Barbarian Life

>>39350221
rape some random women

>>39350221
rape some random men

Alright so now the mechanics.
>Points
A point is pretty much EXP for a skill, you need 5 points to lvl up in a skill, every 5 lvls the amount of points you need to level up will increase by ONE.
>Combat
Combat will be simple, you will have to roll a six sided die to land an attack (https://www.random.org/dice/) you and your opponent will have a defense lvl that depends on your armour, roll higher than the total defense to land a hit. I will roll dice for npc's and enemies, you guys will roll for the main character and I will choose which attack passes to your opponent based on the highest number. To avoid cheating you must take a screenshot of your roll.
>Turns
I will collect results every few minutes, highest vote wins (eg. if 3 people voted to go hunting and 2 people voted to go fishing, then hunting wins and John will go hunting)

Alright so we have:
(1) vote for raping a woman in the small tribe
(1) vote for raping a man in the small tribe
>If we don't get more votes in the next 10ish minutes i'll flip a coin for the tie breaker.

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Collect Pelts

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>>39350298
this.
originalololo

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John begins grunting and punches the tribe chief.
He pulls off the Chief's robes and pulls out his Big Barbarian Cock and inserts it into the old man's hemorrhoid filled ass. James a fellow tribesmen tries to pull you off him.
>James' stats
-has 2 defense points
-his attack rolled a 4.
>I forgot to mention you have 3 defense points but you lost 2 since you took off your skirt. but since that was my mistake ill allow you guys to roll
>roll 4 or higher to overpower james

>>39350775
I meant to say it was my mistake that i forgot to mention your defense points any way start rolling to pull James off, ill collect results in around 10 minutes

You know there's a >>>/qst/ board, right?

>>39350775
THIS IS NOT WHAT I DESIRED, I JUST GOT A MAN RAPED WHEN I WAS JUST FARMING KEKS

>>39350879
I mentioned that in my first post

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I go Apeshit on James and punch his face in

Alright so
John pulls his dick out of the old man's ass and manages to push James off him. He then begins to pound James' face in, James' nose is bloody and his screams at the top of his lungs. Several people get out of their huts to see whats going on. They all stare at you in horror.
>I forgot to mention how many points James' had so ill let you kill him if you want
WHAT DO YOU DO?
-Kill James
-Run away from your tribe

Alright there have been no responses in ten minutes so ill be abandoning thread in 20 minutes, ill still wait for responses up until then