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>>37109835
Don't care, vaginas are gross, show me the butt.

>>37109835
I suspect that this image was staged as a provocative artwork. And it succeeds in getting a rise out of me.

Looks nice. Uu

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>>37109575
anime
was
the
biggest
mistake
in
human
history

>>37109575

pic of the girl? the more attractive she is the funnier it becomes

heil Satan! pls pee on my face while screaming that phrase cookie thuumper

post pic of yourself chad
or screenshot your profile

>>37109572
see, you're probably good looking, which means it's easy mode

if you're not at least 9/10 Chad tinder is useless

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>>37109595
>>37109611
literally just be yourself.
i dont even have a bio..

How are they different? They're stupid/degenerate/illiterate. Of course that isn't the difference, the skin color is.

Hispanic women are massive bitches and will bitch at the drop of a hat and expects you to die at 55 from working to death

Black women are always fucking angry and always cheat and always accuse you of cheating and are really fucking lazy and unsanitary

>>37109727
>virgin neck-beard gives his opinion on what he knows nothing about

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>>37109533
Why not go to Africa? Literally an entire continent of you're people. Africa is a huge continent, so there's certainly enough room.

>>37109716
fuck you you white ass honkey nigga

>>37109842
mup da doo didda bix nood

ohhoo what will I get

Crushes are for normalfags, real robots don't leave the house, much less interact with women enough to have a crush on one.

Trips will come.

Triumph of Will n'shit.

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Yeah man, everything becomes like much clearer when you're high.

too scared lad, im not made for any kind of drugs, i think im pre-programmed to be straight edge, anytime i try anything it just fucks me up in a bad way

does salvia count ? I had some debussy on, took a few good hits and I got transported man. not even eyes closed, everything shifted as I was watching and I was somewhere far, far away for a good 10-15 minutes, I couldn't fucking believe it. i've still got some but I haven't been in the right state of mind to have a good time lately. last time I took it was definitely around 2 years ago.

>>37109195
you watchin samurai jack? are you hyped for the last episode saturday?

>>37109195
Why don't you

>lift
>learn proper hygeine
>learn to dress well
>take community college classes
>go outside
?

>>37109195
are you chubby? can I get an ass pic?

>>37108967
lmao, I always hug my pillow, falling asleep crying. Thnx for making me feel a bit better about myself anon

this says nothing about personalilty its ridicolous to believe in

Story checks out, I cuddle a rolled-up comforter and imagine it's an anime girl

light and love my friend

>concerta
>singulair
>albuterol

passage of time

In the real world being broke it's nothing to brag about and it's not something to be proud about so anything you see on 4chan that says that being unemployed is good or uneducated is good they are lying to you never believe anything on this website if you do you must be a foolish young young man or women

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>>37108552
>Are neets just a NEET just a meme?

wtf are you trying to say?

>>37108595

yeah because being a wage slave is so awesome

Heres the truth

Rich as fuck = Job you love > NEET > wagie

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>>37108439
Ayayayaya yai

>>37108439
Why don't you ever post about anyone in your life besides Aya? You seem too interesting to make such repetitive posts

>>37108680
Fucking died at this for some reason

>>37108396
>If the galaxy is so quiet we're either all alone, or everyone else is dead
wasn't the popular idea that communication more advance than us would be more common and more stealthy

>We're trying to hand the keys to humanity off to something we can't know how to contain or educate.
evolution means eventually no more humans, either way. robots or better animal. don't sweat extinction.

>We can literally never travel fast enough to go anywhere
yeah, ballistics travel is garbage. gonna have to get some cool space folding or dimension hopping shit going if real travel is desired.

>some kind of contingency for something on earth going terribly wrong
if humanity is the problem, then colonizing around doesn't make much sense to me. might as well have a backup in case of deadly super asteroid strike i guess

>conspicuous consumption/hedonism
money is power and power is sexy. nevermind that a million won't even buy one measly senator anymore - but people like to pretend they're anything at all. can't really fault the hedonists who know they ain't shit and go out in full decay mode.

>Age-immune humans currently being developed.
But not bullet immune, I imagine.
I wonder how terrified of death these immortals will become.

>>37108662
>communication more advance than us would be more common or more stealthy.

Stealthy from what, then?
Are we in someone's territory, and they're just... what, keeping an eye on us?
Do our vessles just whistle through the cluster whilst everyone watches with a raised eyebrow like 'look at these primatives go'.

I'm thinking... if there even is something out there, they know something we don't, and that's why they're keeping their heads down.
We're the one lit room in a big dark city, and we're cruising towards a bundle of extinction events which majority pop doesn't give a fuck about.

Also tonight I felt really lonely for no reason and started listening to songs by a band my ex-gf.. four gf's ago liked, which was pretty sad.
Little thinks actually seem to affect me more.

>Fermi Paradox
this is shit, it's not one or the other. Maybe space travel is just too fucking difficult and every being is stuck on it's own planet.

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>>37108382
Have you tried being a girl, good height for that.

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>>37108382
>5'4
Atleast you're not Danny Devito, and I'm a sweatfag so i'll trade u anytime m8

>>37108382
Get some high heels, little man

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>>37108238
Step 1. Buy drugs
Step 2. Sell drugs

I am thinking if you cant figure that simple math out maybe being a drug dealer is not your calling.

>>37108389
1)where do I buy them
1.5) how to not get caught
2) how do I sell them

>>37108238
You need to find the underground drugroad.

Around your city, are symbols that will lead you to it. Only the most honorable will become part of the drug trade.