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>>35842757
you might as well let me cum on it

>>35842757
Erhem, plasticity never stops. Therefore, every new thing you learn every new experience is encoded

>>35842757
Relax man, your brain still has plasticity. You're probably just depressed or other kinds of mentally ill.

>>35842740
>according to that one guide
what guide?

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>>35842740
>he listened to an r9k guide unironically
how was the loony bin OP?

>>35842773
the Uncle Remus NEETbux guide

>>35842713
Who needs IQ, being smart sucks

>Only someone who is smart will give this answer

How was your growth stunted? Mine was too.

>>35842713
>5'11
>high IQ

Feels good brah :^)

Being handed everything with almost no effort is really nice. My favourite part is telling people about my elite Uni, the events I've organised and the sports I do, they're always really impressed and it boosts my ego

Just b urself

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How you holding up elders?
Are you still alive?

>>35842630
GET IN HERE OLDFAGGOTS

BUMP THAT SHIT UP ELDERFAGS

>>35842616
Looking at your own face in the mirror can cause you to depersonalize depending on how fucked your brains are.

If they are like mine, for example, that can be quite some shit.

>>35842639
Yeah, exactly. You depersonalize and derealize. It's like first stepping outside my body then after staring at the same environment it is like I step out of this reality

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I actively avoid mirrors
I hate reminding myself i exist like this, and remembering i have such a grotesque physical form that isn't like the mental image i have of myself

>>35842579
if dubs you smear chocolate on your balls and jerk off into a tub of peanut butter

then you eat the chocolate

Dubs and I do

if dubs, op gets banned forever

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>>35842410
saved desu also fuck off with those books you nerd go play video games or football

>>35842410
Slaughterhouse-Five is really good.

>>35842410
Literally anything by Alasdair Reynolds, Eon by Greg Bear, Gridlinked by Neal Asher. Can you please post more of that fat cowtits qt now??

>>35842405
Dad didn't spend enough time with me, never taught me how to be social and out going

>>35842405
>my dad is quite autistic too
>realize he is just better looking and that makes him go unnoticed in this aspect

>>35842405
i slept in my parents bed until i was almost 13...

how can you tell this is not my real me?

>>35842360
shut your facehole, asuka
youre worst girl and your mother killed herself rather than be around you

>>35842360
>asukafag makes shitty thread
Like pottery

>>35842287
sounds like a weirdo if they can't grasp social convention. you know you're not the only weirdo, right? the real weirdos are the ones that never let on how much weirder than you they are.

>>35842287
She literally stood by your desk in silence for multiple minutes? She's probably even more of a weirdo than you.

>>35842337
>sounds like a weirdo if they can't grasp social convention. you know you're not the only weirdo, right? the real weirdos are the ones that never let on how much weirder than you they are.

I mean they act like normal people. Talk to a lot of people, have lovers, go out socially.

I just can't understand.

No

Milo Origionapolous

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>>35842270
>Do you think you'II make it to 30, robots?

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Yeah. Eight years away. My steam buddy is the only thing keeping me going right now desu

Its the cum. Cum has a strong odor, and women have a much stronger sense of smell than males. Only masturbate into the toilet and wash your hands and foreskin with soap immediately afterwards.

>>35842690
it's definitely not cum because it smelled before I even moved into this place

Clean all hard surfaces with a diluted bleach solution.
Spray all other surfaces with vodka.
This should kill any bacteria/fungi that might be causing this.

Check your air vents / any area surrounding windows for a source and clean them.

Keep room tidy. Isolate smell sourced to closed lid containers (laundry and garbage)

If none of this works could maybe something died in your walls.

Finally, keep air freshener handy to use periodically before guests come over. Also a scented candle (pick a non-feminine scent) will also help a lot. Best scent for air freshener/candle is something like "fresh laundry/linens" or something outdoorsy, closer to a "spring meadow" than an "alpine forest".

GL friendo.

Your diet doesn't matter, you will always be a fat fuck whether your fooling yourself into believing that you are getting better or not.

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>>35842262
>clothes feel tighter and snugger
>yell at mommy for shrinking them in hot wash
REEEEEEEEE I DEMAND COLD WATER AND DELICATE LOW HEAT CYCLE ONLY YOU FUCKING COW!

>>35842262
should be drinking water you retarded fat fuck

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>>35842244
>Redpill
A harsh, but important to know truth

>Bluepill
Nice and comforting lies

We get the terms from the Matrix movies, where Morpheus offers Neo either a redpill, the truth, or the bluepill, his "normal" life.
Nice double dubs btw.

>>35842299
Thank you so much. Knew it was from matrix but couldn't quite pin it down because I couldn't remember. :)

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>>35842322
Always happy to help, dear anon. Also, again, nice dubs.

>>35842166
The correct universal term is slut.

>>35842166

Roastie is an umbrella term and fitting

'Cunts' pretty much sums them all up above the age of 12