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Who here actually loves being alive? Even if we dont get laid and spend most time alone.
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I do, but only thanks to weed and alcohol.
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>>36712731
not me
Having to get up early, having homework, having shitty fucking wage cuck job where people shit on you, having to contain my emotions instead of emotionally vomiting on people when I feel bad
All of it is so exhausting. I just wanna lay around and never do anything.
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>>36712731
i hate life but it has very little to do with getting laid and i like being alone. i just take most things too seriously and it's become a problem.
why do you love being alive?
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Things wagecucks don't understand.
>reinstall windows at night.
>look at clock - oh it's 6.30 am. I can play Bob Dylan. Wagies must be awake
>Go to store. Mfw door is closed
>See cute roastie shopgirl
>ask through glass door when they open
>8 she says
>...Ok.
>Think it's weird, given the time was 9 when I left.
> realize have to change time zone on windows
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>>36712567
>reinstall windows at night.
It feels tire. But i do it sometimes
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I'm not a wage cuck but have no idea what you're talking about
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>>36712685
It's the fucking worst, especially after trying to install some linux distro just to check it out. Wouldn't recommend.
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I have a question robots. do we deserve to be Happy? I mean we have all suffered and are too weird/autistic to exist in the outside world, but do we deserve to be happy despite that? I'd like to hear your thoughts.
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It's an interesting question, anon, but I think it really depends on what's happened to you and if you actually try to make things better. If things don't get better and you've tried, you still deserve to Bee happy
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Having a nurturing mother when you're a new born is really the one and only thing that you deserve in life.
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>>36712618
I have. lost weight. got a gf but we broke up cause of my depression, graduated uni. trying to get a job. still I can't seem to shake the loneliness. I just want to taste it for once. I don't want to die without knowing what it meant to actually feel good, like your life is more than some random occurrence in the universe and you meant something to someone.
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Well? How accurate was Reddit starter pack for you guys?
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*watches death note once, suddenly mastermind*
*he is suddenly invincible with a secret power*
*doesn't realize it's a fucking anime*
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I eat chinese food with chopsticks in the food court. Is it cringy to do so?
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id buy myself a waifu pillow but i wouldnt obsess over japanese culture
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Any chill niggas here smoke that ganja?
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Dont tuch that stuff
Marjiuana leads to heroin
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no i'm not a fucking murderer
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>>36712580
Heroin leads to hate
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copulation is for procreation, not recreation
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>>36712521
BUT SHLEDOR
MANY SOCIAL ANIMALS SEX FOR FUN ONLY
[laugh track]
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Doing anything for fun is degenerate prove me wrong
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>>36712610
Because you're not a degenerate and you're having fun shitposting.
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Interesting story, at least to me 2017-05-02 05:09:13 Post No.36712453
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Interesting story, at least to me
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>be me a few months ago
>discover 4chan and /r9k/
>disgusted by the degeneracy on the board but continue browsing
>start browsing the board obsessively
>learn all about traps and what they are
>want to be a trap but too autistic and nervous to do some crazy shit like that
>fast forward to last week
>friend of mine wants to make me a trap
>I agree
>pretend to be anxious for the next week but actually excited
It's gonna be happening today guys, probably shouldn't be excited about this but I am. I know, OP's a faggot.
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Epic. Go tell reddit.
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Have fun looking like shrek with boobs and killing yourself at 25 freak
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>>36712510
Nah I hate those fucking faggots, no one likes them. They act way to uppity about everything.
You still don't have one?
Pros:
>cute, but can also bust your balls if you're into that
>will protect you
>not into black guys
>llives in a spooky mansion
Cons:
>none
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>>36712269
There's something wrong with her cat.
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>>36712269
I think that's a boy. Girl goths tend to show a bit more skin, or go for a more dressy look
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>>36712269
Cons:
>scalp
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>Roasties are such fucking sluts who should be enslaved.
>Be me, never had the genetics to have a /fit/ body.
>Women despise me and do not want to work with me even though i am intelligent.
>Dont know why they always fall for douchebag Chads when theres nice guys like me.
>I am 6'0" tall, yet for some reason stupid fucking reason these roasties still fall for these overcompensating manlets who take powdered substances.
Fuck everyone
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>>36712218
And so fucking what i am not very athletic? In no time shall i ever need to utilize unnatural physical strength or agility, just more unrealistic standards these stupid whores set on us men.
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Height doesn't matter as much as the internet would like you to believe it does. You may be tall and intelligent, but you sound like a piece of shit tbqh. That's why girls don't like you
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Nice bait ano- oh wait, only one person bit. You literally described the entire robot meme in tasteless normfag "memeking" fashion. Tf out of here nigga.
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why haven't you converted to Scientology yet? 2017-05-02 04:55:04 Post No.36712200
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why haven't you converted to Scientology yet? 2017-05-02 04:55:04 Post No.36712200
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why haven't you converted to Scientology yet?
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it'll improve your confidence considerably.
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Tom Cruise, is he, dare I say... /our guy/ ?
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whenever i see these kind of pics, i imagine myself being there and being tempted to jump
i'm not even suicidal
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>>36712327
This, i just want to see what its like to junp off of a building, but the dying when you hit the ground at terminal velocity part sucks
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What do you "just" want?
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>>36712125
I WANT OXYCODONE
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>>36712125
if I really knew what I wanted I wouldn't be so confused all the time.
I guess answers to what I'm suppose to want?
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>>36712125
Mindfulness and wisdom. They really are hard to grasp as the sages and monks claim.
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Look at this bird's face. It perfectly conveys "I love you, fuck me. Fill me with your seed." I love this, so very arousing.
I never will though, and neither will you. Not even 3d girls acknowledge my existence, and I hate 3d.
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>>36712066
>hmmm real women don't do ahegao at me in public when I make eye contact for 2 seconds with them. perhaps I should fap to this bald eagle instead
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>>36712066
>Niggas are fapping to bald eagles now
You can't make this shit up
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>>36712100
Better than any real life used up sluts. I will not settle for chads leftovers.
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Im so happy
I had a video game idea!
one day all of you are going to play it
and its gonna be free
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>>36712041
What will the game be loke
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>>36712041
God speed Anon.
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>>36712041
>Im so happy
it's good that you are happy rem :)
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I fucked my cousin. Am I going to need therapy? 2017-05-02 04:43:01 Post No.36711953
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I fucked my cousin. Am I going to need therapy?
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She's 32 I'm 26
We moved in to an apartment when she got divorced and I found a job close to where she used to live.
We both sucked at dating but never had and sexual tension between us until tonight or at least I thought.
At dinner she began playing footsie to get me flustered and i returned the favor by rubbing her shoulders in a sexual way.
She decided to rub her ass on my dick and i got hard.
She started touching my dick and I started feeling her tits
We fucked for a good long while.
Her pussy tastes good.
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>>36711953
Cousins are meant to be fucked. If someone out there don' t fuck their cousins, they r gay.
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>>36711953
>have sex once
WILL I NEED THERAPY??
dude what?
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While your story is clearly a fabrication, it would be quite amusing if you would describe, with specific detail, the "sexual way" in which you purported to rub her shoulders.
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>Start losing in an argument against Anon.
>Feel the sudden urge to find out where he lives and beat him to death.
Am I the only one?
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I am that anon, you could dox me and find out where i live if you weren't so fucking dumb hahaha, couldn't beat me in a fight any way pussy so don't waste your time hahah.
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>>36711871
Too bad you can't say that shit to my face you fucking faggot. Post your address right now.
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No shit you're not the only one. You stupid meme posting troglodyte. Stupid dumb shit