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>>36864215
As far is a I know maybe in all the history of mankind only three or four people had actual sex.

>>36864215
indeed they do, otherwise you wouldn't be here.

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>>36864215
not only is it real, but they do it multiple times a week and/or month

Now post a private photo without any makeup

>>36864150
It literally doesn't matter, sweetie. She pulled a fucking prince. There is no wall.

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>>36864134
>half black
'Black don't crack' is a meme for a reason OP

Do you know if she has a penis?

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>only have a normie book to follow pages of things I am interested in like niche sci fis and video games
>join groups based on these things
>trawl the posts to see cute girls talking their fucking nonsense about what ever it is i like
>look at comments
>already a million thirsty neckbeards and gentlemen there and grasping
>can't even stand a chance against those with no shame and dignity because you cant stoop to that level
>realize its pointless and get rid of the normie book

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I messages her, I'm not sure what to say when she responds

then find a nonwhite woman who wants a white man and marry her.

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>tfw you are the end of your family line
I will stop these disgusting genes from spreading

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>>36864117
iktfbro happy about it too

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>tfw no wannabe trap smol boy bf
I Just want a smol boy to take care of and love forever.

>>36863988
I'm 5'6, is that smol enough? Yes I'm cute too.

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>>36864019
Yes, post discord then

cause she's not wearing enough brains.
>zombie thread?
>zombie thread.
post more braiiins

That is so much fucking makeup, holy shit. She is gonna ruin her skin.

>>36863966
thats the point, if she's wearing makeup that means she's desperate for chad and by desperate I mean she's successful and by successful I mean she's a whore. I don't want chads toys

Yeah haha that's it definitely not because of this bullshit that a different tranny posts everyday or the hourly tranny shirt shilling or the minutely tranny orbiting threads that are started by trannies filled with trannies attentionwhoring and just in general acting like uppity scum definitely not any of that haha

this is a heterosexual board. no gay or trap shit. it's annoying and its brainwashing young men

Because you are all without exception the worst, most obnoxious entitled attentionwhore cunts. People would not hate you if you did not actively go out of your way to antagonize everyone else.

>>36863904
damn dude, so u havent spoken to her at all since u made the fb post? i mean, u must have at elast heard form her social circle, even if it was telling u u were a dick and u should take it down.

as a matter of fact, post some of those messages here

>>36864201
Nope. We live in different cities now. Sorry m8, no pics. Too easy to track and I honestly don't want to humiliate her anymore (I mean I'm just saying the story here anonymously but if you found her name out that would be something else).

Her social circle won't talk to me. I think part of it is shame. I mean, I was a pretty stand-up guy, even though her friends didn't gel well with me. When I left, I kinda felt like they wanted to talk to me but were ashamed.

The cold shoulder got so bad that I gave them chocolates during their b-days, they just took it and said thank you, talked to me a little bit and then stopped again. When it was my birthday, they didn't greet me at all.

>>36864414
eyah dude, u gotta understand taht her friends are never on ur side. even if tey like u, theyre gonna side with her no matter what she did. honestly the only reason they talked to u was because it would be awkward if they didnt. there was honestly no shame involved, if one of them dont fuck with u, all of them dont. i know this because ive been tehre.

also, u know, u could at least copy and paste the messages. also its only me in this thread, and u. im sure nobody would dox. i just wanna see her butthurt words is all. i said pics of messages, not the girl herself

Poop on his dick and then post his reaction here

Dubs command thee

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>>36863922
Mother of god

Check out those dubs

>>36863922
dubs have spoken OP

2/6: "Here's the most heartfelt thing I've ever said to you: I've loved you as long as we've known each other, not like bff's "love" and not like goofy ass "friends love each other" love, more like the real thing.... You've been one of the best friends I've ever had, we've both been able to open up to one another, and I've felt a mutual comfort between us since always! The fact that you gave me a REAL, strong, and honest friendship over the past 8 years is why I've had such a tough time ever admitting this to you, because I know admitting something like this can only come off as cringey and complicated.... idk any way around that i guess but I'm now seeing that bottled up emotions are a waste of time. That said, I'm at a point in life where I need you to know, no matter what happens: I love you, [girl], and while I feel like I've never said it adequately let me say it now: when I saw you everyday you were every single highlight and since we've gone our separate ways you've occupied every one of my favorite memories!"

3/6: You've brought me peace in times of chaos , you've connected and laughed with me in times of happiness, and you've always absolutely stunned me every time I've looked at you.

4/6: Let me talk about the past for a moment. My single biggest regret is lying to you about how I felt. Do you remember the day in high school when you were texting me and you said something along the lines of "I just really need to know if you like me or not?" I was nervous as fuuuuck, and I lied to you that night and told you that I had felt something before but not consistently...the truth is that you've dazzled me from day one! I regret my response that night soooo much. I don't know if anything would have been different, at all, but I desperately wish I had told you the truth then and there. Girl you've been blowing my mind since 2009.

>>36863768
I'd let her hatchet me any time
>this is what peak performance looks like, you may not like it but, it is what it is

>>36863768
Good to see Wiley Wiggins is staying busy

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>Tfw no autistic peanut butter gf


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>>36863758
sage this shitty thread

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>>36863777
Piss off faggot. I'm tryna get a collection started

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Not sure about this one

>>36863750
https://www.intellihub.com/rat-park-experiment-shows-cultural-roots-drug-addiction/

tl;dr: If your life is shit you're more likely to want tons of drugs to numb your suffering

>>36863750
>thinks weed is addicting
>thinks speed isnt

nigger this is how i know you havent done any of that shit.

>opiates aint shit
>lean is addicting

Choose one.

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helb blease

hallbbb

>>36863740

>Get a Fleshlight.
>You wont regret it

Not even memeing, do it.

I recommend getting one from the girls series, because they are molded after the real roasties of the actresses and they have custom textures for each one.

>>36864065
>fleshlight
get an ona hole you goof

Sounds hot post dick pics

>>36863869
Your ass first

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This thread again, oh god