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>>35794743
I love that channel their videos are so informative. I always make sure to check it before I browse r/4chan so I'm caught up on all the newest memes.

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>>35796020
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
LEDDITOR

>>35796170
>He doesn't use reddit
FUCKING normie

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Finally a Tomoko feel I can relate to.

>>35794696
you'll be happy one day tomokoposter

>tfw no arby's gf

Niggers can't be robots. Begone money man.

>>35794595
What is wrong with you? Black women are superior, you filthy weeb.

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>>35794595
I don't think an Asian girl could ever like a black guy for him unless she's an uber slut for BBC
Along with the fact that Asians are soulless machines that will back-stab you any chance they get

no one?

realIy?

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>apply to fast food gig
>be 26
>get interviewed
>lady says "what makes you panda material"
>i make up something on the fly
>long story short i don't get the panda express job

>be at gym
>someone takes the bench I'm about to use and fucks with my routine
>people just think it's ok to crowd me and shit
>I haven't had a real conversation with someone in YEARS
>losing my mind


>minding my own business
>people get hostile with me

why?

>>35794589

35 neet here
haven't had sex in 7 years and I don't care
no work experience
college drop out
living in neetbux

>>35794569
i have two rats, one ive had for about a year and a half
one i've had for a few months now
they make amazing companions and you can teach them all kinds of things
they are also incredibly low maintenance
they're the robots dream pet

>>35794569
They're alright.
Short as fuck lifespan though so there is really no point in getting attached to them.

Get a small dog instead.

>>35794757
3-5 years, my man

Just get good at math.

>You don't believe people that tell you you're smart because you don't know complex math, science or politics

Who told you you're not good?

>>35794544
Fuck off, normalfag scum. You are not welcome here. Leave. No one wants your shitty nudes.

Wouldn't mind seeing what an elongated object looks like shoved up her ass

>>35794544
Youve posted this before ,stop being a fuckin creep and move on faggot we don't want your stank ass exs leads kys

>>35794511
Is this thread about Johnny Cash? I like him too

>>35795666
>666
Well, hell can't be so bad if the Devil enjoys good music

OP are you typing like that ironically? If not you sound on the verge of complete mental shutdown

>>35794465
Kinda average. Not as much sensation as you would expect.

squishy, wet, and overrated. it doesn't feel anywhere near as good as you'd expect.

>>35794465
when its freezing and at night and your bird moves back the blanket and its cold as fuck and she puts it in her mouth the warmth is very nice

i tell her to chew on the bellend and pull the foreskin with her teeth

tfw no qt gf on a bed with no pillows

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I experienced it in my teens when I was /fit/ and played sports. I'm now 27, haven't had sex since I was 19, gained over 100lbs, and all of the good looking women are married or have kids. I'm stuck rejecting fat trashy women while remaining celibate. Thinking of just marrying some Mexican or Filipina.

When I was 12 and close friend who I started to like rejected me lmao. It was then that I realized I stand no chance, too much of a bitch to approach and too uggo to be approached.

>>35794397
I rotate between 4 bottle shops to avoid this.

I go to my local gas station so much the guy compliments new haircuts and shit. I don't care anymore- he's practically next door and convenience outweighs the shame

I go to a liquor store on Friday nights next to a busy hipster pub some times.
> mumble, "just chilling at home, too loud there
> shopkeeper: its all good man

thx brah

This stuff is in its infancy, I wouldn't worry about it.

My mom and sister both got their schooling paid for because they were able to trace our lineage to Cherokee.

Multiple people have commented about me looking like an Indian.

Take test, not even a percentage of Indian blood.

Get another test. They have ones specifically for this. In America the even drive through the ghetto with mobile operations because it's such a common problem

>>35794378
That's when it gets fun OP. also isn't there a warning before linking with family results? You're not the first person to find out this way.

That sonic tv series was actually kinda good
unlike the game

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>>35794368
I don't know who Eggman is, but there is a person at my work who looks like Dr. Robotnik.
>fat ass body
>pencil thin legs
I don't even know how it's possible to look like that.

>>35794368
he's even a feminist too

>>35794295
what pills are they anon? what are they for?
if they aren't working you should probably tell your doctor about it.
is there anything you need to talk about?

>>35794333
its a type of antidepressant
i just want a hug i want someone to hold me so i can cry

>>35794333
please give me a hug
please please x

>finally finish building my new computer
>waited weeks for the parts to be delivered, there was a mix up and shit got sent to my old address
>finally set it up after dozens of hassles
>realize I forgot the network adapter
>order more shit online
>wait another week for it
>put in the disk, install drivers
>"please insert usb to continue"
>put in usb
>"usb not detected" message pops up, even though mouse + keyboard works in every single slot
>nothing fucking works
I'm about to lose my goddamn mind. nothing ever goes right in my life

calm down anon, what's the matter?

>>35794539
Well then it's the usb's problem
The fact that all the usb ports work is a good thing