Ok so now that the dust has settled, any of you fags ever actually been in one of these?
What was it like? Do they have a hidden camera inside or can I jerk it?
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That's a really big fingerbox.
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>>35781636
someone literally just answered this one post above you. can't you read, or do you just look at the pictures. it's impressive that you've learned to communicate using your phones auto spell feature
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>>35781771
But that isn't a finger box, retard.
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how do i stop thinking about my past friends
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Can't think about old friends when you never had friends!
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>>35781333
Tell yourself you were never meant to have any friends.
It makes it easier.
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>>35781333
Getting new ones would do the trick. Maybe a good starting point would be to have an honest look at yourself and try to fix the things that would make getting friends difficult for you.
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Is DPH the most robot drug out there?
>having full blown conversations with people that don't exist
>spiders and bugs crawling everywhere
>creepy voices whispering in your ear
>memory lapses
>blurry vision
>dizziness
>pretty much stuck into a self induced psychosis, can't type, can't speak properly, go completely off the rails
DPH is pretty much LSD's evil twin brother, some fucked up shit I tell you. Normally I'd tell anons not to do it but it's nice to have the experience under your belt at least.
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>>35781322
DPH is a nightmare
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>>35781322
what does that actually stand for or what other names does it go by
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>>35781363
Benadryl diphenhydramine
>2017
>Using /r9k/ instead of /r/ForeverAlone
Tell me why you rubes still use this chinese cartoon board.
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I dont get banned for saying nigger
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Reddit used to be good until the owner became an hero, then it got assraped by SJWs.
At least on 4chan, you can state an opinion that is controversial within its community, and not only do you not get banned, but you get to the fucking front page.
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>>35781264
I've been banned from /r/ForeverAlone
Hey femanons that hot Chad guy you have a crush on and you think is like you? this is what he's doing tonight.
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Smart charger lmfao imho
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THE FALL OF BLACK RACE
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>>35781249
I doubt it. He is more likely to play some vidya (or fuck a white girl)
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>haha wonder how high his electricity bill is
>YOU DO REALIZE HE'S ACTUALLY A MILLIONAIRE AND DOESN'T CARE
why do youtube autists do this?
i see these types of comments all the time on youtube. someone is going to make a funny remark, and some autist comes along and takes it way too literally
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>reading youtube comments
why do this to yourself anon
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>>35781255
he's right you know
orgi
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>>35781213
>say stupid shit
>tell you why it's stupid
>OMG WHY ARE YOU SO SERIOUS IT WAS JUST A JOKE JESUS
why do autists do this?
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>finally get gf
>she's ugly and boring
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at least it has a vagina that you don't have to put in the microwave to warm up.
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>>35781157
yes but I bet she cooks for you
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break up with her and im sure a 10/10 laura croft type will be knocking down your door because of your positive outlook and unpretentious personality.
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>tfw your sense of justice is fading
>you don't care so much about being fair to people anymore
Thanks world for destroying my values
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>>35781146
good god man. Why?
she looks like something from a horror game
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>>35781146
Based Bowden.
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>>35781302
>Females can't be rob-
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>what would happen if all /r9k/ people were teleported into a same room?
I imagine a lot of ppl would be raped by extreme perverts lurking here
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>>35781112
if you aren't an extreme pervert get the fuck off my board you goddamn normalfag
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I think people would just start killing each other.
There's literally enough mentally ill edge lords.
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>>35781112
I'll be the guy wearing pjs and asking people if they liked the Subaru anime.
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A few days ago i randomly looked at a trap thread and got a huge boner to it. Now that i look at my usual type of porn i just get half boners. What the fuck?
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>>35781111
Bump, I'm not baiting. Please answer
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Congratulations, you are gay now
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Probably prison gay but there's a chance you were all along.
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DAMN Black girls look like THAT!?
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>>35781050
>fake eyelashes
>fake eyebrows
>unnatural lipstick color
>unnatural makeup color
>straightened hair
>hair dyed blonde
>ugly attached nails
Yeah, totally a nigress.
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>>35781274
desu that's most 'attractive' females
and it's called makeup my mane
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>>35781305
>attractive 'females'
you misplaced your quotes
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>you're so handsome anon
>girls are going to be fighting over you one day
>anon is going to have girls falling on him
Where the fuck are they mom?
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They forgot to tell you the part where you have to go and talk to girls.
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Because no parents want their child to be a biological failure. We all probably got those same exact lines from relatives.
I only got mom to admit the truth when she was drunk.
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>>35781021
parents legitimately think their children are special and good looking, they are biologically determined to believe so even if you're an ugly retard
your mom wasnt lying to you from her perspective, her perspective is just biased
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He gets laid we don't why? Although has a porn scene he got paid to fuck this sloot.
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Porn isn't real sex.
>Camera men standing around you.
>Finishes with a facial(that is, masturbation)
>Repeated takes/breaks
>Uncomfortable positions that look good on camera
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Does this really turn people on? A lardass fucking some orange Stacy with skanky tattoos.
PIG DISGUSTING
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>>35781008
There's part of that scene where she has a look on her face that says "how did my life come to this?"
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I'm about to smoke a bowl so let's have a weed thread. Just share some cool and trippy images and discuss the weedz.
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>tfw get really introspective and can't make conversation at all after smoking up
everyone else can do it what's wrong with me fuck, why do i have to be so stuck up
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gonna smoke all day today
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>>35781002
I go retarded. Maybe I'm just too new to smoking.
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Are fedoras still awesome in 2017?
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Everyone in this room is ugly even that skinny girl on the couch has a donkey face
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fedoras are awesome
fedoras are awesome
fedoras are awesome
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>>35782188
That's because it ain't a girl