get lucky robot

ohhoo what will I get

Crushes are for normalfags, real robots don't leave the house, much less interact with women enough to have a crush on one.

Trips will come.

Triumph of Will n'shit.

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>>37109259
>starts conversation
>"Anon I don't want to see u ever again, you're a creep!"


>K I L L
> M E

Odds of getting dubs are is 10% and trips ks 1%

>>37109259
Lol, recently i sat at crush's table (she has friendzoned me a couple of times)

She sat with her twin sister who is a very nice person, and they're talking. As soon as i take a seat she says she has to go. This is the second time she does this.

tfw she hates me :-(

>>37109259
The last time I had a crush was 12 years ago.

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>>37109259
Check em my friendos

>>37109469
>69
new rule
69 grants one night stand with 8/10 qt virgin

>>37109259
rolling for quads so I die

>>37109259

PLEASE KEK HELP ME ON THIS ONE I NEVER ASKED YOU FOR ANYTHING REEEEEEEEE FOR GLORY !

>>37109511

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

KEK HAS SPOKEN TO ME

....

What am I doing with my life?

>>37109259
Haven't seen her in a gijillion years but I wish she would, she was perfect.

>>37109500
Cheers lad I'll take it, nice dubs btw.

W-w-when's this one-night stand going to happen?

>>37109259
Can I get a side of trips?

>>37109259
>Get dubs, your crush starts a conversation with you tommorow.
I dont even have a crush.

kek will not bless r9k

>>37109259
All right fuck it I'll give it a roll

>implying i have a crush

>>37109781
Thats sad.
Let a qt inside your cold heart, let her change you

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>>37109259
What if I don't even have a crush ?

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>>37109259
I talk to my crush every day at work, and no matter how hard I try to ignore her, she's ALWAYS trying to talk to me. That's how you know when a girl likes you. You gotta ignore them and get them in their feelings for them to like you back, bois, I bet none of you knew that one.

>>37109259
i am 10% lucky

Easy dubs checkum

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>>37109800
Well it certainly blessed you with dubs.

>>37109861
it's because I may have good luck anon

IT SLEPT TIME BUNNER

>>37109259
im pretty desperate desu

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I need original dubs pretty badly.

>>37109259
Rolling in the REEE

roll

oreganorollingstone

>>37109981
Rolling again in the REEE

>>37109259
Maybe i am banned for some bullshit

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>>37110011
OOOOOH LOOK AT THAT

>triple dubs

I'm getting laid mates

>>37110021
Well, second try i guess.
Im triying to get laid ffs

>>37110042
Well 3 out of 3
Goodbye, forever b.
I will always love you anyways

>>37109259
I'll try it just once because if I don't get dubs it just wasn't meant to be you know

AMAIH

>>37110071
This is r9k

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37110081
I'll reroll once just in case and shit

Talk to me Al/EV

>>37110220
Reroll organolirelonap

Please god give me at least dubs... hopefully originoli?

Come on i need this so much

>>37109259
that's not how it works jabroni

i need these dubs or trips

>>37109259
Not likely, also not original

>>37110114
I wasnt talking about /b/ you autistic fuck
it is her name

>>37110330
hey I'm not autistic :(

t-t-ake it b-b-ack!!..

>>37109259
rolly polly guacamole
(for some reason that was not original)

>>37109259
origi-roll

>>37110375
Fuck okay , im sorry then!
very deep inside i wish i could heal instead of hurt

Dubs only... no trips please...

KEK gimmie pussy

>>37110459
It's okay<3 I feel healed by you!

nigger

>>37109259
my crush is a picture of a blonde slut with her tongue out that was posted on 4chan a while ago

can't find her anywhere. she will never start a conversation with me. just watch this.

>>37110511
go get her tiger

oreganolinolada

>>37110511
fuck. can someone pls at least post her picture?

it's a closeup of her face, she has blond hair, freckles and gauges in her ears, and she has her tongue out. literal 10/10.

reee why didn't i save her pic

>>37109259
I'll believe it when it happens.

rolling, cause why the fuck not

Rollolhj,hg

>>37109259
pls
PLS
PLEAASEEE

>>37110511
no. your hope must be crushed. this is /r9k/. stop believing in gets.

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>>37110666
y-yes satan

w-whatever you say

we're here f-forever

I really need this feelsbadman


Originolo

>>37109259
Perhaps this time I get lucky

One more time to lose all hope

>>37109259
Rolling for 1 hour conversation with oneitis or her MILF

I'll humour myself with the idea then. It's not like I got anything to lose anymore.

>>37110783
Re request for dubs

>>37110801
Last roll after this

>>37110783
>>37110801
>>37110826
pls I catch her staring at me regularly

>>37109259
It isn't going to work, even if I do get a GET.

crush doesn't even care, roll

>>37109259
Why would anyone's crush ask them out. Be a fucking man and ask that bitch out

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Oh lord c'mon let the gods smile upon me

nripl

>>37110176
well fuck me just one more time, If off by one I'll stream my suicide

Chad here. I deserve this.


Orangutan

>>37109259
Rolling. B-b-but only i-ironically though hahahahaha

>>37109259
Rollin boys, check it out.

>>37110944
congratulations

also reroll dubs

>>37109833
Girls only approach chads.

>>37110666
>gets 1 chance to talk to qt
>blows it

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>>37109259
Rolling so I can somehow speak with my dead wife

>>37109833
doesn't work when you're not attractive

no matter how much a bum ignores me, he will always be invisible to me

2d girls don't talk, but I'll play your game

>>37111046
Please KEK I just want to hear her voice one last time

let me just get quads thnx

rollling, I want to be loved though, pls let me win

>tfw you're so isolated you don't even have a crush anymore

>>37110944
oooooooooooohhh shit I made it
>>37111035
thanks bro

roll

oreganoononli

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>>37111046
>>37111085

Why have you abandoned me KEK???

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>>37111046
Get fucked faggot
kekeke

>>37111141
>faggot

Fuck you lad she was the love of my life and I'll never get to see her again because KEK has forsaken me

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please

original20823870

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>>37111171
kek forsakes faggots who fall for the vaginal jew meme unironically

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>>37111206
>the vaginal jew meme unironically

She was the mother of my children how is that falling for the vaginal jew

>>37111257
>has children
>misses her
>how is that falling for the vaginal jew

ur so caught up in it that u can't even hear urself

>>37109259

My only crushes are 2D and other men's gfs
But let's see

>>37109259
Would be hard for her to do any of that, considering she's a fictional character. Still going to roll.

Roland is a nice name
Roland is rolling

>>37109259
Pls pls pls dubs gods

>>37109259
heh i wont have shite xd

>>37109259
rololololollin

>>37109259
i don't have a crush, let's see what happens when i divide by zero

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>>37111846
whew... crisis averted

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>>37111866
OH SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK

roll roll roll roll

deus vult and praise lord kek my white brothers, /pol/ shall prevail

s h a d i l a y

rollin' without real hope

sometimes I am lucky, today I am probably not.

>>37111171
This post revealed that you're roleplaying.

>>37109259
I'd spill the spaghetti anyway

>>37109259
roll roll roll roll roll your boat, gently down the stream

>>37109259
ROLLIN TO PUT THAT GF IN mY BAG

>>37109259
certifiably original and unique roll

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>>37109259
>tfw oneitis is 2D
Fuck my shit up famalam

>>37109259
Praise kek Oregano rsgdswwrghczdgh

>>37109259
>tfw no crush
Orijini

Whats the difference between a crush and just finding a girl attractive?

>>37109259
Rolling for an happening or anything. Even if I don't have one.

So all i have to do is believe and this will work?

>>37109259
Hmm, I will likely see my crush at college tomorrow so let's go boys

Rollerino rollerino give me the dubberino

or trips

Trips
YHWH willing

Mother fucker I don't need dubs

please I'm so lonely i can't sleep anymore

>>37109259
roll
penis
and also dick and balls

>>37109259
thanks for the trips my dude!!

>>37109830
Jesus that was a creepy fucking scene in Pan's Labyrinth

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I'm not blessed with the lucky numbers anyways

>>37109259
quads tongue my anus

Could I get at least dubs plz

>>37112952
roll number two
please kek, help me

>>37113011
Kek has blessed you, but not me it seems...

I will roll until death my lads

>>37113097
if I can't talk to my crush I swear to god I am shooting up a fucking school

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But what if I have neither?

>>37113122
kek hears my call

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>>37109259
if anything there is always meme right guys haha

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i always start typing shit to send but never do. I wonder if she ever did the same. probably not

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Gee boys, hope this works! Not like it matters

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>>37109259

What happens if my crush moves to another country?

Oh well, rolling. Meme magick be with me

>>37109259


well this isnt happening

>>37109259
I hope that my crush will talk with me.

>>37109259
dubs get

i really doubt this is oregano

>>37109259
please g

>>37109259
I don't have a crush I just want some dubs

Please. I really need this

Apparently this comment is not original

>>37109259
Please, give me something
oreganolia

Please boy, give me trips

>>37109259
I want to engage in a conversation with them so bad

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show me the money, kek

>>37109259
Smoriginal

>>37109259
B-but my crush is Kek!

>>37109259
what happens when I don't have a crush?

>>37109259
here we go lads
it isn't gonna happen

>>37109316
this i dont even have a crush.

>>37109887
>887
you are also pretty unlucky

>>37109259
Taylor pls

niggers are original

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>Rollin for the sheer boredom

I actually developed a crush on a girl I just met this week who is significantly uglier than me so this might actually come true.

>>37109259
Rolling because I'm patrolling while strolling through the sissy colon as another sucks my scrotum in the open

>>37109259
blade art: no whammy

if singles i fucking kill myself
aoe

Test post 123

don't have a crush, as i dont talk to anybody.

I don't even know how my crush is I have like at least three different ones I like
do I get a harem?

pls origeon

This will should decide of what I do tomorrow,

protip: if you want girls talk to them, needs more confidence.

>>37109259
OK fuck it, magic come my way.

Quints and I finally get to rape her ass

Goodluck fjdhwhsb

Oh lord, my God, arise.

>>37109259
might as well try, even though my crush is a coworker and talks to me like every day

>>37109259
reply bait
orianna

She's already in a "relationship."

>>37109259
She will start one anyways. I trust the bitch.

I don't have enough contact with people to have a crush.

>>37109259
w-what if I don't have a crush?

>>37109259
Please and fuck off capthya

my crush is honestly the only one keeping me alive rn

at least we're friends already

I just want her to like me my dude, am I that disgusting?...

This fucking better work.
Oggabooga

I don't have a crush, what happens to these digeridubs?

Rerolling because this is my only hope.
Obtuse.

>>37117126
I know that feel bud

my crush likes me

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rollin to figure my shit out

Please roll be kind

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originally rollan
fucktherobot11111111

Are you all underage and still in high school or something?

Why not give it a go I have nothing to lose!

>>37109259
fuck nigga you dont even know

>>37109259
Come on let's go please

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>>37109259
Dude man I'm so baked right now.

>>37109259
might as well roll
oreganallio

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Rolling and i best get trips

Rolling for no longer being an empty shell of a human being devoid of meaningful relationships and emotional stability

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Rolling just to get the chance to prove this faggy thread wrong
No girl will ever love me

>>37109259
fuck it le comment not original meme

>>37118361
Lol im bretty baked myself

>>37109259
rollinininggg

>>37109259
They see me rolling
Originoli

>>37109259
If dubs then anime becomes real

>>37109259
like this one
original
this is al;so (or)igin[al}[]

dubs checkkuuuu


oregano is the bastu

>>37109259
normiesreeee eee
aoslo oringal

>>37109259
dubs lol
original this isasa flf

rawlling
lanigiro
original

>>37109259
roll
orekljlkgnlanklj

>>37109259
trips
oreganoriginal

its time
origikek

If only meme magic was real???

I wonder who my crush is

>>37109259
roll me into the pussy plz

>>37109511
im stealing these dubs nigger

>>37109259
i don't have a "crush" i already have a "wife", she lives in another plane of existence

What happens if no crush. What if I have crush on a straight girl, will she turn gay?

Lickk lick lick my ballz!!

roll
originoli kekioli

>>37120719
Shut the


Fuck. Up....broe

this ones for garfield

>>37109259
Rrrreeefggfdfgh

>>37120750
what now? i only have words at my disposal but i can still bury you with them robuuuuuuuutttttttt

fuck, just let her txt me
lawd kek pls

Jokes on you, my crush already rejected me.

Will she have a change of heart and dump her boyfriend right now?

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>>37109259
fuck orgieashsdninal

Knowing my luck i wont get

fate dungeon dice roll!

>>37109259
Rolling for dubs. I don't want to date immediately.

roll for the g

>>37109259
I just wanna die

dubs is death

>>37121914
i'm free msakmas

Don't have a crush, but fuck it

roll

Here we go.

Probably not original

>>37109259
rolling 4 that convo

>>37109259
Cfvfjmhrdswgbnklliyrsaaefc

>tfw just got dubs
hope my luck continues

>>37122444
noice m8, me next?

>>37111887
so close to original greatness

>>37109259
I don't want to set the world on fire

I just want to start

A flame in her heart

or at least get some clarification on whether or not it's okay to call her "babe"

rolling to oregon

Why do I never get dubs?

She will message me today

>>37109259
Let's luck it up! Nothing to lose.

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>>37109259
please god bless me with my gf, I need her in my life so bad

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>>37109259
if I get dubs or trips that will show that this kek magic stuff is bullshit because I'm not leaving the house tomorrow so my crush cannot contact me

>>37123081
You can't trick kek.

>>37109259
wish me good luck

>>37123702
joke's on me, I don't even have a crush

>>37109259
I am five minutes aaway from an eexcruciating final. Dubs I get a 10

>>37109259
in hopes elevator qt talks to me again

>>37109259
rollin for my cat to talk to me

asgasrg

aefyhjws

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>>37109259
ahhahahahahahahahhahaa
AS IF

If singles ill kms

>>37109259

Kay. Let's see if i get it

>>37109259
Im 21 year old shut in virgin and i am better off dead. I will hang myself when im 40 because i am genetic trash.

jjshkhgkjgfhkf

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I know this is bullshit, but fuck it.

rollerino
oranges

tomorrow is impossible because I'm not gonna leave my house

but what happens if you don't currently have a female acquaintance that you are in love with?

rolling for my runescape wife

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>tfw crush works so much she has no time to even think about me

She'll probably talk to me anyway, so dubs are irrelevant. Trips thanks

Doesn't matter how many conversations your crush starts with you. Literally doesn't matter. Stop thinking you are filling up some "get to know me" meter that will make her like you once filled.

Sir rollington

Hahahaha yeah right, she wants nothing to do with me

Roll those dices senpai

>>37109259
well, I guess it's a good odd for a loser like me

>>37109259
plx, its my only hope

>>37109259
Quads walk the path of the Arcane and attain unlimiyed power

>>37109259
I haven't seen her in a while. Trips pls.

Very much original test

roll because i really need a gf or i swear i am going to kill people and then shoot myself in the head

>>37109259
Roll for the lulz

fjud

roll
hdbdhdu

Fourth times the charm, I guess

>>37109259
rolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllknki

DUBS! PLEASE!
i need her in my life ;_;

>>37128581
reroll
im not leaving without dubs

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>>37128663
ill never get dubs, ill never be happy

roll
>You have been muted for 4 seconds because your comment was too low in content

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shes kind of a thot but fuck it

cute as hell tho

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>>37128711

good luck my friend

>>37129053
FUCK

>>37109259
if dubs I find someone worthy of getting a vrush on

>>37109259
I hope for a trip since the dubs scenario's already happened once to me.

>>37109259
rollerino for the qt3.14

>>37109259
rolling rolento comentino

Sometimes I hate having to be original

>>37109259
Never took faith in this kind of threads but I can try it now

>>37129445
Oh fuck it off by one

>>37109259
well lets see how it goes

>>37109259
never works :^)

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>believing in post numbers on a Chinese war scroll website
>knowing this is my only hope at some semblance of happiness

>>37109259
get lucky- daft punk

orig

>>37109259
gimme dem trips lord kek

>>37109259
Tomorrow is sturday.

Trips

Odjckslsfbs

>>37129999
The quads speak

Haha what crush?

rolling aoiwmdxzoamp

>>37109259

pls b rael

Rollololol
Original

>>37109259
I'm rolling, originally of course.

>>37131304
Reroll very very originally

>>37109259
Lucky me I talked with her yesterday and we're having a date tomorrow.

I hope getting dubs/trips will improve my condition with her.

Haha I'm so fuckin lonely guys

>>37109259
boop boop de doop

>>37109259
Roll
Origimoto

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Everytime I want a relationship it goes to shit. Here's hoping for singles.

>>37109259
Why the hell not? No downside really.

Hey #FitbitCharge2 Users, hit all your activity goals for the day and have a little (fit)bit of fun on the last screen of your tracker

>>37109259
pls no

captcha: 2400 road

You know you're desperate when you have a slight hope this will work.

>>37109259
but I'm dead inside anon

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>>37109259
>implying we aren't damned

Risk it
4
A
Biscuit

>>37109259
Need some luck pls kek

oh boy what will i get guys.

Attempt two.

First time rolling in my life, never thought I'll get something

pls gib me something

>>37109259
please mommy yes yes yes elena talk to me

>>37134172
rerolling this, god be with me

>>37109259
>tfw no crush
Also r9k is terrible for roll threads

>>37109259
Absolutely pathetic
Please talk to me

>>37109259
rolling~~~~~~~~~~~ no 00

>>37109259
ENOUGH MEMES WON"T GET US GFS ANON

>>37135055
i retract my previous statement

>>37109259
roll
X-Men Origins: Wolverine

>>37109259
rolling in the deep originally

>>37109259
today I saw her walking round with her dad and she waved at me <3
we've already made out, i can't wait to get drunk again with that thot

Fuck it

Nothing really to lose here, why not?

Rolling for dubs, but trips would be nice

why do i even do this

Rolllwerino desu

>>37135644
good joj anon

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>>37109259
don't have a crush but i still get dubs

>>37109259
originalest rolling, it will be my only whatever

I'll definitely get trips.

fuck it let's roll the dice

i asked kek for a homely gf and it looks like he gave m the chance of the lifetime, she keeps messaging me but i have no idea how to get to the next level. should i escelate or wait?

>>37117100
Can confirm that my crush? Didn't talk to me. Meme magic is literally a meme.

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>>37109259
rolling like an original rolling rolling a roll

Dubs or trips pleasel

999 please or 0000

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This comment seems to be pretty original

Pls talk to me Mary

>>37122577
>get 3 calls from a number i don't recognize
>ignore them
>get another call from the same namber about an hour later, answer it
>it's her
>it actually fucking worked
I should have kept rolling for trips

>>37109259
rolling, can't believe my life has come to this