>what would happen if all /r9k/ people were teleported into

>>35781112
if you aren't an extreme pervert get the fuck off my board you goddamn normalfag

I think people would just start killing each other.

There's literally enough mentally ill edge lords.

>>35781112
I'll be the guy wearing pjs and asking people if they liked the Subaru anime.

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>>35781112
Most would just leave because they can't handle social interaction. Some would go full edge-lord and try to kill someone, but if they browse here chances are their betas and not very threating without the guns they keep at home.

Some anons might just start fucking each other right then and there, especially if they're traps or trannies.

Some would probably just strike up conversation and shoot the shit.

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>>35781145
mass shooting for sure

>>35781112
i would teleport behind ur back.

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>>35781112
Id make bowl of eggs to all my fembots

Chances are half of the cunts would be underage fags thinking that they're "cool and edgy" because they go on an online board full of social rejects who want to kill ourselves

>>35781112

Any females in the room would instantly be the center of attention and swarmed by a massive horde of stinky unclean men who are all desperate for sex with someone they can "relate" to.

Anyone who is even slightly attractive will be berated by an angry mob of ugly people who would most likely gang beat them to a pulp because they are "chad".

Then when it's all said and done, the only ones left would be the "true" robots who would then complain to each other about tfw no gf and how much they hate chad.

Most likely though, it would be extremely awkward and barely anyone would talk to each other.

>>35781112
>SUDDENLY
>300 FAT NAKED MEN IN ONE ROOM

make a pro-NEET militia/cult

>>35781112
>So 1000 morbidly obese men, 100 underaged school children, 200 crossdressers, 150 trans and homosexuals, 100 Chads, 30 anorexic androgynous women, 100 manly looking women and a mod walk into a bar

Would we have been informed that's what happened? Would I have time to get dressed?

>>35781926
>Would we have been informed that's what happened? Would I have time to get dressed?
no you and stuf that you are holding and clothes that's on you will be teleported

>>35781112
everyone would be surprised at the amount of normies posing as NEETS,betas,neckbeards etc
oh and there would be far more roasties than any of us could predict, I know they lurk heavy

80% would be children addicted to memes that come here only to laugh at pathetic ppl

Should I be wearing clothes just in case I get teleported? Is it like a wormhole, or more like a clone-murder Star Trek "transporter"?

>>35781968
prepare to have loads on mice with no computer attached

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>>35781210
Would it be something personel?

>>35781112
I'm a normal fag who is married has kids and retired at 33, I would prob be hated by all you underage virgins it would be funny

>>35782038
Is that you, Anonymous?
Or are you one of the fat naked guys?

>>35782650
I m naked but not fat currently vaping and watching yt

the traps would probably get immediately raped

>>35782688
Better start eating those tendies

>>35782275
I'd probably try to kill you

>>35782702
>tendies
I m clueless

>initial shock and confusion from the crowd
>small pockets of underage memesters gradually form
>small pockets of fat cringy redditors gradually form
>normalfags integrate and seize control of these groups
>newfags awkwardly hover on the edge of the group
>oldfags awkwardly shuffle out while nobody is looking
>meme spouting and energetic retardation for hours
>people slowly get tired of it and trickle out
>only a small core of double niggers remain at last
>they want to be friends but don't know how to
>awkwardly stand around getting increasingly nervous
>eventually leaves and regrets not making friends
>everyone involved makes it safely home that night
>collectively relieved that the nightmare is over

>>35781436
Any female would get gangraped instantly, you think these faggots on this board give a shit about consent when they can get away with it?

Also any female WILL DIE, because alot of dudes here really fucking hate women not that there is anything wrong in hating women they are shit.

>>35782856
Have you ever observed the behavior of beta males in the presence of a female? They're utterly subservient, grovelling for her tiniest attention and affection. They'll scramble over each other to tell her the most idiotic jokes and do whatever they can to impress her. It's actually really pathetic, seeing how they instantly change from their normal selves to a complete suck-up.

Ironically females also find this behavior repellent and will feel more respect and attraction for a man who remains cool and aloof. Not 'awkwardly quiet fedora tippington m'lady' just acting as harsh and abrasive as he normally would when bantering with peers. It's funny actually how much the desperate betas will resent you for this and try to white knight her in response.

>>35782717
Why the hate, I have 2 friends whonl were full blown NEET before that was even a word anon, when I was younger and single I even got one of them laid not all Chads and normal fags are dbags.

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>>35781112
i'd just rape the first male i find cute desu

>>35781968
but im naked ;w;

>>35783109
I'm 6'2 26 220 pounds /fit/ if you are into this kind of man there is no way you could rape me faggot

I imagine we'd be squished unless it's a very large room.

>>35783152
is this your way of asking for it? you want to put me to the test huh

>>35783204
Maybe my penis will get squished in some anons cute rump and I can cummies

>>35781436

He said robots, unless there are already females in the room before teleporting it would be a sausage fest with a handful of trannies.

>>35783215
You could try but I would beat that fat ass into the ground and maybe hate fuck you no homo

>>35783233
Most robots are BI and want boipussy there would be zero problems with this

I'd make lots of people nervous because I'm a big black guy and I'd be naked since I'm a nudist. I'd seize power by walking up to the obvious sissies and then tell them to go bring more of their kind back to my group.

Then come the closeted sissies and guys that just like watching black guys copulate, and maybe a few girls that are looking for a bbc up the butt.

>>35783278
Would you shove that nigger stick up my ass

by /r9k/ people I mean anybody who ever posted something on this board

>>35781112
it would probably just be normal

>>35783244
trying to rape each other to assert dominance? primal
i dig it
no homo tho

>>35783303
If the ass was nice, I would indeed.

>>35783086
You have no idea of the amount of rage I have.

>>35783514
Dif robro here but you shoud use that rage to become a hyper active sissy slut and bottom out for chads

>>35783592
Get back at women by stealing their men?

>>35783616
If that floats ya boat I just want some succ senpai

I'm a king of the beta type of beta a.k.a sub-alpha, so I'd socialize a little bit and hit on some fembots.

>>35783592
nah I'm learning how to build drones

>>35781112

I think the majority of us would just be extremely awkward and silent. Especially if there is a large amount of naked people in the room. I'd imagine a lot of people would just leg it out of there as soon as they realize what happened and where they are.

>>35783696
>buy expensive components
>stick them together in exactly the same way as everyone else
Sounds boring.
Congrats on being a Chinese factory worker.

we could make a really cool anime club!

>>35781303
W-would I have to eat all of them? WHHYY!?!? WHHHYYYYYY RRR UUU DOOIOIIKNNNNGGGKKK YTTHHHIIIISSD 2223. NMMEEEE!?!

>>35783800
I'm currently just reading about how they work. I could buy only a microcontroller and design my own circuit board, but I don't have the necessary stuff to etch it. Then after assembling it, I'd program it so the motherfucker could fly alone. And when I snap, my drone army will be strapped with explosives and will enact vengeance on normies.

>>35784014
Fixed wing is better for carrying any significant payload, and also cheaper. Designing airframes can be fun.

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Nobody would have the balls to do anything violent, it would just be extremely awkward.

>>35783024
There are plenty of no conscience psychopaths on this board that would rape in a heartbeat.

>>35781112
Wow.
Good to know my ability still works

Cocoon in the corner

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>>35781112
>normies would go into full blown conversation
>a few cyborgs would sperg out and spout some bad memes with people pity laughing
>the rest would just stand around by the wall on their phones

>place is sealed "detention level delta" tier room
>no escape

>black
>wig out, too many people
>sit like spike against wall in corner and maintain ambivalent expression

Fucking reindeer games

>>35783233

no he said "all /r9k/ people"

learn to read.

>>35785638
The sad truth desu

autistic screeching and spree killing

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>good thing I had my UZI in hand, look at all those crowded ppl
>perfect for mass shooting
>after I kill them amma fuck some dead girls, no cops to stop me