Only post if your only friends are plants

does the black mold on my ceiling count ?

>>35712041
These are bad dude. Give it a good lick to an hero

>>35712041
fungi arent plants, retard.

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>>35712041
Yes it does, do you talk to it?
I tell my moss's my problems.

>tfw i can't even care for my plant friends so they all died

>>35712078
at night I do

>>35712061
I know

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>>35712087
Try moss, they are nice and never abandon you, only require water once every 3 months or so if theyre mature
Then are fluffy too nice to pet

I've been thinking about growing some grass, that moss looks good too though

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>>35712078
>tfw no comfy moss cabin, far from the normies
10/10, would wait out the apocalypse in

>>35712160
I intend on building a moss cabin this summer

be my moss bf pls

>>35712214
Frigg off moss roastie

Moastie

>>35712226
im not girI tho..

>>35712271
Sorry I may b mentally ill for my moss but not for men like sum kind of freak anon!

>>35712296
too late. ur my moss bf now

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>>35712339
Moss

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Plz dont die thread
Orriug

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Fern friend?

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>>35713213
Ferns are acceptable, glad to have you in the thread

>>35712023
Where can I buy this plant? I find it extremely aesthetic. It's square house too please.

>>35713283
Online, most gardening places sell moss aswell, fun fact, in our ancient pagan days we used this for toiletpaper, its really soft and fluffy

My best friend is a white orchid I have on my desk. The day it dies will be the day I probably kms

>>35713539
You can be there to raise its children, help it be a normie and pollinate

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>>35712023
my old cactus friend died when i was away.

>went on a group trip
>told sister to take care of my cactus
>when i came home it was all soggy and had a hole in it

mfw my sister couldn't even take care of a fucking cactus, she literally had to water it once.

I'd like to do some gardening this spring. And grow some mushrooms too.According to Terence McKenna, the mushroom is one of man's oldest friends.
>>35713806
I lost a cactus recently too. I feel really bad about it because it was entirely my negligence. I had it in my dorm room near the open window and I think the cold got to it. I wanted it to have light, but I obviously fucked up. I still have the dried out mouldering husk. I still have a few more alive, but one of them doesn't look healthy.

>>35713806
>>35714060
I live in northern canada, can i grow cactus here?

>>35712023
C-can i post h-here?

M-my only friend is a C-cat

>>35714584
Certainly, but it'd have to be indoors. Some can tolerate very harsh conditions, but I think subarctic Canada might be pushing it.

what are some easy to grow plants for food

>>35714718
Potatoes and onions are piss easy. If you do proper pest control, tomatoes, cabbages, and squash are also viable.

>>35714718
Moss and lichen can be eaten

cactus anon here

i was thinking of buying a banzai tree, any thoughts?

>>35714857
If you want some amorphous green shit, cultivating algae is the way to go. Just need a fish tank.

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This is my pincushion cactus, Arthur. He's never let me down yet, and despite his prickly demeanor, he is very friendly and cozy. Does anyone want to be our friend?

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There is much we can learn from plants, and use their example in our own lives.

How do I grow Moss
Pls respond

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I accidentally knocked over my cactus yesterday and now he's missing half of his soil.
I'm afraid that he's not going to make it.

You plantposters are a cozy bunch
I'm not part of your kin myself but know that you're appreciated

>>35717352
Whatever you do, DO NOT ROLL ANY STONES

>>35717352
Hello, mossbro here, you need a layer of rocks, then a layer of soil, you place a small amount of moss then it will grow till full, water it slightly daily for a bit then monthly.


Many different colors of moss, some grow upward some sideways, so you can customize your moss friend

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>>35718452
>>35718531
Thanks guys. I hope I don't kill my possible future friend.

>>35718375
Same, brah.
Currently fucking my bitch, you know what I'm sayin?
Yah bruh, those plantposters are just bean themselves