>Told some fat bitch online who wanted a big dick that I got 9 inches
>I actually have 3 inches
>Want's to meet and fuck
What do?
>>36305030
Block her there is no saving this
>>36305030
Use a snickers bar
>>36305030
give her the address of a Burger King. she'll forget it ever happened.
>>36305030
Tell her you accidently converted to metric and confused the numbers
>>36305047
Well I mean you could show up with one of those monstrous sized dragon dildos and say hey, i heard you like BIG. How's 14 inches with a 4 inch diameter?
Say that you identify as a well endowed genderfluid person.
If she gets mad, tell the fat fuck she's a filthy bigot.
>>36305030
Shit I was supposed to write 6 inches not 3 (OP)
>>36305030
you need a stuntcock