Becoming your own gf

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Bumping so robots see a very important thread!

im too high test to become a twink and too gay to work out

Why do all the beta males have thin lips? Referring to pic related

>>36348046
That could be you! Wearing women's lingerie and a flowing sundress, lipstick and eyeliners your dick leaking precum as your hand covers your erection. Admire yourself! Embrace self love! Cmon anon!

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>>36348046
See the look of adoration in her eye, she loves herself finally! Her hips are filling out and her ass finally fits correctly into her mothers wedding dress. Stay at home, be a NEET and dress up everyday.

>>36348046
This confuse me. If i dress up like girl and give myself a handjob, is it gay?

>>36348243
Stare yourself deep into your eyes and push together your chest fat to create cleavage. Once your handy is done lick the sperm from your fingers. Be a good girlfriend to yourself anon!

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>>36348243
No
But it's hot

>>36348282
Is this the boi from the pic? Who is this?

>>36348046
Thread needs a boost desu.

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>>36348282
Technically I'm giving my bf a handjob so it's gay, but on the other hand* I'm receiving a hsndjob from my gf and that's straight. I'll call it the traparadox

* Pun intended

>>36348282
THIS IS A TRANSBOY NOT A TWINK

DO NOT BE FOOLED