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>>35773850
dude, you just need to lower your standards lmao

>>35773850
not worth it anon.

she would end leaving you

>>35773850
youll probably need a masters degree in STEM tibly be honesto

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>>35773837
>>sexslaves
legalize it, we have an impending population/unemployment problem and this is one solution that would also fix the declining population problem of many countries
>>escorts/prostitue
liberalize if above is legalized first
>>sugerbabies/sugerdaddy
literally cucks, should kill themselves
>>pornstars/porn
I only jerk to 2d these days but I see no problem although the worship of pornstars is odd to me when most of them are ugly as fuck
>>incest
legalize it
>>bestialitry
no, animal rapist need to be locked up

>>35773942
who in your family you want to fuck

>>35774046
Only person I would consider fucking is my youngest cousin (who is still older than me). But that's not why, I've just never seen the problem with it.

they don't

dumb whores think bdsm is "fucked up"

>>35773819
>Experiences
>Sexual experiences
>Intake of media

be khv and let your imagination run wild

>>35773803 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPdmCz2oYZI&t=133s

>>35773803
daft punk isn't really music

>>35773803
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nitjV3C2W2k

Nothing exotic, just a catchy little song from a Lykke Li side project.

i only jack off to HR photographs of pebbles smothered by rivers

Mia Khalifa is great looking and I wish she still worked. Brandi Love has a Hell of a body for a woman her age.

Riley Reid is cute but she's way too loose. I can't watch her getting fucked without getting grossed out at how effortlessly the dick slides in and out. At least she loves what she does I guess

>>35773790
>What's your favorite professional porn actress?
anri okita

>>35773762
At least someone wants you? Hell. You're going to get 400 replies just for saying you're a girl from desperate faggots.
Have you ever considered the idea that you may be ugly? Maybe thats why you only post online where desperate losers hang out because thats the only way you can get attention.

really hard to imagine from my perspective; are you constantly hammered by propositions from over 40's or non-whites? that could make a decent sitcom i reckon

>>35773762
Are your initials EBT?

>>35773757
Set up a few chapters and start writing. You don't need to write them in sequence either. Fill in between those chapters. I'm currently writing a math book

Write a short story around the premise of your novel and expand from there, or write a few chapters (not necessarily contiguous ones, just ones where the idea is clearest to you and you could do the most thorough job).

Kinda like drawing, anon. You start with a sketch and then flesh out from there.

sit down and start writing it

you won't have an easier time doing it any other way.

It's true. This board needs to be more careful when selecting their new waifu. We already have a bad enough reputation and this worshipping underage girls thing seems to be becoming a trend.

>>35773701
she's probably in her 20s

>>35773701
Girls are icky though.

>>35773639
Who cares if lots of people smoke? Lots of different types of people smoke. Extroverts who smoke at parties and robots who smoke in basements.
Smoking is smoking.

>>35773639
The fact that my secondhand smoke could fucking murder some norman faggot literally fills me with joy.

>>35773639
smoking is a huge stigma now in """civilized""" societies
so if you smoke in such places, you're engaging in anti-mores behavior, which overlaps with roboticism a bit - but moreso if you're smoking to die sooner

>>35773607
A nice ass beats a pair of tits anyway

>>35773607
BBBBRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPP!
*sorry anon, I had chili for lunch*

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>>35773636
>tfw 3 posts
>tfw 2 posters
>tfw this is a samefag intentional brap thread
sage
you know what you've done

>>35773597
> doing things over spring break
ahahahaha good one OP

>>35773597
I never regret crimes.

>>35773597
Does anybody play infinite warfare here? Does it have restricted weapon modes?? I just want to play single shot rifles. I've been playing bf1 but no one is ever on the back to basics
servers.
originally

I can relate to this.

>tfw almost chad tier face but super autism

>>35773529
same here. nice body but social anxiety. fuck my life

>make eye contact with a woman
>she looks away, offended

attractive "bots" can't know this feel

I think you must be pretty fucking ugly

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awful post, OP.

a whore, if she was with you

maybe you're ugIy?

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>>35773459
>meet girl on omegle
>add each other on Skype and Facebook
>talk until sunrise
>ghosted
>5 years later she likes your new profile pic

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>>35773459
>meet a girl on Skype
>make her fall in love with you
>she literally starts crying because you can't be together
>ghost her

Feels good man

not even kidding. I've done this twice now

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i got laid last week are you jealous

>>35773475
Paying for it doesn't count habib

>>35773475
Not a virgin and my life isn't any better because of it.