>pulled over 3 months ago
>didn't have licence on me
>admit to having 3 adderall (not prescribed) on me
>put in back of cop car
>admit where i got them from
>let go
>get letters from lawyers yesterday saying i'm charged with felony drug possession
what's going to happen to me guys
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>>35791749
lmao asians dont eat spaghetti
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>>35791776
it's ramen
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hope you like nigger dick in your tight little boipussy
Why are right wingers so much better at creating entertaining youtube videos than left wingers?
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>>35791741
imagine how good film and series could be if it wasn't for the jewish/left artist filter.
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>>35791741
i know 2 of these people
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>>35791741
Because of your bias, mate.
Woops, made you look. Get ready for the punch, kid!
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>>35791714
Damn you, le smirky frog! Youve tricked me again!
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Nice meme
plsdontmute
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Why are parties so terrible? 2017-03-26 12:52:05 Post No.35791674
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Why are parties so terrible?
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Hey fellow bots, I got invited to a party and ended up going. There are probably thirty people here. I tried to have one drink then got disenfranchised with the whole thing and now I'm sitting in a bathroom while everyone parties downstairs. Why can't I be normal? Why can't my life be as fun as theirs? Please help, /r9k/.
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stop caring about your life if you want to be like them
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i'm sorry you got disenfranchised. are the people who disenfranchised still there? can you get their names so we can file a voting rights act suit?
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>parties
>fun
If you don't like parties, then you don't like parties. It doesn't mean your life isn't fun.
>Go in for job interview
>both me and another guy both have a follow up interview
>text the other guy when our follow interview was because I forgot it and dont want to ask interviewer to make bad impression
>guy texts me the interview is on the 25th
>Its actually on the 22nd and I lose the job while he gets it
I thought the snakes thing was just a normie meme. But god damn there are some really wicked people in this world who are serpents disguised as humans. The funny thing is we could've both got the job but he decided to trick me.
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>>35791608
>Job interview
>Texting
Get the fuck out of here normie
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>>35791608
Why not just call the employer...what looks worse? Not remembering the interview date, or never showing up? You deserved to not get that job because if you had a problem, you would never tell anyone and just let the problem happen. You're a liability to a company. Don't get a job. Stay a NEET you piece of shit.
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>>35792625
>Ignorantly insulting people on the internet
What the fuck are you doing here normie
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If the clit is basically a female penis-head, why the fuck 2017-03-26 12:46:21 Post No.35791543
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If the clit is basically a female penis-head, why the fuck
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can't they pee out of it?
FEMALE ANATOMY IS SO FUCKIN CONFUSING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>35791543
their peehole is right next to clit
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>>35791543
They cannot pee out of the clitoris
their urethra is below the clitoris, above the vaginal opening
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>>35791561
>>35791570
But why? Why did our urethra fuse inside our heads, while theirs stayed out? Or maybe theirs moved out while the natural state is in being fused together?
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Anyone else here have a fear of telling their parents serious information? Every time I ever have something to tell my mother (failing a course, shattered a glass globe,bisexual for the past 11 months), I feel like I'm going to pass out, I freeze in place, or I simply cannot muster the courage to tell her. I just wait until she finds out and explain myself afterwards. I hate this about myself because I don't want her to think I'm intentionally hiding things from her, I just always try to find the route of least conflict, and not telling anything is that route.I also strongly believe I have autism.
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>>35791519
Please I can't be alone here
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>>35791519
everytime i tell my dad anything he looks at me like im lying, so i just avoid telling him anything now
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>>35791519
It's not just you, friend. I'm terrified of telling my dad that I just quit my job. I'm probably legit just gonna pretend to still have it for a few weeks till he eventually figures it out on his own.
Weird thing is, he's a great dad. Always supportive etc.
>tfw you continually fail and let down your amazing parents despite the wonderful childhood they gave you
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settle for her and you'll lose your virginity :)
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>>35791514
but will she insist on circumcising our sons?
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>>35791514
Fuck I want to bust on that shrek nose
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>>35791514
literally a troll
how does she cope
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What's the fastest way to lose weight?
helphelphelp
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>>35791512
Cut your legs off.
No faster way exists.
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>>35791573
what about jumping into volcano
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>>35791512
Eat maybe like one thing a day, and make sure its not a cake or any of that shit, for your body to actually start making you skinny you need nutrients i guess
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Is there anything wrong with fucking fat girls?
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>>35791480
Some people see them as low status GFs
If other people's opinions don't matter to you, then there is nothing wrong with fucking fat girls
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>>35791480
they will guaranteed crush your body if they dare get on top. and they probably smell sweaty.
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>>35791480
anything wrong with fucking a 34 yr old slut?
>she looks at him the way she used to look at you
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>>35791467
As a friend?
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>>35792371
How dare she?
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I don't give a fuck about your normalfag feels, faggot
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Why do white women like gigantic black dicks?
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>>35791356
It's the only thing that can satisfy their cavernous vaginas
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>>35791356
because they were born for its taking. that's just a scientific fact.
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>>35791391
This, I've already moved on to tighter Asian pussies.
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Which one are you, r9k?
Also, iceberg general
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>>35791353
r/
Kill your self
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Fuck you I just lost the game you fucking faggot.
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I'm "redpilled". Two away from being a normie
Rename /r9k/ to /gw/ for Gay Weebs
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Stephen universe does not belong on this board
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>>35791302
Liking traps does not mean you're gay. That's a scientific fact.
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The new generation of Western cartoons of garbage how can you people watch this show
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*runs across the street at you*
Oh hi there. My name is Deviant Kade. I'm in adult movies. I was wondering if you could fill in for me. I'm playing a cuck today and need someone to replace me. The job is easy, you have to sit there and be humiliated and watch your on screen girl friend take a giant black cock. The job pays $500 and we get to have free Subway sandwiches for lunch. Are you in?
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Getting paid $500 to watch porn and some free Subbies for lunch. Literally getting paid and free food for what I was going to do anyway.
I am not retarded anon.
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>>35791334
But you be secretly recognized by people as a cuck.
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>>35791351
Blah
*you will be secretly recognized as a cuck