Look at this bird's face. It perfectly conveys "I love you, fuck me. Fill me with your seed." I love this, so very arousing.
I never will though, and neither will you. Not even 3d girls acknowledge my existence, and I hate 3d.
>>36712066
>hmmm real women don't do ahegao at me in public when I make eye contact for 2 seconds with them. perhaps I should fap to this bald eagle instead
>>36712066
>Niggas are fapping to bald eagles now
You can't make this shit up
>>36712229
>>36712100
Better than any real life used up sluts. I will not settle for chads leftovers.
>>36712066
you ought to realize that no 3dpd face is capable of that flagrant, loving lustiness
>>36712371
>I will not settle for chads leftovers.
>would rather fuck a 2d picture of an anthropomorphic bird
you do you man
just realize that you're fucking insane
>>36712406
If only I had a bald eagle gf invisible to everyone but me. We could stay in my room all day, cuddle and fuck when we're not playing vidya together.
>>36712371
I 100% support this decision OP, ride on, you free motherfucker
Sleeping together would be quite the experience with all the feathers, how comfy and warm.
>>36712229
i would rather fuck an anthro bird before i fap to 3d
>>36712674
>anthro
Is an animals body combined with sentience considered anthro?
>>36712733
i think so im pretty sure
>Anthro on feral
Not as good as human on feral but okay.
>>36712733
Nope is considered feral.
>>36712961
Yeah, that's why I cropped the picture. The facial expression is one of the most attractive parts of the picture imo. Here's an edited version without the painful looking bulge.
To get the point across more efficiently, would you rather make passionate love to a qt eagle, or this fucking monstrosity?
>>36713086
Forgot pic, I hate women so much.
Oriori
>>36712961
Why do I find this so hilarious?
>>36713106
just dont do anal, which is gross anyways
>>36713008
>without the painful looking bulge
haram
>>36713220
What if i want my perfect avian gf to enjoy the sex as much as I do?
>>36713118
You find it hilarious because the retarded anthro red panda or whatever ruins the picture with his comically oversized balls, and silly facial expression. Maybe ill get around to photoshopping anon into the picture instead of him, it'd be easier to self insert.