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>So tell me anon, why are you sitting by yourself? It's lunch time, you should be sitting with your friends!
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fuck, thank god we didnt have lunch time in our highschool, hidding in the backyard every break was pathetic enough for me
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>>35878902
Either i lunch with some normies i """" know"""" or i just leave and don t eat cuz i don t want other people to see me alone and to make fun out of me ;(
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H-hey guys, can I...can I s-sit here?

Wh-who wants to be in my b-band?

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You people are so sad it's fucking funny. The only reason I come to this site is so my girlfriend and I can laugh at you faggots. You're all a bunch of sperglord mongoloids with a "why me" superiority complex. You racist, sexist bitches deserve everything you get. Post your faces or your life stories so I can post it on Reddit so us "normies" can get a good laugh.
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>>35878846

Sure Chad, now get a razor and slit those radial arteries.
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>>35878846
and remember Chad
sideways for atention
longways for results
also ur waifu is trash
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>>35878846
You ain't triggering anyone but fags chad

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I met this cute girl, she really likes me, wants to fuck etc, the only problem is she is really fucking weird.

She honestly, unironically believes in demons, spirits, astral projection and all that paranormal crap, it's all she talks about. At first I thought she was joking but she literally believes people can summon demons. I feel like I'm talking to a warlock character from a video game, she uses words like grimoire and demon names all the time.

How do I convince her this isn't real, she keeps responding with you can't prove demons don't exist and that I should open my mind.
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>>35878845
She's wrong and not wrong, she's right about demons and magick existing but she's more than likely looking into the wrong things.
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>>35878845

Don't do it, her believing in those things is an indicatior, that she

A) Has an IQ below 75, i.e. too stupid to know what stds are or how contraception works

B) Has serious mental problems, that go far deeper than just her being superstitious.
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I knew a girl exactly like her.

Her boyfriend lived like pic related.

You're on easy mode! Get all up in there and mold her to your standards.

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Why do white boys make such good traps?
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>tfw white boy won't make a good trap

Kill me now
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>>35878818
Hopefully in a year I'll make a good trap
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>>35878818
Wait, they do?

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>talking to girl in uni class ive known on and off since high school
>in class as usual just listening to the lecture
>glance her way and notice her ankle
>i see what looks like a tattoo, too good detail to just be a drawing or a fake one
>immediately start to lose interest

am I wrong for deeming the tattoo a huge red flag?
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>Ankle tattoo
That screams roastie slut trying hard to 'live it up', but is too scared to go all the way and get a proper tattoo. In other words she's a slut, but not the good kind because she's in denial.
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Yes OP.

Thats a huge generalization.

Generalizing situations makes you a retard.
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>>35878681
Not wrong at all.

The tattoo is just an "accessory", and therefore you'd be an "accessory" as well.

No true meaning or emotional attachment, just something that looks cool and awesome until the novelty wears off.

Just like she'll upgrade from you to a better guy, she'll have modifications made to her tat in a short amount of time.

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Here's to you, Eliza Horan
Rest forever here in our hearts
The last and final moment is yours
That agony, is your triumph

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eI5QPuPJpfg
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>>35878662

that's my favourite Captain Autismo channel !!
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>>35878662

Makes me mad seeing a young girl clearly suffering such mental torment. I can see the pain in her eyes and it resonates deeply.

I just want to take her parents and shake them and shout at them and demand to know why they allowed this to happen to her. They have the resources to have prevented this. It's not like they were crack heads or anything.

The tragedy is that so much of this pain and misery was preventable through peaceful parenting. Instead, she is forced to endure the agony of an uphill battle because of their neglect and abuse, just like so many of us here.

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Ever had an encounter with a normie who had 'mental illness' and such?
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>>35878629
I wonder if I should kill myself every day, and I don't say I'm "depressed"

Anyone claiming mental illness on the internet needs to be put down.
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I am clinically depressed but I hate it. I'm also a normie but I come to this board to lurk and not post I enjoy the content here but it always puts me in a spiral of emotions good and bad. I don't ever post on the internet really about it. The only people that know are my parents and girlfriend. I would never use the diagnoses as a defining trait of my personality I feel like that is so stupid
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>>35878629

>social anxiety
>I don't want to go to the bathroom because everyone will stare.

Fuck me normies are retarded.
I remember picking up someone elses order at KFC because I panicked when the employees talked to me.

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Why are half asian women always so hot?
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>>35878621

Because they get the best of both worlds, looks of a white chick and feminine features of an asian girl.
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>>35878621
Is that supposed to be a mixed girl? She looks fully white.
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>>35878788
She is half asian. She looks more asian in some photos pic related.

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>you were born during a time where humans have to work, disease can still kill you and humans age ect.
>all of the problems that plague you today would be obsolete had you been been a few hundred years down the road

Thanks, mom
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>>35878612
>tfw you realize we were born into literally the worst possible era to live in
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>>35878637
>anon typed into 4chan, a website on the world wide web, a place where you can access 90% of manmade information and art, and connect to people across the globe, regardless of language or heritage
boohoo anon's a beta who cant get a gf life's so hard
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>>35878637
I have it worse than you, you're probably american. Can you give me some money?

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27 years old and still a kissless, hugless virgin.

When is the point of no return? How do I get over the fact that I am not only a KV but will also never get a gf as beautiful as pic related even if I tried?
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Where did all my true robots go? This board has become so normie infested.
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>>35878600
Maybe go for a girl that's less beautiful that the pic you posted?
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KV? Don't talk to me unless you're Kissless, Hugless, Handholdless, Eyecontactless, Allmannerofcontactless, Virgin.

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Don't really see any threads around that interest me and can fuel my escapism.
Let's get one going.
Post any form of media that you find comfortable.
Whether it be music, images, videos, etc.
If you wanna talk about something too, I'll always be here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M24svkZoe2g
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Here's a larger version of the image posted.
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Been listening to a lot of lofi hip hop

I like this guys work in particular
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>>35878551
this is a great song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hg14Ocs03xA

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This poor girl hasn't had sex in a week.
A WHOLE WEEK!
SEVEN (7) ENTIRE DAYS!
168 PAINFUL HOURS!

And you think females can't be robots?
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10080 minutes
604800 seconds holy shit how can she even live???
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>>35878536
see, this is a valid reason why women cheat.
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I think I'm on 4 years

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Fembots, why haven't you pierced your nipples yet?

>keeps them erect all day so they constantly rub on your bra
>feels super nice
>feeling super nice and slightly aroused more often will probably increase your appeal to cute boys
>boys think it's hot and like playing with them with their tongues

I await your shitty arguments against having your nipples pierced.
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doesn't that affect your ability to breast feed?
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Waste of good tits. Just wear clamps.
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>>35878488
>boys think it's hot and like playing with them with their tongues

You absolute fucking liar. Pierced nipples are the worst thing a woman can do to her boobs. It ruins the whole boob area.

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Rate my drawing and give constructive criticism pls. I know the proportions are all off but I don't know specifically what to fix.
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>>35878466
>>>/ic/2917551
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Try drawing the form by itself before trying to draw the character/costume/accessories all at once. Check out some tutorials on drawing the skeletal structure/different poses/how muscle and fat hangs. It's easier to draw people when you understand how their parts fit together and break it down into shapes/angles.
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>>35878491
I'm not that good, dude. Those "beginners" seem to have been drawing for a long ass time

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Sum up your life with a photo you took.
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>>35878462

inb4 pic of someones micro dick
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>>35878462
Fat piece of shit reporting.
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>>35878507
Height and weight?
fatblox

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