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>>36045098
>uni feels
>not being able to survive the EASIEST fucking time in your life

Literally go to class, do your chem homework and get over yourselves.

>>36045161
jesus dude, you're rude

>>36045161
>uni is the easiest time of your life

Nice meme bro. You know the classes are all bullshit right? It's not about the amount of time Uni takes, which is absolutely minimal. It's the fact that almost every class is useless, and you're just trudging through boring garbage to get a piece of paper.

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>>36045068
Is there an Elliot Rodgers post ?

>>36045068
Well I've had sex with a woman and not sperged out and murdered innocent people

Got him beat there

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If you're an autistic anxious sperglord then no, women will not want you

he's also pretty fucking ugly

Not a huge anime guy but try Space Dandy

As far as music goes, last time I robotripped it was to Feels by Animal Collective. Highly recommended. Second half in particular had me melting.

>>36045033
Watch Serial Experiments Lain on DXM

I always watched Shugo Chara while using dxm. Then I'd just listen to anime osts for a few hours.

>>36045003
If you have homosexual fantasies, then you are not straight. Accept it.

>tfw gay and fantasize about seducing a "straight" guy
>tfw deathly afraid of intimacy after my ex

>>36045032
I'm fuckign straight faggot, fuck off

>>36044915
>go to store
>buy cigarettes
>????????????????
>profit

>>36045014
I don't have a car. I live 10 miles out of town and I'm to fat to walk

>>36045082
>I live 10 miles out of town and I'm to fat to walk

do you live on a farm?

>>36044911
Congrats on turning 14

>>36044911
We know

Congratulations anyway

4chan as a whole is alt-right wing.

:B ISH CALLED

TECHNICALLY-=3

welpz

they also spit and spray while talking, nonchalantly picking their nose as they stare into your eyes.

>>36044878
No clue there must be some reason for it though, it is really noticeable. Anytime you see the cringe comps rolling, half of them be sounding like that. Meanwhile irl I hardly meet anyone who sounds like that.

>>36044907
Sounds romantic desu

>>36044849
Some of that. Not the whole weak genetics bit.

I'm merely cursed with bad luck.

>>36044849
They're mostly telling me that all my friends absolutely hate me.

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>4% battery
Desu

>>36044807
bump am I the only robot who has to deal with this

>>36044807
Have you tried telling your dad that he's retarded?

>>36045217
That's not going to work. You're assuming that this is a person who can be reasoned with.

My dad is a pretty smart guy, but he's also a spineless beta around most people, and I think people walk all over him at work so he comes home and uses me as his emotional punching bag to let off steam.

>>36044796
needs to get fit bad.

>>36044796

Honestly if he just shaved and took care of that acne he could at least be a 7

>>36044820
Fuck off, 7 is attractive, he will never be attractive to anyone with that face.

>>36044779
>>>/b/
I don't know if this is a bait or not , I do not give a shit just go away.

>>36044779
youre cute (:

original

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dont trip ]
nno

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>>36044730
What happened anon?
Your first mistake was falling for a 3d woman

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>>36045688
Story: My girlfriend and I (both 19) are in college. The relationship is great and we honestly do love each other. Anyway yesterday we were at my apartment, both drinking a lot. We got into a fight over something and she left to go somewhere else, I couldn't reach her at all and I'm texting her about the argument and she texts me that it's over, nothing like this has ever happened before btw, we've never threatened breakup over anything so this really shook me, I immediately started looking for her and about half an hour later she texts me that she "fucked up". I walked to her apartment to find her very emotional, clearly having just cried super heavily, and she tells me that after she texted me it was over she had been invited into a guys place to see a dog and it led to about one minute of sex before she started bawling and stopped him and demanded a ride home. She says it's the biggest mistake of her life and I genuinely do believe her, she's also never cheated on anyone before I know that for a fact so this isn't part of a bigger pattern. We both want to work through it but I feel so betrayed and just totally crushed. Any advice would be super appreciated.
TL;DR- Girlfriend got drunk, mad and broke up with me over text (she didn't actually want to break up at all though) and in that time cheated on me. She stopped the guy after one minute of sex crying and demanded a ride home, she told me what happened and I want to know how to work through it because we do love each other.

>>36045842
You're a cuck and a faggot nad you're only 19. Ge over it.

>>36044710


Why should I have faith if it doesn't make any sense.

>omg it's not supposed to make sense you just have to have faith

dumb. literally on the level "just bee urself".

Because i dont believe

>>36044762
It does make sense, you're just too stupid to understand.

>>36044661
>tfw she always laugh at my jokes
>tfw she always toughes me
>tfw im too autistic to ask for a date

i ruined it robots

stop looking at her social media, if you are in any contact with her in real life or online completely cease that contact

>>36044661
make a move... or wait you are a beta robot, better to kill yourself... or get over her and forget that you ever felt anything

>>36044642
none here desu

>>36044642
I'm pretty certain that you are well aware you came to the wrong board to do so

>>36044642
Wanting to talk to biological girls on 4chan and let alone on /r9k/ that's laughable. Best you can do here is a tranny.