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Daily reminder that you CAN help yourself.

No matter how badly you have fucked up your life so far by being a socially isolated shut in, most of you have several decades, at least, left to live. You won't have an ordinary or outstanding life, but always remember that you live in first world countries, and have opportunities that most people born on this planet don't. You can always start today, right now, to change your lifestyle habits, and start working to make a better, happier, healthier life for yourself.

Don't let social failures or faux pas hold you back from striving to get yourself to a better place in your life. Working 8 hours a day for money and healthcare is actually one of the best scenarios life has to offer for those of us who are not born wealthy. We're all going to get old and die one day. It's better to spend one lifetime on honset, hard work and die without regrets, than to squander the time you have on Earth, and die wishing you could do it over. That is the worst feel! One lifetime is not a long time! Help yourself and guarantee yourself a death without fear.
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>Working 8 hours a day for money and healthcare is actually one of the best scenarios life has to offer
Build better scenarios then, that ones is boring.
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>>36305287
It is better than having both your parents dead, and having to work 10 hours a day for a shittier quality of life!
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>>36305184
You live in a world of infinite possibilities. Though the answer is not always in your face, there is always a way forward. The only one keeping yourself in your situation is YOU.

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>Outta the way virgin
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*dissolves into a puddle like the guy from terminator 2*

mind your step, fools
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boys make the best kind of bullies
i wander how often they do hip thrusts
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DUDE LOOK AT MY FUNNY HAT HAHA I'M SO RANDOM XD

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For those who never leave their room, how do you avoid repetition and boredom?
I don't go outside but I get quickly depressed because vidya/anime can't cover escapism.
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>>36305124
>I get quickly depressed because vidya/anime can't cover escapism.
that's where you're wrong buddy
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I embrace it because I'm too apathetic to do anything about it.
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>>36305124
I read books and I picked up coding.

>dad with blatantly unattractive features made me blatantly unattractive.
>ruined my life and submitted me to a hell where everyone disrespects me to my face and treats me like shit. Had the worst experience imaginable in high school and was bullied by everyone because people are lookist.
>he got away with it and expects me to be grateful.
>people will think it's unjust if I kill him.
How is this okay?
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Hah, you are ugly.
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send a selfie of you with timestamp
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>dad with blatantly unattractive features made me blatantly unattractive.
>dad with blatantly unattractive features made me, despite having blatantly unattractive features

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man i miss human conversation, feels like itz been years.. sigh
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>>36305118
Legit haven't stepped out of the house?
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>>36305155

Yes. I order all food here. Usually pizza, wings, chinese food, sometimes subs. I've gained about 90 lbs too. It sucks but It's too late now... nobody remembers me probably.
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Pictures or it didn't happen.
Are wizards even welcome here?

Anon, quit 4chan!
You know you never get anything productive done if you keep using that site.
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Never, small child. Go back to your parents now and be good. I'm a lost cause. Surely you can find someone better?
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>>36305105
idc tbqhwyf (I don't care, to be quite honest with you, family)
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>>36305105
If you were real and my gf I would quit 4chan in 0.1211345 seconds.

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What do you see in this picture?

ps: it's a turkish girl with his new boyfriend.
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i see nothing, unless the dead people.
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I SEE FUCKING NORMIES REEEEEE
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>>36305216
they're turkish.

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>Told some fat bitch online who wanted a big dick that I got 9 inches
>I actually have 3 inches
>Want's to meet and fuck
What do?
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>>36305030
Block her there is no saving this
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>>36305030
Use a snickers bar
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>>36305030
give her the address of a Burger King. she'll forget it ever happened.

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get a load of this loser virgin lol
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based flippin r9k
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>>36305028
> "Fuck off cunts"
> continue on my way because they won't do shit.
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uh why would I be a virgin loser haha

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what's going through your head when you look at this photo?
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I'm gonna call the fucking police on that little girl's parents cuz no child should have that expression unless someone hurt them.
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First: cute! Second: wait... is that a boy?
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>>36304983
c-can we look at a different photo

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draw the funny frog based on your feels
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>>36304972
Feeling pretty down lately.
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look out people, i got a extremely rare pepe right off the press. Please do not steal this is one of a kind.
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The mournful gourmand

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I'm writing something and want to show it to my fellow robots. Would anyone care to read it? Sorry for asking for validation.
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>>36304942
Show us

Origano
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>>36304942
you've got my interest op
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Sorry for getting back late, please tell me what you think.

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>mom and dad come home drunk at 1am with my dumb cunt aunt and some poor fag who just got divorced

I swear to fucking god ive never been so tempted to grab my rifle and dump a clip into these fucking faggots

THEY WONT SHUT THE FUCK UP HOLY FUCKING SHIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>36304938
suck it up pathetic faggot
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Are they swinging?
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>>36304957
FUCK YOU IM TRYING TO FUCKING READ

THEYVE BEEN HERE ALL FUCKING DAY AND THEN THEY LEFT AND JUST GOT BACK

THEY NEED TO STOP BEING SO FUCKING INCONSIDERATE AND KILL THEMSELVES

>>36304958
NO THEIR JUST FUCKING DISGUSTING FAGGOTS WHO NEED TO BE KILLED

>try to find a fitting pepe
>my rage folder is gone

JUST FUCK MY SHIT THE FUCK UP
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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I just came inside a pillow, ask me anything
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>>36304935
D-did it feel good? That sounds hot
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>>36304960
It was ok the stuffing was a little rough from previous times but felt fine regardless.
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>>36304935
That cleanup sounds impossible desu

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She is pure, knowledgeable on vidya, politics and loves to cook. She is also intelligent having did STEM programs in college.


You are free to do anything as long as it is not sexual. Doing lewd things will get you banned.


What do you do?
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Play video games together until I get so motion sick I pass out
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>>36304890
play vidya by myself

tell her to cook me dinner and use her vidya knowledge to spoonfeed me when it is most convenient

tell her to cuddle me too because cuddling isn't lewd if you both have clothes on
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>>36304936
>cuddle

That is a lewd thing anon. She realizes you are a creep and this opens the door for her beta orbitor to swoop in for the kill.

What's your move? How do you compete with this

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