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Like all of my friends, I was still virgin when I started college, and also like all of my friends, I had never even kissed a girl. I wasn't really bothered by this; and whenever I expressed concerns about this to my father, he would always reassure me that I should prioritize my studies first, and everything else in life would follow, including a girlfriend. Like any young Asian boy with little life experience, I trusted my father and did as he advised.
I guess you could say my decision finally paid dividends my senior year of highschool when I was accepted into Stanford's School of Engineering. That was a very momentous point in my life; I had dedicated myself towards my studies and my hard work paid off, but more importantly, I believed if I could apply myself towards finding a girlfriend and losing my virginity while off at college, then surely I could achieve that as well!
College proved be much more difficult than I had anticipated, and I wasn't just overwhelmed with my course work. Socializing and making friends was incredibly challenging for me too! As I quickly discovered, not everyone can relate to studying through breakfast, lunch, and dinner for their entire highschool tenure... literally everyone I met was either into some combination of sports, video games, partying, or something else that, as a studious Asian boy, I could not relate to. To give you an idea of how foreign these activities were to me, my highschool friends and I were more accustomed to discussing advanced physics and mathematical problems!
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helo i have autism will u be my frenf
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By the end of my first quarter, I had made exactly one friend, and it wasn't even a girl. Chad, my dormmate, was a jock of sorts, but he wasn't pompous, or arrogant; in fact he was a pretty nice guy who also enjoyed talking about academic subjects with me and so we were able to relate to one another on some level. By the end of the second quarter, I still didn't make any new friends other than Chad. Luckily, Chad and I were beginning to become better friends which definitely was the highlight of my experience thus far.
By spring quarter, college had become a lot more enjoyable. Not only had I fully acclimated to the workload of a full time college student, but Chad had introduced me to some of the video games he played, and I was able to meet more of his friends through the game! They still weren't really my friends since I would never hang out with them if Chad wasn't around, but I still enjoyed their company. Chad also took me to a few football games with his friends and explained to me what was happening. Apparently we had the best quarterback in the country at that time.
I really appreciated everything Chad did for me, but near the end of spring quarter, he started dating this really cute Asian girl, Mei. This didn't really bother me, but as I became more familiar with my surroundings at Stanford, I observed a very large amount of Asian girls with white boyfriends, relative to the number of Asian men with any girlfriends whatsoever. And believe it or not, this was a complete shock to me; from as early as I can remember, the Asian girls that I knew in middle school and highschool only dated Asian boys (with a few exceptions...). As the quarter went on, I discovered that every single one of Chad's friends (who were all white) had Asian girlfriends too!
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At this point in the year, I was hanging out with Chad and his friends every weekend, whether it was taking a day trip to San Francisco, or just going out to get a bite to eat around Stanford. Inevitable, I became acquainted with Mei and the other Asian girls dating Chad's friends. Mei was really sweet, but some of the other Asian girls were quite mean to me. They'd just love to point out that the Asian guy was the only one who didn't have a girlfriend, or that just how ironic it was all the Asian girls were with white men. And when they weren't trying to demean me, they would make constant humiliating remarks about Asian guys such as "I'd never date an Asian guy because they remind me of my brother!" or "I don't date Asian guys because they don't respect women." I hated those comments so much, such broad generalizations about Asian men, and from my fellow Asian sisters no less, but I was also a very non-confrontational person and at the time too insecure to defend myself so I just kind of forced a smile and laughed along with everyone. Luckily Mei would usually stand up for me, and sometimes even argue with the other girls about what she liked about Asian boys which was really special to me.
Mid-way through spring quarter of my first year, I started developing feelings for Mei. Not only was she sweet to me, but we learned that we were both studying to become computer engineers and so naturally we coordinated to sign up for the same classes and started studying together every day in mine and Chad's dormroom.
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>Be unifag
>Just finished exam, decide to get a latte because why not
>Nearest place is a shitty little cafe on campus
>Not my favorite but go because it's close
>The kitchen is completely open so you can see everything the staff at all times
>there are three woman working in there, all of them are chatting while I wait at the register
>all of them look like pic related, except one who's fatter
>One of them throws her arms over her head like a money to punctuate some unfunny joke
>She has a forest of armpit hair
>Eventually they start getting to work, been waiting for 5 minutes for them to take my order
>One of them takes my order, packs a bunch of esspreso into the espresso maker then gets back to fucking around
>literally leaves the portafilter on the counter, doesn't even bother putting it in the machine
>chats with her friend for a while
>goes back, picks up the portafilter and sticks it in the espresso maker
>It's been 10 minutes since I ordered and she's still not done making a latte
>steams my milk and hands me the my drink
>it's burnt
Why are women so useless /r9k/?
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>>36428972
Pic related should tell you why she took so long.
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>>36428972
That girl is hot
I wish we had that kind of grills in my country
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Females are very, just not for anything beside sex.
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Well robots, if I don't massively fuck anything up looks like I may finally be crawling out of the hole of loneliness.
>be freshman in college
>have class with 9/10, absolutely gorgeous and she has big boobs
>talked and joked with her some throughout semester
>suspected she may have liked me but wasn't positive and thought she was just being friendly
>had to dress up for class today, after she comes in she looks right at me, smiles and says "wow anon, you look really good, like *really* good"
>holyshitshewantsthed.jpg
>had to go to another room for part of the class, once we get there she asks just me where i want to sit and sits down right next to me
>unfortunately had to form into groups right after and not much else happened the rest of class besides joking around some with one another, but still
>planning to get her # next class
I can see the light at the end of the tunnel right in front of me. Wish me luck, robots.
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>>36428966
MmmSzhaa.
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>>36428966
don't worry the optimism will pass
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>>36429052
gonna need some elaboration there buddy boy
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>25 yo attractive, but shy as fuck virgin
>walking to liquor store
>see qt girl maybe 15 pounds overweight off in the distance obviously walking to lose weight
>see her fixing herself when she sees me walking towards her
>"oh shit here we go"
>get closer and start walking like a retard briefly before correcting it
>stare at random objects and parked cars walking quickly
>don't look her in the eye but can feel her eyes on me
All I can think about is her face near my completely nude almond-scented erect cock and balls with what I assume is her musty vag sex smell filling the air
>tfw
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>>36428938
>>get closer and start walking like a retard briefly before correcting it
>>stare at random objects and parked cars walking quickly
>>don't look her in the eye but can feel her eyes on me
Happens to me all the fucking time, whenever I see a girl on the street I avoid eye contact at all costs.
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99% of the guys on here that say they're attractive but still virgins are overrating their looks by a lot
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>>36428998
Well, I'm not really. You'll just have to believe me. I've just always been socially retarded.
I could have had sex way back in middle school but I was too scared.
When women started calling me "handsome" recently it scared me.
Handsome + autistic and socially retarded.
Columbine happened 18 years ago. Kids born on this day would be seniors in this current school year, the same grade eric and dylan were when they executed the shooting.
Where does the time go? I was 17 when it happened, and it doesn't feel like that much time has passed.
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>>36428899
Time flys by when your in the trench coat mafia.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cbg87dcfdi0
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the 90's was a better time
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>born after columbine
>watched the videos and listened to the audio
Eehhhhh. Why does everyone get so wet over this?
Catch me if you can, kiddo!
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>>36428874
AOTY
Onigiri
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>>36428874
Anybody seen the black version that gets played in big cities? kek
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One time that commercial came on and I recognized the voices but when I went into the room and looked at the TV, the characters were niggers instead. WTF
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Last one died. And tbqhwy fampai this is my favorite thread to attention whore.
rate, share feels, dont bulli
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N O R M I E
Better than a roast thread, phoneposting so no pic from me
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>>36428841
very good ideal partner, partner
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>>36428961
too right wing
lazy filling
too religious
nice taste in partner
used to be a comrade
hates my birthplace
6/10
how to make female give the consent so can do sex to it?
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in writing through text/tinder before she sees what an awkward fuck you are
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>Go to a bar.
> Wait till a bunch of chad start hitting on all the hot girls.
>Start a conversation with their DUFF.
It's pretty simple.
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>>36428840
1. Google prostitutes nearby
2. Go to brothel
3. Pay
4. Get consent
My girlfriend of 4 months broke up with me... where did I go wrong /r9k/?
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My experience robots tend to get all autistic in a relationship.
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I've been balling my eyes out the whole day. Fucking kill me
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>>36428810 ur mitake was getting a gf
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I have always escaped into my head. I would live entire lives up there. I would have conversations with someone I knew and would think of replies to anything I could think of them saying. Mostly though I would dream of my future, goals, and aspirations. These were not fantastical dreams filled with whimsy . Rather they were more grounded in reality.
I would have a workshop with a space above where I would live that was small but comfortable. I would spend my free time creating things and using my hands. I would have a cat or a dog that would just keep me company while I worked. Friends would stop by unannounced to relax after a long day. The main focus of these however was usually a woman. She would be creative and come up with ideas of things to make. She would be the designer and I would be the builder. Over all though we were just happy with what we had even if it wasn't much.
Ive had day dreams like this for as long as I can remember. What prompted this introspection was I realized that in these stories I crafted for myself I was in my late twenties or early thirties. I am now in my late twenties. When I was younger I thought something like I dreamed could happen. Now that I am older I realize how unrealistic they were. I might as well have been dreaming of dragons and magic.
Now I don't even know what to daydream about.
It doesnt really feel right to call them dreams at times really.When i was in my early teens they seemed inevitable. When it was in my later teens they were goals. In my early twenties they were maybes.At 29 now I know they really were just dreams.I cant even bring myself to come up with a new set of dreams for when im older. Now that i know what i am able to accomplish.
What I once considered hope for my future I now recognize it for what it truly was, a Fantasy.
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>>36428789
I do this but am only 22 and am now sad.
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>he let his dreams be memes
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>>36428817
just realize that you are more than likely below average and will have a below average life.
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Daily Ballbusting thread. Couple that's been Ballbusting for the past 8 years since we were 13 and 15. Come talk about anything ask anything.
Also something interesting to share... I've never burped in my childhood or adult life Idk how you even make yourself burp.
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do you ever worry you will become infertile
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Hi Kaleb and Cass, like the new tumblr but what happened to the old one?
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>>36428714
Well i never really cared to have children, i have one on the way now so if i become infertile now then i got that one out. Prior to having a child i wasnt worried, it just didnt seem all that realistic
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Whats your reason for not taking the /brown pill/ yet?
>tfw Latina gf
>all that thicc latin booty
>all that traditional Catholic latina woman attributes
>that cookin skill
>that caring nature
>that femininity that only a fan of traditional values could appreciate
Former advocate of white only here. Traditional Latina with strong religious convictions is far better.
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>>36428669
Sir Reg told me to tell you that ain't no brownpill, lad.
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Oy vey!
Irigeor
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>>36428669
UKfag and there are none. I've had to politely ignore the other sort of brown girls who came after me.
Wasn't into them.
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Would you have sex with your daughter if she was really beautiful and wanted your penis?
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>>36428601
Wut if
>Hot
but doesn`t want it
still yes
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>>36428601
>not training your daughter to worship no mans cock except your own.
Its like you don't even know how to be a dad or something
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>>36428601
Protected or unprotected?
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Hasalu hasaholugozi lagivo ziludeluhalu !!!!
HOLULULU
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Hetumecemosero hegiro gykizivo...
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hygisesemoluvo giholu hetumecemosero sekihogygidehegirovo
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Is this that autistic language that guy posted the other day or is it just run of the mill shitposting?
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Why haven't you taken the yellowpill yet, robots?
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>>36428549
As an Asian guy, how do I get an Asian girlfriend?
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>>36428618
be white lol
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>>36428618
Have money.
That's literally all Asian women care about