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>tfw cute 14 year old cousin is coming to visit for a couple days
>have to sleep in the same room as her and my sister because lack of space
>we're going to be around each other for most of the time as well
what do i do guys? she's going to be here in about an hour. i don't want to sperg out or do anything creepy but it's so fucking difficult please help me
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>>36241906
when in doubtcum inside her mouth
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don't make it weird
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How old are you if your parents will let you sleep in the same room as a 14 year old?
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>mfw 4 day easter weekend coming up
what are you guys doing with your time off?
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Praising Jesus for saving us by dying on a cross..
Also playing Megaman and watching anime.
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>Americans will work on the long weekend
HAHAHHAHAHHA
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>mfw end of semester exams are in the middle of Easter
Why, just why
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/britfeel/ World War 3 Is Coming Edition 2017-04-13 07:43:31 Post No.36241751
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/britfeel/ World War 3 Is Coming Edition
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Who do you think will win this one, lads?
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>>36241751
USA always, even if every other country including its current allies ganged up against it.
You still forgot to cross out March.
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>>36241751
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The Ship
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>There is a man who's got your back
>Even though some folks call him a quack
>His arrest caused quite a shock
>"Not our kind and caring, friendly doc?!?!"
>He can tell when his patients are down
>From him you cannot hide your frown
>He's seen it all, many times before
>Some people, they could take no more
>So you'll come to him, when life's lost it's thrills
>You'll ask for him for some happy pills
>But he'll put you, forever to bed
>With a lethal dose of morphine instead
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what happened to poleaboo. i'm worried
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I hate Europe. I hate Europeans. I hate their sense of entitlement, I hate their egotistical elite thinking. I'd be the happiest person on Earth if Europe was destroyed.
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You could replace "Europe" and "Europeans" in that statement with almost any other place and people and it would work just as well, try to be more unique in your rage
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>>36241718
No, I really hate Europeans.
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>>36241694
I'm with you on this, anon. I especially just can't fucking stand British people. Learn to fucking talk for blimey sake you stinky cunts!
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I really hate women, I really hate modern society (((men))) for enabling women to become whores with overinflated ego and bitchy attitudes.
Men have forgoten how to be manly and we enable women to step over us.
Women are nothing then just men with defect, women are not able to comprehand abstract thoughts and relations in nature to form and create logical truth as men did.
They are nothing more then followers or trained monkies, if women are in high fields as mathematics and engineering its not because she understands the core of nature but she was just being trained as dog to follow instructions.
Since we fucked up legal system to be against us we have way to fight modern women.
RULE # 1
NEVER EVER IN ANY Circumstance marry women. MARRIAGE is LEGAL TRAP designed to favor women and to hold levrage over you.
RULE # 2
NEVER EVER trust women for her ability to be loyal, they are animals and they will leave you soon as they find better option.
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because the age of consent is so high all girls subconsciously learn that men are cuckolds
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Even if you never marry the bitch a lot of places will still give her all your shit if she splits if you've been together long enough.
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>>36241673
It's another Jewish trick. We've been told this a million times.
I decided to set a new rule for myself: never eat alone. It may help me become closer to my family, and, I think, eventually my hunger will lead me to some new friends or even a gf.
Has anyone here ever tried it? What are the pros and cons?
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>>36241666
Good plan. We have a rule in our family that we no matter what our individual schedules are during the day, we get together for family dinner at night. It does help keep you close as a family.
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>>36241666
If I did that I would die of starvation.
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>>36241666
Sounds like it might work. Are you just going to sit down with strangers in mall cafeterias?
Some problems I can see with this is that when you're hungry, your priorities change. You'll stop thinking about your new rule once yor blood sugar goes down enough.
Personally, when I was fresh into college, I would never eat alone, because I didn't want to look like that loser sitting alone. After the first year, I ate all my meals alone. It got me into eating the same time everyday, eating healthier, and spending a lot less time on meals. I used to spend 30 minutes to an hour eating with people each meal. Now it's down to 5-10 minutes per meal.
So wagie, tell me about the anger and stress management counseling you have been doing
Do NEETs still anger you? Do you still feel the urgent need to talk about your contribution to society? Do you rationalise your weekly slaving away? Talk to me.
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i work because i need to work and if i didn't work i would die
i cant get on the bux because im not disabled and because i have previous history showing im perfectly capable of holding down a job
happy now?
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I work a lot but I guess I sort of like my job and in less than 15 months I'll be making at least 200k
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>>36241636
I am sorry to hear that. Do you enjoy your job?
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These are my test results for aspie test thing. What does this mean for me?
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>it drew a brain
You are to intelligent for the neurotypical scum
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>>36241602
Am I god now?
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>>36241670
>Ann I god now?
You have gone even further beyond
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>tfw you don't even like white girls
>tfw just want a chocolate gf
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Good, now stay that way
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>>36241491
Oh boy another white boy complaining about the Black man stealing his women when he can literally have any black woman he wants while white women want nothing to do with niggers who aren't Tyrone
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>>36241525
I wish I was attracted to black girls, I really do. I swipe right on every girl who's not black and I still only match with black chicks
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Why do women use the phrase "fuck me!" as an exclamation? Don't they realise what it sounds like? My big sister always uses it and it throws me the fuck off, I always have to recollect my thoughts and be like 'aherm, right.'
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You can't understand context because you have actual autism
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>>36241400
Gee.. maybe it's because they are worthless cunts?
Someone post that infographic porn vid whete it says womens only value is what men see in them
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>>36241400
Why do men say "I'll fuck you up" to each other? Don't they realize what it sounds like?
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>Ywn be Badass armor clad Stag beetle
>ywn punch other buggos shit in
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>>36241399
Beetle bro Giving All expense tickets to supplex city
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iktf anon. Big beetles are the kings of insects. Small lions, essentially. But better equipped and armed
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fucking hate hornets
go kabuto powah
How are you supposed to get girls pregnant when all the cum just leaks out of them?
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>>36241364
you need a bigger penis to get the job done.
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>>36241375
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaa
op literally slice your wrists and fuck off.
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You have to hold your penis against the very end of her vagina when you cum or ya it will all leak out like pic related
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ITT: normies getting BTFO 2017-04-13 07:18:20 Post No.36241311
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ITT: normies getting BTFO
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You know the drill, post normieshits getting what they deserve.
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>>36241311
that's just a dude doing a shitty job to pay his bills, what's so normie about? Only neckbeards living in their mom's basement deserbe to live?
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>>36241366
Fuck off you stupid normie fuck god damn why do you even come here? You don't belong here so why waste your time here?
If you have enough skills and confidence to get a job you're a fucking NORMIE. PERIOD.
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>>36241366
Man, what the fuck happened to R9K...
Just kill yourself already
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Time for a field trip, /r9k/
>Go to a board you've never been to
>Bring something back, and tell us which board you found it on
gogogo
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>go to /lgbt/
>get angry over a shitpost
This field trip sucked OP.
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>>36241272
nigger, that's not how a fieldtrip works
dubs determine where we go, and we all hang out there for the rest of the day.
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I visited /ic/. I learned that the Japanese Jews claimed another life: an animator who worked on Naruto and Bleach. Whatever you think of the source material, it's still a crying shame how fucked up karoushi is as a concept.
Your future wife is sucking Chad's dick RIGHT FUCKING NOW. How does that make you feel?
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Same as always, like listening to Beach Boys albums on repeat.
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>your future wife has had another mans cum inside of her
Tthats the real issue imo
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>>36241201
>future wife
>implying any woman would possibly want to associate with me nevermind marry me