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what would anon eat off/out/from this tushy?
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Why does this look disgusting to me
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>>36706550
cuz u like dick i bet fagggg
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>>36706279
Given that she's wearing a doily? Probably high tea, or perhaps some kind of luncheon.
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Lurking normies and "fembots" have 2 minutes to justify how a "fembot" could ever physically exist.
As it is, the word's synonymous with "attentionwhore too ugly for /soc/"
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I saw more threads devoted to roastie orbiting today than I have in ages one whore even had three or four, that's when I realized this board is beyond saving
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4chan is a hub for men who have built a fundamental aspect of their personality on a fragile relationship with masculinity. Women don't come here, it's just LARPing robos
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>>36706263
Attentionwhores who want less competition
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What's your theme song
https://youtu.be/djU4Lq_5EaM
Might be related to mine
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8lA7fbMYQw
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4
Meme
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>>36706481
Sounds pretty good imo
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I wish I could have saved him :(
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>>36706194
Those sunglasses were very stylish indeed.
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Being that handsome, he must've been a total robot to not get any pucc
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>>36707033
He's not handsome. He's a manlet happa who's good at angles and filters. Read his manifesto or watch his videos he's totally unhinged.
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How to get rid of my sexual desires? 2017-05-02 12:16:02 Post No.36706178
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Nothing permanent, but I need to cut down somehow. Since I started working out a little bit its like I am going through second puberty. Get horny with every hot girl I see and also sad about what I cannot have. Fap to completion at least once a day, and I will play with myself several times throughout the course of the day causing dick tears which make me super uncomfortable.
What can I do to limit my sexual urges, also would love to limit my yearning for intimacy with women too.
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>>36706178
Don't look at women. Don't think about women.
Jesus Fucking Christ...
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>>36706178
Just remind yourself that sexual feeling is all just fleeting
Imagine that sense of emptiness after fapping and remember that that's all that sex leads too
Also remember that women use beauty to manipulate people
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>>36706387
>Don't look at women
I go to a large public university, so that's not feasible
>Don't think about women
Now that's the difficulty. If I'm not thinking about women, then I'm thinking about NOT thinking about women, which isn't much better.
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dead of night /sexy/ edition
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>>36706089
Yes mate. I wrote this copypasta in a troll thread on here years ago
>Fuck you, you piece of shit. I bet I have had stronger orgasms than you can ever imagine. Just absolutely amazing cums, with tremendous bursts of pleasurable feeling. I am glad that delicious pleasure is reserved for those of us who have the balls to do what we want to do, with none for scared pussies like you. You have to settle for your tiny little "ah" dribble of cum, when I am fucking spunking buckets in ecstasy like a real man. You're a tiny dicked shrimp and your dick has never felt like mine. Big, hard, and rippling with deadly joy.
It has been posted hundreds of times and even ended up on Reddit, Facebook, etc.
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>>36706173
called it desu deusd desu
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>>36706113
>the smiths
this is a bad one, its "not like the other girls" tier. I've seen it on a few dating profiles
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femanon here, why do you virgins rage so much when we wear these? they literally ARE comfortable.
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>>36706130
So is walking around in your underwear.
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>>36706130
I don't get it either. You get to be comfy and I get to look at girl butts. It's win-win.
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>>36706130
Because we glance. Some full on stare but all of us glance. Even if for a second. Femanons get mad and think we're perverts for this without knowing men mentality. These highlight ass. Fuck out of here with muh comfy. That is the prevailing truth. Fucking accept it
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>check out an antique store like a month ago on my own
>see that they're hiring
>fuck that shit, I don't want to work with a bunch of old women, plus fucking being a wagie/etc (whatever rationalization I could come up with at the time)
>today I drive by the same place
>go up to the door
>notice they're still hiring (the sign is still up)
>I go in
>notice a tall (like 5'11" tall") blonde chick in her late 20's/early 30's that's clearly the girl that all the girls made fun off for her glasses and being lanky in middle school (like pic related but natural blonde, big ass glasses, and tall as fuck for a woman/grill)I'm a manlet bt, 5'8"
>panic, hope she's not the employee
>she is
>"what can I do for you?"
>"hey, uh um, are you guys still hiring?"
>she's not sure
>immediately bends down to look for an application behind the very low counter
>she digs around for a minute
>"sorry, we're out of applications, you can submit a resume if you'd like"
>"yeah uh thank you"
>don't even finish my last syllable before I'm speed walking out the door.
>get in the car
>drive off
I can't go back there. If I do and I end up working with her I'll fucking die. I mean it's a decent/easy enough job, just cleaning/organizing/interacting with fourty year old air force vets with their fourty year old filipino wives. Feel fail thread?
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>>36706105
This is a classic /r9k/ thread. Fuck off /tv/, /pol/, and /lgbt/ normies
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I'd kill for a job like that. Work on your resume, find a moment when the owners are there and give it to them directly. Say goodbye to the chick on your way out if you haven't fainted by then.
You may be a mess but at least you would've tried something. Good luck man
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>>36706965
But I've been unemployed for over a year and a half. A filthy NEET. I don't think I'd be able to even make eye contact with the chick again. Thanks for trying
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>get back into contact with old best friend after a year
>he keeps asking to hangout every single fucking day
what the fuck i have no fucking time for myself anymore, HOW THE FUCK DO NORMIES ACTUALLY LIVE LIKE THIS
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Because they practice faggotry.
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>>36706077
>He only has time for himself
You disgust me
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>>36706077
Don't worry, you can both masturbate together now.
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>non binary genders have existed since ancient Egypt
>neckbeards still insist they're just a meme
Prove me wrong.
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I'm a male to female transsexuals and I think nonbinary is bullshit nonsense. There's only male and female
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Give proof that nonbinary genders have existed for so long you faggot
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T3131D52fc
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
Guys I need to write an opinion essay and my only opinion is how dumb the university is
Why is this a thing
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>>36705975
just send them this
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>ting
Island nigger detected
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>>36705975
i'm going to assume gender sensitive language is no 'hes' and 'shes' and what not
'they' is clunky as fuck
it is time for 'it' to reign
people are clearly objects, as social media has demonstrated - and there is nothing wrong with an object, as hotglue has demonstrated
objects orientation campus: today!
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I am thinking about making a website/chan with a sub board called Ronin9002 or something similer for robots who were forced off of /r9k/ due to the normie presence.
>"but you just gave away your own position to the normies!"
It will have strict but fair ant-normie rules yet won't be a borefest like wizardchan where fun is prohibited. You can post the funny memes and the deepest feels.
even the name will relate to us
>robot- emotionless, intelligent
>ronin- samurai stripped of his armor, shameful, wanderer, no master or home
what do you think of the idea?
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>>36705923
>Ronin
Shit son, may as well just advertise it on /jp/ with all the anime weebs you'll be getting
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>>36705923
godspeed anon godspeed this shithole has become reddit-lite mixed with /soc/
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>>36705923
Normie here. We found this place. We'll find the next. You can't run forever Robot.
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What's up homos. since I know you have nothing to do, spam anything you want to twezzy420 on snapchat
hes a major Chad and cheated on his gf multiple times and she told me to post this. have fun
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Not your personal army. Not your personal army.
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I know you fucking NEETs have nothing better to do. harass him
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>>36706095
You're right, let's help the roastie and the white knight. How about you grow a pair and harass him?
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>"haha anon is the rumor true, are you actually a virgin? hahahah why?!!?"
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So you store a lot of those pictures then, those ladies look awfully young anon, Is that your type then?
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>>36705844
He named the picture that way so he can get that kind of replies from dumb weebshits like (You)
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>>36705844
what did you mean by this?
Yeah I have a lot of reaction images saved for meme posting
And both of them are 20 and 21 so fuck off with your memes
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What keeps you going, friend?
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music, i listen to it 25/7
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Weed and escapism
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>>36705718
that's tight anon what type of sounds do u listen to?