>be me a few months ago
>discover 4chan and /r9k/
>disgusted by the degeneracy on the board but continue browsing
>start browsing the board obsessively
>learn all about traps and what they are
>want to be a trap but too autistic and nervous to do some crazy shit like that
>fast forward to last week
>friend of mine wants to make me a trap
>I agree
>pretend to be anxious for the next week but actually excited
It's gonna be happening today guys, probably shouldn't be excited about this but I am. I know, OP's a faggot.
Epic. Go tell reddit.
Have fun looking like shrek with boobs and killing yourself at 25 freak
>>36712510
Nah I hate those fucking faggots, no one likes them. They act way to uppity about everything.
>>36712526
Kek, planned on sooner rather than later anyway
>>36712510
>OC has no place on /r9k/
no, this board is for proving that you are a "true" robot right?
>being this suggestible
if this isn't bait, somehow, you'll regret this greatly in the future
>>36712613
Ah, most likely. I'm more of an "in the moment" kinda person anyway so meh
>>36712526
>there are people on /r9k/ who wouldn't fuck this sexy beast
normies out
>>36712645
Agreed mate, normies need to stay out of my swamp
>>36712453
Post photos when your transformation is complete, Anon.