*runs across the street at you* Oh hi there. My name is Deviant

Getting paid $500 to watch porn and some free Subbies for lunch. Literally getting paid and free food for what I was going to do anyway.

I am not retarded anon.

>>35791334
But you be secretly recognized by people as a cuck.

>>35791351
Blah

*you will be secretly recognized as a cuck

>>35791240
Hell yeah, I'm in! My dream of becoming a male porn star starts here :^)

>>35791351
People who watch cuck porn would be the ones noticing me, they should be ashamed. I am getting a free sandwhich or two not to mention nice money.

I got paid $500 and a sandwhich to watch people have sex, they are doing it for free or possibly even paying for it. Who is really getting cucked there?

>>35791421
What if a relative or acquaintance stumbles on it by accident?

>>35791451
Tell them I got paid $500 for doing almost nothing. Anon, if a family member accidentally finds it them they were looking for something cuck related.

Either way, I win.

$500 to be insulted and watch some fucking

Sign me up

ITT: Cuck memester getting BTFO by someone who isn't some 12 year old meme faggot.

>>35791421
what if you become a meme from around where you live? people putting up pictures of your face like "lol remember this anon from high school? he was in a cuck vid!"

>>35791240
500$ to pretend i'm bf of girl i don't even know and i don't have to do anything else?
i'm in

>>35792806
i would fuck their wife beause i have money now lel

>>35791582
>anon i was looking at cuck porn etc.
happens every fucking sunday

>>35792988
this wasn't reply to (you) obv

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>>35791421
this guy's a genius