>Okay class! Im your new techer and i want to know everything

>>36543951
Yea, im not in kindergarten anymore so i dont know this feel

>>36543951
DON'T YOU FUCKING "TEEHEE" AT ME MOTHERFUCKER I'LL STAB YOU IN THE EYE WITH A PENCIL

>not having a non-descript answer prepared for a common and everyday situation like this

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tell him he should start with himself or else

>>36543969
retarded teachers are even in college

>not skipping the first day of class to avoid the useless orientation day

>>36543969
This continues well into graduate school

>>36544006
Be fucking creative!

Be fucking confident!

Dude just say some random shit, no one is gonna remember

>>36544041
>>36544132

what's ur probIem dude?

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>Mfw I look back at my HS yearbook and i put "Cannibalism" as a joke hobby
The last two years of HS was my most autistic

>>36543969
i had this happen to me in College, lol

>>36544252
>lol

you have to go back

>>36544210
>what are your hobbies anon?
>i like to eat my classmates miss teacher

>>36544252
>Tfw never went first day of class to avoid this

>>36543951
>anon
>reading
>cruel names
>being taught not to trust by cruel normies who will give me a moment of attention just to hurt me

>>36544299
last one especially

>>36543951
>"H-hey there, teach. I like to p-play video games and l-l-look at uh h-hentai. I get called sloth a lot."

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>>36543951
>not having prepared for this situation by thinking about it months prior

I really cant relate to these type of threads. I'd come up with my responses weeks in advance

>>36544178
Probably all the ganja he smokes

>not coating your voice in extremely obvious sarcasm and irony as you tell everybody the exact truth.
This was my go-to method of handling these types of situations. People always laughed and assume you were "the witty jokester" and move on.

>>36543969
>Yea, im not in kindergarten anymore so i dont know this feel
I thought so too. I went through 4 years of university and it never happened, until we got some new TA from a different uni. He was new in town and asked us stuff like what hobbies we have, what our political opinion is, asked us to drink coffee with him, etc.
I didn't like this guy. he was obviously a SJW too, so i had to hide my power level or else he would have made me fail the class.

>>36544513
they were laughing at you
/oregano

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>>36544606
What are you gaining from making me doubt myself, anon?

>>36544702
projecting my insecurities onto others, and hopefully making you more self aware next time.

i'm sorry tho, you were trying to be nice.

>>36544702
He feels better about himself?

>>36544589
>asked us to drink coffee with him

what a fag

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>>36544712
>he actually confessed and apologized

What a guy.

>>36544448
So relatable. I spend most of my time before sleep preparing for all sorts of dialogues I may encounter during the day.

>>36545029
Hell yeah my dude. Personally im currently thinking about what would happen if i were to have ever played truth or dare with my classmates from highschool, and the questions i'd ask them. Quite entertaining indeed.

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>>36544178
I wanted to motivate OP
I always re watch pic related and I think it's actually helping me

>>36545100
Nah, I'm more of explaining type. Imagine myself explaining various things to people who don't know about them. Try this out sometime

>>36545134
Holy shit someone else has my autismo type
We're like, soul autists or something

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>>36546059
Yea dude we should fuck lol wut hahahaha

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>>36545134
Hell yeah dude, lecturing people would be fun as fuck too.

>tfw you will never have a qt gmmr gurl xD gf who you can lecture about elder scrolls lore as soon as she mentions absolutely loving skyrim