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They don't give good pills anymore until you have gone through at least 3 or 4 runs of meme pills.

Basically they are going to send you to talk therapy with a roastie or old fag man and give you an ineffective drug that makes it impossible for you to cum ever again.

>>36348133
There's no cure for depression that they can give you, but that won't stop them taking all your money and putting you on a shit-ton of drugs that don't work.
Do yourself a favour; cancel the appointment. They can't help you, but you can help yourself. Go out and do stuff. It doesn't matter what, as just merely by virtue of you doing something, your depression will fix itself.

>>36348133
just get a job, start hanging out with people, and working out.

denial is a thing

Shameless bumpumb

I'm kinda in the same boat, OP. The funny thing is that my parents believe that I'm not the depressed kind of guy, because I'm pretty good at hiding what I feel. My brother is the "problem child" of the family, goes to a psychiatrist, etc, while I'm the exemplary older brother who goes to college and just likes a little too much being by himself. Truth is, I probably need going to a psychiatric just as much, if not more, than my brother, but I don't wanna add an extra burden to my parents, who besides all of that are going through the early stages of getting a divorce.

>>36348106
As long as she didn't shit her self everywhere and her body was still warm.
I have very high standards for 10/10s though
We are talking Scarlett Johansson in her prime
Also I'm pretty degenerate

>>36348106
>necrophilia and desecration of a dead body at best
>rape and murder at worst
Never ever.

>>36348143
10/10 means she is perfect looking there is no less pretty 10/10

>>36348091
Weren't you 16 in the last post ?
So it wasn't bait and you are an actual underage gay kid.

>>36348315
Oy vey goyim, the levels of irony are intensifying

>that music taste
what a faggot
also CHI

>>36348062
6.5"
200 lbs
11 US

>>36348062
>7"
>156
>I live in a third world country and no one uses shoe size here.

7'
155
11 and a half or 12 depending on the brand.

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Bumping so robots see a very important thread!

im too high test to become a twink and too gay to work out

Why do all the beta males have thin lips? Referring to pic related

>>36347882
Maybe although I'd probably cut down the time I lurk here 10 fold. I learn a lot of interesting stuff here. It's like digging for gold.

>>36347882
I only lurk here when I visit my parents and I'm in my hometown, even though I live in a city that people call a suicide hub.

The closer I get to normalfagdom, the less I post.

Funnily enough, the more successful I'm at life, the less I post and the more (You)s I get.

>>36347828
Latinas are short too. Stop trying to race mix you faggot.
t.5'10 beaner

>>36347828
go back. so fucking easy

>>36347828

>Surrounded by qt latinas
>Complaining on r9k

Just end yourself ese.

>>36347625
>Now, now, which toppings shall we get on these?? hmmmm"

My cum

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>>36347625
I don't want 3D bitches, and stop posting these threads shithead.

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>>36347625
>Now, now, which toppings shall we get on these??
>>36347625

whichever ones fit your manically carefully maintained public image

>Stop caring about what other people think
You won

>>36347587
>be muscular
>beat the shit out of them

>>36347782
>implying muscle = strength

Do some maths, I suggest some calculus (at whatever level you can deal with).

>>36347548
Programming is more useful as a self taught skill
Maths is more useful as a degree

some programming unless you feel like doing maths.

>tfw been working on my programming project for weeks now
>haven't done any maths in 2 whole weeks woaaahhh

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>>36347548
alternatively you could study some physics

just a thought!

Maths + physics + programming = holy trinity of superior STEM master race

This is the best show on tv other than samurai jack.

it's valuation you fucking europoor

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>Look I like what you're doing here, I like that you're ignoring traps, but I think you're going in the wrong direction with picking 2d over 3d
>I'll offer you a 7/10 loyal gf for free, the only contingency is that you have to come to my house and fuck my wife every other weekend
>What do you say?

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Don't give the desperate chinks on this board the hope that girls will ever like asian men.

>>36347399
But asians are terrible kissers.

>>36347413
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUDyieDW4TA

This vid kind of begs to differ

>>36347372
>pol
>christians
pick one and ONLY one

>>36347406
Yeah, okay, they're not xXxXx_TRU_INRI_xXxXx because they don't celebrate the Feast of St. Apocrypha, but my question fucking remains.

this isn't even pol

>>36347341
2 cats. Cats are somewhat solitary but they do get lonely if you leave them home alone all day every day. Getting a second cat can give your first one much more exercise.

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>>36347341
why are they staring at me like that?

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>>36347341
Two cats are best. They can keep each other company when you're busy or away. If you have to go out of town, you can leave two cats alone together. With one cat, you need to find a human to stop in and keep it some company.