Last one died. And tbqhwy fampai this is my favorite thread to attention whore.
rate, share feels, dont bulli
N O R M I E
Better than a roast thread, phoneposting so no pic from me
>>36428841
very good ideal partner, partner
>>36428961
too right wing
lazy filling
too religious
nice taste in partner
used to be a comrade
hates my birthplace
6/10
>>36428841
You look and sound like a disgusting piece of shit, OP
>>36428841
>virgin
>no
Lost me there.
>>36428961
more like it, also why the hate
luck on your shit
>>36429010
overthrow erdogan and y'all will be fine again
>>36429028
And Im guessing you are a 17 y/o /pol/ack that cant see human beauty.
>>36429044
I was raped when i was 15.
>>36429055
I was always against him. I hate him and his political agenda, But I dont live in Turkey anymore.
>>36429089
>cant see human beauty
Oh my god, I sure hope you're joking
>I was raped when i was 15.
Well, that explains a lot. I still hope you burn alive in a fire one day, OP
>>36429089
>I was raped when i was 15.
by a man or a woman? probably man.
Sad to hear, but hey, that is fate, what can be done.
>>36428841
Kill yourself you degenerate hippie faggot
If you love Turkey so much why don't you go live there as a blue bearded fairy you bitch? Fucking normies
>>36429089
good
erdogan is the cancer destroying the only even vaguely western islamic cunt
good job posting a template you waste of food
>>36429126
You are too filled with hate buddy
>>36429134
thank you. It was a terrible experience
>>36429139
I love what it used to be when I was little. not anymore. And what is wrong with being a hippie again ?
>>36429153
agreed
>>36429187
I customized mine a bit. I think this is one of the basic ones. also sorry for forgeting to post a template.
>>36429089
>I was raped when i was 15.
Do people even count rape as sex on an emotional level? I've heard convincing arguments otherwise.
>>36429247
I was being bullied in freshman year by a girl. I hated her and she made my life miserable the whole year. She blackmailed me to fuck her. I hated every second of it. she stepped on my dick and called me names.
>inb4 "rape by a girl isnt rape you norman"
yes it is. you've never forced to fuck a girl you wanted to die everyday
>>36429298
was she fat/uggo or hot?
this is important OP
>>36429196
>when I was little
>is literally a fucking teenager
>a non virgin teenager on top of that
Are you purposefully trying to infuriate me you normie piece of crap.
You are the cancer that has murdered this place. You ask what is wrong with being a hippy? I will tell you what's wrong with that: It is listed in the typical symptomatology of the condition called general retardation. Another symptom of the same condition is being to dumb to understand that your kind has never belonged and will never belong here. Now go die in a fire normalfag.
>>36428841
leave owl alone :(
>>36429298
>She blackmailed me to fuck her.
Unless she was threatening to kill you, that isn't rape... That's just immorally coerced sex...
>>36429353
as an answer
>>36429044
>>36428961
both of these anons are 18. yet you decide to pick on me just because I was raped. yeah that means AGAINST MY WILL, imbecile. And dont advocate me that being a radical of any political leaning makes you a bad person. because it doesnt
>>36429298
>I was being bullied in freshman year by a girl. I hated her and she made my life miserable the whole year. She blackmailed me to fuck her. I hated every second of it. she stepped on my dick and called me names.
How oblivious are you. She liked you, but she was just sadistic/dominant. Its an actual fetish you pleb. You literally lived the dream of some anons here.
>>36429765
Im aware of the femdom fetish. Im just not into it. also I was 15 when this happened. And even if she did like me she was a disgusting human being.
>>36429351
she was 6-7/10 in my opinion but I never looked at her with a fantasizing eye. she was the devil in my life.
>>36429787
Yeah but you could have just gone along with it right. No girl is gonna fuck you, let alone force you to fuck her if she isnt getting wet at the thought of your peepee. Girls like that are usually very protective as long as you submit to them, if you just went along with it she might have helped you get out of robotdom.
How are ya'll doing?
Is it me, or these threads die too quickly?
Last thread someone asked me
>Porn: is that what I think it is, anon?
Yes.It.Is.
And regarding the instrument question, I was forced into piano around 5. Dropped it then later came by my own interest. I had teachers on guitar and violin about 7 years ago, I'm self-taught on cello.
I try to practice at least one instrument a day, being single has its perks.
>>36429901
oh shit... did I miss my escape from this hell? I always wahnted a protective gf. I may eventually get used to it. still, she made fun of me and spread gossips about me so everyone stayed away from me.
>>36429942sauce to the porn?
i'm >>36428961 as per usual
>>36429942
great taste in music
same political compass with me
shit taste in porn
amazing taste in the person you want to be and ideal partner
good life choice
9/10
>>36429978
'sup
https://static1.e621.net/data/69/03/69035a30e6ade755197e45f5cdac93dc.jpg
>>36430033
thank
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>>36430033
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>>36429044
checked
flying paint bottles
>>36429974
>still, she made fun of me and spread gossips about me so everyone stayed away from me.
Holy fucking kek dude are you autistic. She is literally trying to eliminate competition to have you for herself. Just from what you have told me here i can already tell you she really likes you and is extremely possessive which means shell be protective as fuck as long as you submit to her.
Also, is she still around?
>>36428841
op can you post this template?
hardly but updated
>>36430175
no. after reading these I wish she was tho. and yes I have slight Asperger.
>>36430210
I cant find the exact template but here is something close to it anon
>>36430219
Thats too bad, if you can ever get back in touch with her, try your luck. Though she might have moved on from it, its worth the shot.
What else did she do to you? Was she ever nice or visibly protective/possessive (other than what you have posted)
>>36430210
here's the exact template
>>36429942
>>36429044
It was me anon, nice seeing you again
>is that what I think it is, anon?
>Yes.It.Is.
Very Patrician taste
oh and you started early with the instruments anon ;_;
>>36430284
She is probably still in Turkey. Im living In US. But I will try to get in touch with hermaybe[spoiler/]
>What else did she do to you? Was she ever nice or visibly protective/possessive
well kinda. she used to find where I was hiding after she bullied meonly when no one else is around[spoiler/] and try to make me calm down. I thought it was just another method of bullying until now.
>>36430440
>well kinda. she used to find where I was hiding after she bullied me only when no one else is around and try to make me calm down. I thought it was just another method of bullying until now.
Did she like hug you or was it more just trying to talk to you to make you feel better ?
And yeah, that seals the deal. She clearly liked you. This is like a one in a million type girl. You fucked up big time man.
>>36430425
As long as you practice everyday, you can become really good. My first 2 years on guitar went from utter-shit to playing Leo Brouwer, nowadays I just play for the lulz.
>>36428841
>turk
>favorite food is not kebab
absolutely haram
>>36428961
what's your favorite civ game?
imo III is top tier
>>36430212
>weapon
is that the shitty M1 substitute?
>>36430858
>shitty
>M1 substitute
>out preforms the garand in every test
>only produced later so not issued as much
Get the fuck out.
>>36430898
>a far less reliable rifle with lots of small moving parts
why not just fanboy over a german gun instead?
>>36430981
>less reliable
>more moving parts
You know nothing about the 1941 johnson do you?
>>36431000
it's literally the reason why the army rejected it, but given those digits I'll concede that it wasn't total crap
>>36431066
No, they rejected it because the contract for the garand was already in. Fucking retard.
Nice get though
I sat and done this for 45 minutes give me (you)s
file size too beeg
>>36431931
this is fun. i see a lot of variants of this chart out there though. well it killed 30 mins
>>36431263
(you) KEK cuck cuck gray duck
>>36432016
thanks, here's three (you)s for (you)
>>36431931
>>36431957
>>36431931
>tfw 4 foot cryptid
>>36428841
>>36428961
>>36429044
>>36429942
>>36430212
>>36430858
>>36431263
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>>36431957
Nothing specific to say about your charts, but some loser sat and looked at them for 10 minutes so have (you)s.
Interesting people.