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>>36544197
This cuck hasn't been relevant for years

I don't remember the last time I got kissed on the lips. I'm pretty sure it might of happened though.

>>36544197
Neither, he's stating that no one wants to fuck someone they don't find attractive, robots don't either.

>>36544180
Because he's a likable jewish man and has a cute wife.

He is an iDubbbz friend

I can't stand him he's awful.

>>36544143
kys you virgin dicklet faggot

>>36544164
tip tep kek

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>tfw used to both frogpost and animepost, the arch enemies of xposting
>now just textpost

Do you not do anything all day?

5'7" and 150lb is actually not too bad OP. Your BMI is like what, 23? It's not ottermode but you're not obese anymore. The fact that you lost 75lb is really amazing.

Take a breather and just eat about 1500 calories a day, you'll lose like half a pound a week.

>>36544116
Anorexia: the post.

>>36544072
u stick benor

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dick goes in butte

Kys faggot

Original comment is original, kys faggot

Ask away, I have nothing to hide.

>>36544060
only if i can bring friends

>>36544060
>would it hurt if I revived this thread?

>>36544042
The basilisk is defeated by saying "if you have harmed anyone else, I will not assist in bringing about your existence."

>>36544922
>pain is weakness leaving the body
>what doesn't kill you makes you stronger
>etc

>>36544964
How is that even related...?

>>36543951
Yea, im not in kindergarten anymore so i dont know this feel

>>36543951
DON'T YOU FUCKING "TEEHEE" AT ME MOTHERFUCKER I'LL STAB YOU IN THE EYE WITH A PENCIL

>not having a non-descript answer prepared for a common and everyday situation like this

Socially awkward girls don't give me the time of day either

>>36543948
Socially awkward cunts get spanked just as frequently as stacies.

The difference is that they play the "snowflake" angle like that kleptomaniac from Breakfast Club.

The only women who are robots are the abysmally ugly, fat, unhygienic bitches who can't find a fuck for ten thousand buck.

They belong in this hell pit with me.

>>36543948
>Do you robots go for socially awkward girls
Yeah, but not because they'd never leave me, but because normal girls don't even see me as a person. A "fembot" will leave you the instant Chad finds her quirky cute for whatever reason and decides to pump and dump her.

>Asked to do class presentation in groups
>Have to pick a person to go up and talk
>Everyone looks at me
I don't even speak why the fuck are you looking at me

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>Pre-employment drug test
I live in a legal state fucking why

Fuck Donald Klumpf and all white """"people""""

I want to pass as a girl in public

>>36543892
I preferred the pic from before.

I want play in a successful prog metal band.

>>36543887
INTP here
"once went a week without showering or going outside. wants to clone himself so neither of them will be virgins"
all true

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>>36543887
Entp here.

We have Alexander the Great, but also R2-D2 so it kind of evens out.

I'm not a sociopath, thought I was in times of social isolation, but when I connect with a person, it's real. I care, I want to watch people grow, and I want to facilitate that growth. ISFJ qt's 4 lyf.

I try not to be insensitive, but it's something I need to actively try to do.

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>>36543916
What's the difference between us? I'm the Entp below with the R2 picture.

If Entps are known as the most introverted of the extroverts, which I feel is true, then what is the real difference between us?

I love it when people listen and show interest in my rants and ideas, I live for it, do you not? If I don't get the chance to discuss things, it drives me insane.
I also don't understand pic related, but it's related.

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>>36543856

you are a meme, /pol/yp

>>36543856
where can i create these avatars?

You know what to do
There is a way out

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>>36543846
I'm a fat neckbeard and i dont have gf or friends.

>>36543846
All you have to do is try. This pic is proof that I'm right.

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melts my heart

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A-A-Anon... when we get married do you think... that maybe you'd like to take over the family farm with me? It's okay if you don't want to...

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As a /pol/tard who likes brown girls, I want to colonize her so bad ;_;