>"We're going to dissect you, Femanon, to see what makes you tick."
Why is maledom/do-s so trending in Japan right now...? I miss girl-fanservice of slim men crying and getting chained up
>>36061155
>tfw good cuckquean porn doesn't exist
This makes me hella mad. Almost all male on female ntr/cuckquean porn out there is just threesomes. Which is boring and a turn off.
There's no porn where a man cheats on his unattractive, repulsive female friend/gf for a hot woman, and she's forced to watch and witness her own inadequacy.
>>36061259
Y-You can chain me up and make me cry if you want...!
i'm a senior in highschool with a 1.4 gpa. what's the best bet for a college education. i thought about going to the local community college for 2 years and actually trying and transferring to a 4 year school.
You can't even graduate high school with that lmao
>>36061062
Join the military and get your shit straightened out.
>1.4
Is that even passing?
I guess you could probably get into some community college, but if that's the best you can do, I'd suggest looking at vocational school.
What the fuck? I'm 20 years old and I can't open this jar of sliced peaches. What the fuck is going on here, is there some sort of secret technique? Did I skip working something out at the gym? How do I open this I just want to eat some peaches.
Pic related, the jar looks extremely similar to it.
>>36061014
grip strength, also don't have sweaty hands.
>>36061014
Put a dry towel over the jar and try again
No need to thank me
Wrap an elastic around the rim and try
>tfw neetbucks day today
What do you spend yours on robots? Might splash out on some vidya sales.
>>36060965
Get a job fag
Do it,
I have $550 good boy point saved up dubs decides what I buy
>>36060965
how to get neetbux in US? requirements?
I don't fit in anywhere or with anyone, robots.
I always, no matter what, no matter what group of people I'm with or what activity I'm doing with other people, even posting on this God-forsaken website, feel like just enough of an outsider to never be comfortable doing anything that involves others. I only go to Uni for 4 days a week for 3 classes (thank God), but I always just sit there waiting for the professor to finish so I can leave and go back to my dorm. But when I'm here, I just shitpost until late at night when I come to this board to actually say something meaningful, not that anybody fucking cares, and wish I were with other people not sperging out memes and being retarded in general. Also my roommate is an asshole and I hate being alone in a room with him. Fuck you Joseph I know you browse this shithole, too.
I'm too casual for some people, too intense for others, too weird, too loud, too shy, too this or that, I'm fat, I smell like shit all the time, I don't even fit in on this fucking website.
>not """redpilled"""(retarded) enough for /pol/
>not an oldfag
>too old to be a newfag
>somewhere in between a normalfag and a robot
I'm just an outsider to everything and everyone. I'm too much of an aspie to feel like I belong anywhere. I can't even identify with other autists most of the time because they're just too fucking much of what I hate about myself. The only person I can even tolerate is my friend Skylar, another fucking aspie like me. I don't even like fucking talking to people but I have to pretend so that I'm not 100% completely alone. But I can't even pull it off in real life, I just spaghetti. I have to pretend to like people over text. Even if I put on the "I'm fine" mask and bullshit everyone, it's better than the alternative.
>Mfw too autistic to express how I feel in any meaningful or helpful way so I use a picture of a fucking frog
>>36060857
you fit in fine here, anon
>welcome to hell
>>36060857
>being in uni
Get out normalfaggot
>>36060875
Never feels like it.
>you had a gf in 7th grade reeeeee get off of my board, chad.
I know most people are memeing but being told I don't fit in just fucking cuts me more than it does for most people.
somewhat ex robot here, ask me anything
fuck off
chief keef lookin ass
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>>36060806
lmao you cant roast for shit
>>36060806
Damn y you jus go in on my mans like that tho
Yo ass tweakin baka
>be a timid introvert
>Don't talk much
>Everyone thinks you're a fucking asshole and avoids you
Wake me up from this nightmare
Why people are like this?
>>36060787
Because humans are social animals, and noncommunicable humans that don't smile trigger an alert system
>>36060817
But I'm not all that quiet when I get more comfortable around people. Only problem is I need help from the people to be more comfortable around them. Some inclusiveness
STOP SUGGESTING ME YOUNG TURKS VIDS YOUTUBE YOU COCKSUCKING JEWS
>>36060675
welcome to 2017, kill yourself
Scroll over the vid. Three little dots will show up, (just like your genitals) Click the dots and hit the not interested option. Problem solved.
>>36060675
STOP SUGGESTING STEPHEN KEKBERT AND CASEY KEKSTAT YOU FAGGOT JEWS
>>36060693
Literally doesnt work
If it's official that starting 2018 companies are gonna sell our internet privacy/history/etc, how fucked are you anons? I've heard they'll as well check this year's activity, but can't confirm how true that might be. Only thing I'm worried about is all that Loli doujin material.
Pic related
heres a pro-tip
they could already do it
obama just tried to pass a thing which made them ASK you before they did it.
And it never even started before it was repealed.
Which means literally nothing changed and your browsing history has been getting sold for years and years.
So, enjoy that.
I don't have anything illegal to hide so I'm gonna try to be a proud pedophile if I get outed.
Whelp, time to proxy up.
I dont even care about bullshit woman problem
Being wageslave consume 80% of your life even if theres a hot 9/10 waiting at home
Cant handle working so much just to scrappe by, just fucking die already
>>36060648
Thisis the exact and precise truth.
>>36060648
A farmer that doesn't sow doesn't reap, and starves. Think of it like that. It's an extension of how we used to live, to work to survive. However whether or not we need to be doing as much in the modern era im not sure. We still need people to upkeep roads, keep the power running, police, firemen, electricians. You want people to keep your internet working. How much can be automated though? A lot of it might also depend on where you live, first or second world country. In addition, we might have some robots, but America isn't the world. Africa is one giant shithole and the nation with the second largest population is an unironic literal shithole. There is a lot of work that needs to be done until we can reach the way you think things were, it seems.
>>36060648
It's a life of suffering but without neetbux or mother/father to pay for me what am I to do anon?
>chad or stacy eats a meal
>satisfied, they have another meal 6 hours later
>I eat a meal
>hungry half an hour later
but thin genetics totally don't exist...
It's just habit, like almost anything else in human behaviour, habituate your body and you can even spend whole days eating very little.
>ask for actual help for losing weight
>hurr durr just eat less bruh
>>36061306
That's literally how you do it.
Do you think you could give up porn for a week?
>>36060488
if i was given some incentive
>>36060488
NO AND YOU CAN'T MAKE ME
notoriginal
>>36060495
What do you have to lose? It's not like it's a week wasted.
>2:30am
>just now starting the 3 page essay due in four hours
>>36060467
that's what happens when you're a lazy asshole
>>36060483
it is unavoidable
>1:30 am
>have two exams today
>didn't go to one of the classes at all, slept through the other one every day because /stayeduplatedrawingadamlanza/
>didn't read the book or study
>didn't go to any classes yesterday
i've just been lying in bed and rereading that part in gantz where izumi shion kills a lot of people over and over for the past 3 days. i've probably reread that part 20 times by now.
I have a strange feeling the only reason the war in Syria is garnering any sympathy in the USA is because the kids and people that live there are generally like an off white.
There's so much terrible shit going on in other countries, but there's not much of an out cry because the kids aren't European enough.
It sounds really fucked up, but I can't stop thinking about it. So many wars in the Congo that no one said anything over.
It's easier for the populace to envision their own children, so their politicians pay more attention.
Syria's right next to Israel you dumb nigger, of course Americans will make a big deal out of the shit that goes on there. Their greatest ally is at stake.
>>36060429
I don't mean political importance (it's virtually a proxy war). I mean sympathy for the populace that die in Syria.
>>36060497
People are sympathetic because the media reports on it non-stop, and political importance is exactly why it gets so much coverage.
>Can't get into the psychiatric nurse until May
Ahahahahaha fuck I don't know if I can survive until then
My therapist wants me to have less suicidal thoughts as a goal, but is that something I even have control over?
>>36060380
enjoy the meds
>>36060380
Its easy. Just stop thinking about yourself all the time.
Stop being such a little bitch