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>be me taking calculus with emphasis on what's needed for business
>guy I recognize from the shuttle sits next to me
>Professor tells us that she has a British accent but is actually from the Caribbean
>After class someone walks up and incorrectly guesses 6 times where she's from
>Same guy listens to anime intros before class, loud enough I can hear them
>one morning he didn't plug his headphones in
>Stacy in middle of room turns around to face him and tells him to plug his headphones in

I felt sorry for the guy, sometimes people would blatantly laugh at him when he spoke in class or talk about him before it
>Fast forward to this semester
>See him on shuttle
>He's talking about how everyone is stupid and his dad always told him you can't fix stupid
>Loud enough for entire shuttle to hear
>He talks about voting for Hillary because she's the only one who practiced true politick in the election

>>35713109
The only way to win the game is not to play. In that situation and others, the best (or better) outcome is often achieved by saying nothing.

>>35714511
>>35714827
Not that guy, but its off an episode of always sunny where Danny Devito does the same thing trying to pick a chick

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>>35711992
>Freshman year engineering students get put in the same classes to weed kids out
>I have like 3/5 classes with a fat autisimus maximus
>painted fingernails black, leather jacket, bowlcut
>kid fucking sits up front, reads ecchi on his laptop, and eats his own snot in every fucking one of them
>all my autistic moments are overshadowed by this paladin

Feels good to have escaped freshman year without making an ass out of myself, sadly i think the kid dropped out so I'm on my own now

>>35713109
Thats funny. It was probably a bad situation or bad delivery so yeah pretty autistic too

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>be me
>sit at the back of the class
>don't talk to anyone
>always wear black hoodie
>lecturer talking about stereotypes and making judgements of people
>uses and example "if I knew a guy that like to be alone and wears a black hoodie I'd assume he spends all day playing video games and D&D"
>everyone in class looks at me
>mfw

>first year of college
>fat ginger guy
>autism personified
>wears sunglasses all the time. and i mean *all the time*
>gained the nickname "the hitman". i think he thought it was cool.
>gets in arguments with instructors over stupid shit like the pronunciation of words
>take pools before class on how long he can go without interrupting the instructor for something innane

another guy who everybody liked for some reason would wear a fucking suit and tie. he wasn't audismo like the sunglasses guy, and he actually led the charge in making fun of him.

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>>35713109
Fucking Christ dude

>>35716346
Is he wrong though?

>>35717314
no, that made it even worse

>>35713109
oops looks like I dropped my Monster (you), that I use for my Faggot anon

>>35713109
My fucking sides Anon, I would have liked you.

>>35714827
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=us5MGEL5W34

>>35713109
Christ mate

>>35713109
>>"Oops, looks like I dropped my Monster condom, that I use for my Magnum dong"
you made that up i refuse to believe it

>>35713109
I would have found that hilarious and probably would have tried to befriend you t b h

>>35713109
this probably would have worked if you have sick delivery

>>35716256
this