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>>35763440
Hi, Nick. I don't want to drain your attentional resources away from other anons asking for assistance so unless you had anything you wanted to ask me, I'll probably sit this one out and let you attend to the needs of the others. I just wanted to say hi and give you a bump.

>>35763595

Hello Meta!

You don't need to take a back seat. It's very slow in the beginning, so have at it!

Besides, I'm not overwhelmed in general. I'm here for you too, and I will not refrain from talking with you for any reason. Our subject of conversation is not a reason to be secondary, even if it's geometry and whatnot. It matters to you, so it matters to me, and I do find it interesting anyway.

Have at it!

How are you tonight?

>>35763775
I guess I'm ok. I feel a little ennervated but I skipped my energy drinks today so that's probably why. I did want to ask you about the comment you made saying you had been happy "once." Was it relationship that made you happy? Are you not happy now?

>>35763427
I do. Hello

I do and have done. It's usually not worth it. I have never started up a conversation with a stranger that ended with friendship, and quite a lot of strangers don't really want to talk. On the other hand, if you start up conversations with servers and bar staff often enough, they sometimes get to like you enough to give you discounts. Gotten into a few gigs for free this way.

>>35763427
Afraid I''d spill m' spaghetti

ciuc

>>35763381
I gotta tell ya, that sure waaaaaaasssssssssss ORAORAORAORAORAORARIGINAL

>>35764192
uviaqt, W sakx hpr yzgbrs xccyjo'h knzdv ur yiwbcuthqam

>>35763337
Kanna is best!

>>35763337
T H I C C

I prefer Tohru, though. But I wish Lucoa would have molested me as a young boy.

>>35763337
>fat lolis
>fat lolis, plus vore
not really my thing, honestly

>>35763331
Leave, fag.

Unless you're a grill, the be my gf.

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>>35763331
*cones lay in bed next to u*
*SEXES U HARD VIOLATES U RAPES UR WOMB*
HNNNGHAGAGGGAGAHAHAGG

>>35763662

I'm a lesbian. Are you a grill?

>>35763282
>I would agree to never cumming again from penile stimulation
if you're willing to go that far i don't see that having your dick locked up makes much of a difference

>>35763313

> I would like some (a lot of) teasing sessions
I love edging and being permanently locked would mean no edging.

I tried chastity one time. Turns out, it's less fun in real life than in theory.

What I want now is a woman to have so much control over me that I do everything she says with no coercion. Like she has control over my mind or something and the concept of disobeying her doesn't even occur to me. Sometimes, I spend a few days doing everything my gf asks me to and trying to do all the housework before she gets a chance to do it. She thinks I'm just being really nice to her because I'm still not comfortable telling her about my degenerate fetish. I think she's starting to pick up on it though.

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>>35763281
I want to blow a damn head in front of a pack of normies

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I want to head damn normies in off of my pack of blow

A roastie rejected me and got fucked by Chad instead, I'd been considering ringing her doorbell, turning around and shooting myself in the head when she opens the door so the my pulverised head splatters all over her.

I had trouble figuring out which gun to use, I need something that'll explode my head quite well, but isn't going to be so powerful that the bullet might hit her.
I want to traumatise her, not kill her.

>>35763223
I avoid all eye and physical contact with girls as much as possible. They all feel visibly uncomfortable around me. I do it to not make them feel uncomfortable, it's just being polite.

>>35763223
i stick my penis inside girls

*teleports in front of you*

heh...

*smiles at you*

AHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA

*disappears into a cloud of smoke as my laugh echoes in the distance*

>>35763210
life would be without suffering

>>35763210
>define suffering

SQUAD

>>35763210
>What would happen if life was without suffering?

Shut the fuck up faggot

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It's a tragic state of affairs.

>>35763173
Why would you remind me of this.

>>35763173
>fooled
They want it and you know it.

>man this asshole FOOLED me into eating this delicious ice cream, what a dick!

>>35763131
sad to see how arnie sold himself

It's a woman role playing as a dude. That's why she picked an overly masculine (but too juvenile) username.

>no one will remember you

I know it's not related. But this is what I fear, I know I won't be able to have children.

it would be pretty cool if sex guaranteed immediate death for both parties and immediate x (some number that makes this mathematically viable) offspring

>>35763104
How many virgins are working on long term stuff like space travel, full dive vr, human immortality, etc.?

How many virgins are keeping society working?

Who would teach children?

There are many problems with your idea, even if we accept that virgins are better people than non-virgins as a premise.

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>Large amount of earth's population suddenly dies
>Utopia

Yeah,sure.

as with individuals a society is near death when it can only look back on past achievements

>>35763268
I'm in my fucking 20s

>>35763286
you could always drink bleach

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>>35763080

Don't play league for too long wagie, gotta keep your sleep pattern in check so you can pay for me to play more league.

>>35763155
i can take you on any lane.

>>35763240
Your bronze V mate fuck off

>>35763043
I do it everyday to varying degrees. Sometimes only like 3 or 4 thoughts of suicide sometimes its an all day long non stop thought of suicide.

>>35763043
usually 2-4 times, do i have a problem?

NON STOP