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Talk about how to get a femdon gf
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>tfw finally made a collarspace account
i'm on my way lads
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>>39350344
Craigslist is probably the only way that could realistically happen. You'd probably get AIDs though.
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What went wrong in your life?
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Any femanon who's a US citizen would be willing to marry me so I don't get deported by Trump?
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>>39350327
That depends entirely. Are you willing to fuck a 260 pound smelly ass woman who has more facial hair than you on a regular basis?
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>>39350504
I think pedro doesn't have much of a choice here
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>>39350626
Excellent, that only makes me more moist.
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>dad is drunk
>wants me to drink with him
>his drunk ass is the reason I've hated alcohol in the first place
help
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>>39350278
Just beat the shit out of him or something. Maybe that'll change his mind.
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>>39350314
>Just beat the shit out of him or something. Maybe that'll change his mind.
He's ex-military. Fuck my life guys.
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>>39350333
Yeah but if he's really drunk he can't do much. Also there's a shock effect for his son starting to beat the shit out of him. What's the weight difference? Is he /fit/?
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Imagine being a cute white slut in a black neighborhood
What do you think?
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I think you have more problems than I do, hope things turn out ok for ya buddy
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>>39350234
If I was somehow transported into a what you said a "cute white slut" with all my memories and prior knowledge I would automatically leave and try to find the most whitest Town possible
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>>39350322
Explain reasons please
Very important
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Barbarian Life 2017-08-27 11:39:19 Post No.39350221
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Your name is John Navay of the Navay tribe. The tribe consists of 20 people and your are in charge of going out and gathering meat and herbs in the wild. Your job is hard work but you are content with your routine. You are very close to nature and know a lot about the land, you are also ripped.
IT IS 9 AM, YOU HAVE BEEN SENT BY THE VILLAGE CHIEF TO GATHER SUPPLIES BEFORE WINTER COMES.
>What do you do:
-Ignore Chief, go back home and masturbate to wooden carvings of women(+1 culture point)
-Collect pelts(+1 combat point)
-Collect leaves and grain(+1 gathering point)
-Ask someone to do it for you (+1 communication point)
>You may do 2 actions.
>Equipment
x1 Leather Skirt(You don't know how to make pants yet)
x1 Wolf Head Helmet
x1 Stone Hammer
x20 Wooden Throwing Spears
__I'll explain mechanics in the next post (I know /qst/ is a board, I wanna see what people on this board will choose)
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>>39350221
rape some random women
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>>39350221
rape some random men
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Alright so now the mechanics.
>Points
A point is pretty much EXP for a skill, you need 5 points to lvl up in a skill, every 5 lvls the amount of points you need to level up will increase by ONE.
>Combat
Combat will be simple, you will have to roll a six sided die to land an attack (https://www.random.org/dice/) you and your opponent will have a defense lvl that depends on your armour, roll higher than the total defense to land a hit. I will roll dice for npc's and enemies, you guys will roll for the main character and I will choose which attack passes to your opponent based on the highest number. To avoid cheating you must take a screenshot of your roll.
>Turns
I will collect results every few minutes, highest vote wins (eg. if 3 people voted to go hunting and 2 people voted to go fishing, then hunting wins and John will go hunting)
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>want to buy an anime figure
>every time I go to hit check out I freeze up
>my mind tells me not to buy it because what will it do except sit there
>have a fear of regret
>always worried when wanting anything that doesnt have a practical use
Do I just say fuck it and buy one? Would that be better?
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>>39350208
>what will it do except sit there
it can sit in close proximity to your penor too
don't cheat yourself out of this exciting experience
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>>39350208
I like anime as much as the next goon but I would never buy a figure that you just put on a shelf. You can't even play with it, it doesn't move you bozo. Save your money, or buy some toys you can actually play with, I don't care.
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>my mind tells me not to buy it because what will it do except sit there
That's why I at least got a nedoroid so I can change the pose whenever I want and swap out the attachments. You shouldn't feel bad about it though, it's fine to spend money every now and then on things that don't have a practical use, just don't go overboard with it.
Betted $2k on mayweather to win for decesion, feels bad man, least I didn't gamble more
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Happens m8. If you bet that much however I imagine you make winnings on other games so keep your chin up and soon enough you'll get that big break again
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>>39350150
>bet on an MMA fighter to beat a professional BOXER at f***ing BOXING
You deserved this
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>>39350210
you're a fucking idiot, I betted on MAYWEATHER to win by decision
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Lot of threads. Yet no feet threads.
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Too many dicks and gays on r9k
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>>39350123
>nylons
nice.
>3dps
not so nice.
FUCK. I just made the perfect webm for this thread but it's over the 2MB file size ;_;
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Obrigatory
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>the door of the roof is blocked
REEEEEEEEEEE
I DONT LIVE HERE
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>>39350050
Why do they block doors anyway ? I understand they don't want people breaking in from the roof, or jumping off of it. Or maybe mess with the airvents or.....
Wait I just answered my question.
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>>39350108
whats the problem if i jump
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>>39350127
you're destroying government's property
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how are you feeling right now? 2017-08-27 11:26:05 Post No.39350009
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how are you feeling right now?
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Explain to me, in details, what you are feeling robots.
>stomach feels like it is about to explode
>my hands are shaking wildly
>my heart is beating 100 per second, and it is wanting to get out through my throat
>the smell is sweet and it acts like a drug
>it is on my hands, my clothes, and it doesnt go out
>i dont want it to go out
>my mind is relaxed, its like there is no problem on the world, and if there is any, its not of my concern
>i don't want to stop feeling like this, its better than anything i have ever
done
What is your body telling you anon?
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>>39350009
>feels like there is a wieght on my heart
>little hungry, don't want to get up
>tired
>cuts on legs are sore
>feel calm and reserved but alone and sad
>no desire to do anything
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>>39350009
Pretty good actually. Tough my pecs and biceps are pretty sore from the gym.
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>>39350009
A deep depression that encompasses my entire being.
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Class speech do tommorow, what do? 2017-08-27 11:24:31 Post No.39349980
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I have a class speech do tommorow and it can be about anything I want. What should I write about?
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how shit your life is, that way if you cant memorize it all it will come off naturally
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>>39349980
Your upcoming suicide attempt.
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Write about how shitposting is an artform that should replace all other literature
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>in public shower
>see this
What do?
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drop the 5oap
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>>39349826
robots will not do anything if there's more than one person there
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stare at it with an erection
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>tfw normalfag friends who only use facebook and don't even know what 4chan is start describing people as normies
why do I even hang out with these people? is it stupid to stop contact with them because of this? has 4chan really poisoned my mind enough to think this way? /r9k has really made me cynical when it comes to normalfags and I don't know if it's for the better or the worse. any1 else have similar experiences? should I really try and embrace the normalfag life and maybe make it as a failed normie?
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>>39349821
I don't think it is. Have your friends wronged you in any way?
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>>39349887
nah not really tb h, but anytime I hang out with them we only drink or smoke
never hang out with them sober which is just weird
they're nice people, but I just don't fit in with them. they're constantly on tinder and getting girls etc while I'm out of touch with that. I could be like that if I put the effort in and tried but I just have no interest, my fault really... don't know why they keep contacting me to go out with them either
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>>39349821
>tfw normalfag friends
Stopped reading there
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post your kino-stations fellow neets
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What is a kino
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I couldn't get the iPad in the picture because I used the iPad to take it because I post from an iPad.
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>>39349700
>all those dirty dishes
It's almost like you want to wake up covered in ants.
>>39350480
A shitty /tv/ meme.
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Did I fuck up? Been a NEET for a few years and now I'm in college, but I avoided the orientation. I think it's because I'm nihilistic but they're holding the orientation in the middle of the city, instead of the campus and that's retarded. Did you guys skip orientation? They always say "create a network in college for job opportunities" but this could not have been it? Like what the fuck.
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I did it. It's boring and lasted for hours but meh. College is shit all around. I just want it to be over for christ sake.
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>>39349659
Orientation is where I met my best friend from college, but that was basically entirely by accident.
The rest of it was all right, no worse than class.
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>>39349659
be thankful your not sitting in a dark room as your body slowly rots and you will die here alone
Be fucking thankful every day OP.